Originally Posted by anonymau5
WRONG. It is poly-amorous relationship's fault because if there were no poly-amorous relationships then Lee's wife would never have though of cheating on him.
WRONG. It's evolution's fault because an ape picked up a stick and thought about using it to his advantage in a fight, in which the other members of his pack picked up on the habit and they formed into a tribe. Plus, evolution somehow caused the zombie apocalypse, UNLESS we're talking about Romero's version where a satellite exploded above the atmosphere and the debris caused the corpses come back and crave meat.