Private Pirate Monkey Brainstorming...

[Merus]

"How To Pin Friends And Influence People"
"Taking The Loa Road: A Biography"
"Great-Great-Grandfather Knows Best"
"Coming In Hounfour: Voodoo Temple Etiquette"
"Samedi's Days", a planner with only Saturdays.

As for winds:
"The 5 O'Clock Doctor", an afternoon cool breeze
"The Wind That Smells Vaguely Of Lemons"
"The Wind That Goes The Wrong Way For A Minute" (trying and failing to make a lazy pun on widdershins)
"The Wind That You Fight Against For A Few Minutes Then Drops In The Third Round"
"The Wind That Reminds You Of Home"

A pirate name: Dirty Matthias Flint

[NekoIncardine]

Originally Posted by ttg_Stemmle

-- What sort of book titles do you think could be found on the Voodoo Lady's bookshelf? Y'know, things like "The Joy of Hex," or "Screams of My Father."

"The Joy Of Hex"
"Seven Habits Of Very Effective Voodoo Dolls"
"Who Stole My Needles?"

-- For reasons that defy explanation, we're trying to enumerate dozens of unique kinds of winds, things like "The Wind the Blows Off Your Hat," or "The Wind that Sounds Remarkably Like an Unhappy Echidna." Can you think of any others?

"A Northwest-By-Southeast Wind" always seemed funny to me.

-- Lastly, what's your pirate name?

Smarmy Pete. Or Smarmy anything, because the word Smarmy is awesome.

[bvigec]

Some more winds:

- The wind that cried wolf
- The wind that really blew it
- The wind that makes funny noises
- The wind that other winds envy
- The wind that makes hell freeze over
- The wind that roams the streets at night
- The wind that pro athlete spitters fear
- The wind that had it all but got married
- The wind that turns heads
- The wind that makes you wish you were never born
- The wind that smells a rat at 163 ft
- The wind that PWNS!
- The wind that brings them all and in the darkness binds them
- The wind that gets you an eyepatch
- The wind that sucks
- The wind that whistles no.1 hits
- The wind that was the spirit highway
- The wind that wouldn't fill sails
- The wind that doesn't fall far from the tree
- The wind that freezes your toes
- The wind that makes spitting impossible
- The wind that framed Roger Rabbit
- The wind that dances with wolves
- The wind that makes your eyes water
- The wind that killed the cat
- The wind that makes you laugh at a funeral
- The wind that wishes he was a real boy
- The wind that wants to be a pirate
- The wind that dies hard and with a vengeance
- The wind formerly known as Prince
- The wind that looks the other way
- The wind that turns the other cheek
- The wind that does the boogie
- The wind that blows in your face biotch!
- The wind that I always wanted
- The wind that went to jail
- The wind that may never blow again
- The wind that got lost
- The wind that pitties the foo's
- The wind that doesn't fall asleep afterwards
- The little wind that could

[bvigec]

Pirate name:

Checkmate Jimmy

[Majus]

The wind that wiped out a whole village or: Why you shouldn’t use Voodoo-Powder outside.

[Computer Jones]

Book name:

Voodoo's and Don'ts: A Beginner's Guide to Voodoo

Wind name:

The Wind That Spits Back

[Majus]

Damn, I mixed up book-title and wind-names.

[Mriceguy]

General voodoo books
The 7 Habits of Highly Effective Poltergeists
Feel The Fear and Plunder it Anyway
Change Your Species in 7 Days
What Would Marie LaVeau Do?
The Little Book of Big Spells
The Big Book of Souls
Think and Grow Ten Feet Tall

My pirate name
Little Jimmy Barnacle

[bosbeetle]

winds:

the wind of change
wind(ows)
Dusty wind (dust in the wind)
the long and windy road wind
wind thats like a hurricane
wind thats more like a breeze than a wind, wind

[Yeetamart]

My pirate name: Bob "Woodeye" Grogbeard

Books:
The Lord of the Dolls: The Fellowship of the Needles
The Secret of Monkey Island Walkthrough


Winds:
The wind that refuses to take its medicine
The wind that stole my monkey
The wind that ate my babysitter
The wind that harvests the grain

[Baracus]

Some hilarious stuff in here!!

Books:
"Cooking with Lemonhead"
"At home with Sharptooth - Vegetarian Edition"
"Survival: How to use random objects to solve minor problems in your life"
"The Little book of Insults: Swordfighting Edition"


Winds:
The Uranus Wind
The Wally Wind (as in 'wall-like')
The Wind of Heightened Senses
The Wind You Cannot see, or feel
The Jambalaya Jetstream


My Pirate name: Capt. Major 'Bad Attitude' Baracus

I will try to think of some more - mind going overdrive now

EDIT: Absolutely love all of the long list of Winds above from "bvigec"!!!
Had me in tears! Genius!!

[Planeforger]

More book ideas:
--> Fiddling With The Change In Your Pocket: The Ultimate Defence Against Vengeful Curses.
--> Familiars and You, Issue 3: Taming The Carnivorous Emerald Parrots Of Melee Island.
--> Eek-ality - A Beginner's Handbook To Monkey Kombat.
--> Golden Ticket Weekly, #9: A Step-By-Step Guide To Your Final Resting Place.

Wind:
The wind in the willows.
The wind who would be king.
The wind from beyond space and time.
The wind that won the west.

[Angel Summoner]

Voodoo you think you are? - Family trees of the undead.

[GrogSwigger]

Voodoo books:

"Vegan's Guide to Mixin' Mojo"
"I Heart Haiti, a collection of Short Fiction"
"Summoning and Summons: A Practical Guide to Voodoo Liability Laws"
"Joe Versus the Volcano 3: Revenge of the Waponis"

[TheWackyWombat]

Books:
Digging for dubloons, thinking outside the X
Wailing spirits volume 3: The joys of earplugs
Who do Voodoo? A beginner's guide to bringing back the dead.
The Zombie Survival guide - Avoiding Witchhunters

Pirate Name:
The Crazy Captain Bigsby

[MusicallyInspired]

Originally Posted by ElNarez

"(Don't) Fear The Reaper : Bring your loved ones back to life using only a cowbell !"

This is pure genius.

[GigGleR]

"Baron Samedi needs you! : A beginners guide to VooDoo"
"Santeria and Sangria or How I Lost My Chicken At The Bar"
"Hex And The City"

Although technically that last one is already a book by Simon R. Green (it is a good one though )

[Sven_Q45]

No voodoo:
"Guybrush Threepwood and the last pirate trail! - No official pirate exam"

[AndyBundy]

"The Vøødøø guide" - Odin crushes your mojo - or how to hex the Nordic way with plenty of room left for your runes.

[Thespis]

I've Got You Under My Skin: The Fine Art of Possession