Originally Posted by der_ketzer
Trust me that would make the game too easy and remove the randomness completely which is a huge factor in the endless replayability of the game. You never have the same run twice. The next one could be the one run that gives you extremely overpowered stuff. You must keep trying.
But I suck! I spend most of my time trying to remember which arrow key to press to make tears go in the direction that an enemy is coming from. It's the product of years of playing games where your attack goes in the direction the character is looking.
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