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Originally Posted by Silverwolfpet
Hello, my name is Wolfy and I...I have a tiki addiction.
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Oh twelve-stepping
1. We admitted we were powerless over tikis—that our lives had become unmanageable.
2. Came to believe that a Power greater than ourselves could restore us to sanity. (something like a pirate VooDoo-god, Not a Tiki-wind-god!)
3. Made a decision to turn our will and our lives over to the care of this VooDoo-God as we understood Him.
4. Made a searching and fearless moral inventory of ourselves.
5. Admitted to the god, to ourselves, and to Telltale the exact nature of our wrongs.
6. Were entirely ready to have A VooDoo-priest remove all these defects of character.
7. Humbly asked Him to remove our shortcomings.
8. Made a list of all Twelltale-personal we had harmed, and became willing to make amends to them all.
9. Made direct amends to such people wherever possible, except when to do so would injure them or others.
10. Continued to take personal inventory and when we were wrong promptly admitted it.
11. Sought through prayer and meditation to improve our conscious contact with the god as we understood Him, praying only for knowledge of His Will for us and the power to carry that out.
12. Having had a spiritual awakening as the result of these steps, we tried to carry this message to tiki-holics, and to practice these principles in all our affairs.