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Geypi · 10/13/2009, 01:44 pm

So yeah this crazy idea came to my mind. Why don't we have our own insult battles here

? Please make this sticky. I think it could be fun but we have to make our own rhymes. But don't insult the people too much and if anyone is easly offended... it's JUST a game. The rules are simple:
-it has to rhyme of course
-you can only reply to the latest post
-you musn't use word that don't ryhm with anything (orange, purple, ninth,...)
-you musn't create a new rhyme if the latest hasn't been countered yet.

So the next post starts the battle!! It's on bitches!!

(not insulting anyone with that it just sounds cool

)
EDIT: so yeah i wanted to give some more rules.
-IF you want you can after replying to one rhyme make another one
-and please quote the rhyme you're responding to.

*Irishmile* · 10/13/2009, 01:47 pm

I think there is a thread somewhere that did this... its probably really buried though..

found it
http://www.telltalegames.com/forums/...=pirate+insult

Wapcaplet · 10/13/2009, 01:47 pm

Yup, there is.

http://www.telltalegames.com/forums/...ead.php?t=9080

Search is your friend.

Geypi · 10/13/2009, 01:50 pm

yeah but here the insults have to rhyme. There is no point without rhyming cause you can pretty much say anything there. The rules are the same as there the only difference is that here it has to rhyme.

David E · 10/13/2009, 03:48 pm

Moving to Forum Games and clearing up the rules in the thread title. Please start the game soon!

JedExodus · 10/13/2009, 03:50 pm

Lets do it

You sir, resemble a horse in a man costume!

phallan · 10/13/2009, 11:36 pm

What you resemble is simply, humanity's doom.

Geypi · 10/14/2009, 03:45 am

Does it stink in here or is it you?

Katsuro · 10/14/2009, 04:31 am

Quote:

Originally Posted by Geypi

Does it stink in here or is it you?

So you finally noticed your family too?

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When I'm done here, I'll slay your crew!

(Did I understood the rules correctly now? Once i replied with a rhyme I make another insult?)

Geypi · 10/14/2009, 05:14 am

Quote:

Originally Posted by Katsuro

So you finally noticed your family too?

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When I'm done here, I'll slay your crew!

(Did I understood the rules correctly now? Once i replied with a rhyme I make another insult?)

Before that I'll punch you and your eye will be blue

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With this sword, pirate gods i have beaten!!

(yeah you understood that correctly)

Darkblade07 · 10/14/2009, 12:58 pm

Those gods were slow and fat,who knows what they have eaten
-------------------------------------------------------------
You look even worse then your mom

JedExodus · 10/14/2009, 02:08 pm

Quote:

Originally Posted by Darkblade07

Those gods were slow and fat,who knows what they have eaten
-------------------------------------------------------------
You look even worse then your mom

Funny, yours said I was looking good... all night long
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You have but the breeding of a latrine rat

Geypi · 10/15/2009, 05:00 am

Quote:

Originally Posted by Darkblade07

Those gods were slow and fat,who knows what they have eaten
-------------------------------------------------------------
You look even worse then your mom

Says the guy who is on theugliestman.com
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You're so clumsy the only sport you could do is chess.

Geypi · 10/15/2009, 05:03 am

Quote:

Originally Posted by JedExodus

Funny, yours said I was looking good... all night long
----------------------------------------
You have but the breeding of a latrine rat

let me breed this...My sword in your HEAD!

(sry for the double post i didn't know you replied to that rhyme.)

zombiemaniac · 10/16/2009, 09:04 pm

Keep it up and you will be DEAD! D-E-D DEAD!

Geypi · 11/09/2009, 02:53 pm

For you foolish mortals I am the pirate GOD!

TomPravetz · 11/09/2009, 03:43 pm

Quote:

Originally Posted by zombiemaniac

Keep it up and you will be DEAD! D-E-D DEAD!

I enjoy watching you flail!

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Upon your head, I've placed a price!

BlankCanvasDJ · 11/09/2009, 03:47 pm

Quote:

Originally Posted by Geypi

For you foolish mortals I am the pirate GOD!

You must clear out the churches; you smell strongly of cod

Quote:

Upon your head, I've placed a price!

Nay, 'tis just a hat! And it looks rather nice.

