Hey, I'm flattered that there's a counterpart! Thanks for that, vyperspit!
The happiest dream ever for me... my personal favorite dream wasn't so much happy as it was bizarre and random. I accidentally ran over a pedestrian or two, and I was pulled over by a fat, moustached cop with a bald head. He said, "I hope you're proud of yourself! You just ran over people, you [censored]. Now get in my car! We're gonna [censored] party! WOO!"
So I got into the cop's car, and we went to get a sandwich for lunch. I said, "Should I buy my own sandwich?" He responded, "No, you may not! I'll buy one for you!"
Then I woke up.