[Mark$man]

Bandit 1: "Yeah, we ate it all. What are you gonna do about it?
Bandit 2: "Fuck you!" *Bam* *Bam* "Fuck" *Bam* "You." *Bam* "Fuck" *Bam* "You. Asshole!"
Everyone else: O.o

Lee: "That little girl is in my care. We've been through more together than you can imagine! Anyone who tries to get between me and her-ANYONE-is gonna wind up dead!!! You hear me!?"

Molly: "Nice group you got there."
Lee: "Not the time Molly." >.>

Duck: "Ew, it smells in here."
Clementine: "Like shit, right Lee?"
Lee: *Stares at Katjaa* "..."

Shawn: "Tell him what you saw out there Lee!"
Lee: "..."
Shawn: "Lee, tell him!"
Lee: "..."
Shawn: "Tell him!"

Clementine: "He's just always blaming me for stuff."
Lee: "Like what?"
Clementine: "Like putting a bug on his pillow."
Lee: "Did you do it?"
Clementine: *Evil smile* "...Yes."

Lee: "Did you find anything else."
Duck: "No. Nothing but bugs under the stairs. Don't tell Clementine."
Lee: "Okay... I won't."

Lee: "Put the gun down bitch!"
Brenda: *Bam* "I told you!"

Lilly: "I'll die out here..."
Lee: "I don't care."

Mark: *Crawling* 'Pleaseeee.... Someone...." I don't know why it makes me laugh.