Thread: Theology
View Single Post
Old 12/29/2012, 11:56 pm   #257
Alcoremortis
Lonely Ruffian
 
Alcoremortis's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jul 2009
Location: Ankh-Morpork PD Status: Killjoy Extraordinaire Actual Posts: Lots!
Posts: 4,243
Send a message via AIM to Alcoremortis Send a message via Skype™ to Alcoremortis
Default

Ach! You haven't truly read the Bible until you've read it in the original Klingon!

| joH'a' ghaH wIj DevwI':
23:1 jIH DIchDaq Hutlh pagh.
23:2 | ghaH chen jIH Qot bIng Daq SuD tI yotlh.
23:2 ghaH Dev jIH retlh vIHHa' bIQmey.
23:3 | ghaH chenqa' wIj qa'.
23:3 ghaH Dev jIH Daq the Hemey vo' QaQtaHghach vaD Daj pong chIch.
23:4 | 'ach 'a jIH yIt vegh the ngech vo' the QIb vo' Hegh,
23:4 jIH DIchDaq taHvIp ghobe' mIghtaHghach, vaD SoH 'oH tlhej jIH.
23:4 lIj DevwI' naQ je lIj naQ, chaH belmoH jIH.
23:5 | SoH ghuH a SopDaq qaSpa' jIH Daq the Daq vo' wIj jaghpu'.
23:5 SoH anoint wIj nach tlhej Hergh.
23:5 wIj HIvje' qettaH Dung.
23:6 | DIch QaQ je muSHa'taH pung DIchDaq tlha' jIH Hoch the jajmey vo' wIj yIn,
23:6 je jIH DIchDaq yIn Daq joH'a' tuq reH.
__________________
ETERNAL QUEEN OF HALLOWEEN STATUS CONFERRED. ~ Comrade Pants
How can we be sure that Alcoremortis isn't just Comrade Pants trollplaying as a girl? ~ GuruGuru214
You're a shiny bright star; floating amongst a million slimy slugs in a sea of sludge. You transcend the pre-conceived and supposed limits of the human race, to emerge from the pit of pitiful maggots as a beautiful, majestic butterfly. ~ Davies
The suspence of what's gonna come after death is killing me! ~ Jon NA
Are you a secret Plaster Princess or something? ~ Secret Fawful

Last edited by Alcoremortis; 12/30/2012 at 12:00 am. Reason: found a better passage
Alcoremortis is offline   Reply With Quote