Lot of these are paraphrased but you get the point.
Lee: “If [Omid was] me [he’d] be a foot taller and fifty pounds heavier.”
Clementine: “We don’t leave friends behind. That’s my vote!”
Chet: “Nice to meet yall.” ^_^
Andre: “Officer Mitchell.” -_-
Hershel: “When someone asks for your name, you give it to them, unless that name is no good.”
Shawn: “As far as babysitter’s go, I think you’ve earned yourself a tip.”
Duck: “I’m the foreman! Lift with your back Shawn!” =D
Katjaa: “Most trouble I ever had was getting [Duck] to use a fork.”
Kenny: “Man, I’m from Florida. Sometimes crazy shit just comes out of my mouth.”
Carley: “Hey! My family isn’t a bunch of meth-riddled forest people, they’re fucking Lutheran!”
Doug: “It’s universal, but not that universal.”
Lilly: “If you’re worried about everyone’s mood, go have an ice cream social!”
Ben: “[Lilly] scares the crap out of me.” O_O
Larry: “Christ Daddy-O! Sorry the people with the food and defenses didn’t tickle your pretty pink ass!”
Mark: “Say something to turn [Andy] on again.”
Andy: “You’re a strange guy Lee.”
Danny: “Gun like this keep you warmer than any woman on a cold night.”
Jolene: “Right through your BAWLS! String up on that tree there!”
Brenda: “That’s not a very nice thing to say.”
Omid: “Our cat’s gonna be pissed.” =(
Christa: “Be more afraid of groups of living men.”
Chuck: “Ask not for whom the bell tolls…”
Molly: “In the end, the dead always win.”
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