A man dies and goes to hell. He meets Satan, who turns out to be a pretty nice guy, and proceeds to drive with him to a resort with a swimming pool and a nine-hole golf course.
"You know," says the man, "this is much nicer than I thought it would be."
"Yeah, but heaven is admittedly a lot nicer. They've got a lot more stuff up there than we have down here."
While playing on the golf course, the man looks over and sees a pit full of fire, pitchforks, and the screams of tortured souls.
"Yikes!" says the man, "What is that?"
Satan looks over and responds, "Oh, that? We had that built for the Catholics. They insisted on it."
My Personal Theme Song
; Green Day
Words of Wisdom
: Do what I always do: Hold tight and pretend it's a plan.
You have my sword, my bow and my deviantArt page.
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to see me ramble on about stuff you don't care about.