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Every foe that I've met has been easily slain.

Geypi · 11/10/2009, 01:26 pm

Quote:

Originally Posted by BlankCanvasDJ

You must clear out the churches; you smell strongly of cod

Nay, 'tis just a hat! And it looks rather nice.

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Every foe that I've met has been easily slain.

But none of them can compare to me. I am truely INSANE!

_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-

For you rookies i don't even need a sword!!

Maxilyah · 11/10/2009, 01:31 pm

You just need your feet to run, but don't trip over that cord!
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Everyone who fights me always fails to win.

10/13/2009, 01:44 pm	#1
Geypi Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2009 Posts: 218	Insult battles!!! [Rhyming] So yeah this crazy idea came to my mind. Why don't we have our own insult battles here ? Please make this sticky. I think it could be fun but we have to make our own rhymes. But don't insult the people too much and if anyone is easly offended... it's JUST a game. The rules are simple: -it has to rhyme of course -you can only reply to the latest post -you musn't use word that don't ryhm with anything (orange, purple, ninth,...) -you musn't create a new rhyme if the latest hasn't been countered yet. So the next post starts the battle!! It's on bitches!! (not insulting anyone with that it just sounds cool ) EDIT: so yeah i wanted to give some more rules. -IF you want you can after replying to one rhyme make another one -and please quote the rhyme you're responding to. Last edited by Geypi; 10/14/2009 at 03:43 am.

10/13/2009, 01:50 pm	#4
Geypi Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2009 Posts: 218	yeah but here the insults have to rhyme. There is no point without rhyming cause you can pretty much say anything there. The rules are the same as there the only difference is that here it has to rhyme. Last edited by Geypi; 10/13/2009 at 01:52 pm.

10/14/2009, 12:58 pm	#11
Darkblade07 ScrewtherulesIhavemoney Join Date: May 2008 Location: Venice,Ireland,Tokyo,Paris,Cairo-Not a stone bridge Posts: 393	Those gods were slow and fat,who knows what they have eaten ------------------------------------------------------------- You look even worse then your mom __________________ Always a ninja! I'm back, broseph!I'm friggin back!

10/16/2009, 09:04 pm	#15
zombiemaniac Failerz-r-us Join Date: Sep 2009 Location: STALKER Posts: 5	Keep it up and you will be DEAD! D-E-D DEAD! __________________ Lol! YOU FAIL! http://www.freakycreek.com/gallery2/.../bike-fail.jpg

11/10/2009, 01:31 pm	#20
Maxilyah Not a stalker Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Planet Earth Posts: 1,004	You just need your feet to run, but don't trip over that cord! ------------------------------------------------------ Everyone who fights me always fails to win. __________________ ~ Maxilyah Aku akan makan anak-anak anda. My DeviantArt

10/13/2009, 01:47 pm	#2
Irishmile The Skipping Dead Join Date: Jun 2009 Location: WI, its a paradise 3 months of the year Posts: 6,542	I think there is a thread somewhere that did this... its probably really buried though.. found it http://www.telltalegames.com/forums/...=pirate+insult

10/13/2009, 01:47 pm	#3
Wapcaplet Death From Above! Join Date: Apr 2009 Location: Mousebat Follicle Goosecreature Ampersand Spong Wapcaplet Looseliver Vendetta & Prang Posts: 451	Yup, there is. http://www.telltalegames.com/forums/...ead.php?t=9080 Search is your friend.

10/13/2009, 03:48 pm	#5
David E ¬¬ Join Date: Jun 2008 Location: San Rafael, California, USA Posts: 703	Moving to Forum Games and clearing up the rules in the thread title. Please start the game soon!

10/13/2009, 03:50 pm	#6
JedExodus Banned Join Date: Jun 2009 Location: Ireland Posts: 2,485	Lets do it You sir, resemble a horse in a man costume!

10/13/2009, 11:36 pm	#7
phallan Junior Member Join Date: Oct 2009 Posts: 0	What you resemble is simply, humanity's doom.

10/14/2009, 03:45 am	#8
Geypi Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2009 Posts: 218	Does it stink in here or is it you?

11/09/2009, 02:53 pm	#16
Geypi Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2009 Posts: 218	For you foolish mortals I am the pirate GOD!

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