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The Mighty M · 11/06/2009, 11:32 am

Hi, In this thread you write down an ordinary event, and the person who posts next describes how it will lead to your painful death

I.E

Sponge: I will go shopping tomorrow

Carrot: Unfortunately someone will push a shelf down onto you and strangle you with a paper bag, then an elephant will randomly fall from the sky and spontaneously combust on your head.

I will read a book
etc.

I'll start

I am going to do a spot of gardening

Ribs · 11/06/2009, 11:35 am

The venus fly traps are secretly skynet, and destroy you and the human race.

I'm going to conquer Europe!

Gman5852 · 11/06/2009, 11:42 am

Unfortionatly England was too powerful and they killed you.
I am going to blink.

Ray-The-Sun · 11/07/2009, 03:15 am

Unfortunately, you are an AI. You have no eyes and you must blink. Pretty troublesome, eh?

I do a google search for one of my favorite artists.

The Mighty M · 11/08/2009, 08:00 am

You cause the computer to crash, which causes all other computers in the world to turn against they're users. You die in 1 of the explosions

I play cats cradle

deadlinejon · 11/15/2009, 04:56 am

it turns into a REAL cat, in this case a LION, and it scraches your face off. with no face, no breathing. you die.

i will eat toast.

der_ketzer · 11/15/2009, 07:49 am

something

*Icedhope* · 11/15/2009, 08:13 am

Rabble Rable Somthing else

Maxilyah · 11/16/2009, 05:30 pm

You die of failure.

I will call my friend.

*Lena_P* · 11/17/2009, 01:12 am

A freak bolt of lightning hits your house, and electrocutes you through the phone.

I am about to eat a delicious plate of spaghetti.

*Icedhope* · 11/17/2009, 01:36 am

The spaghetti gets possesed by a demon, and slowly starts to slide up your nostrils, and start constricting your brain.

I'm going to Play Loom.

Katsuro · 11/17/2009, 03:18 am

Unfortunately you play with the high-quality-music setting. The awesome tunes are too much for your brain to handle, so of course your head explodes.

I'm going to read Harry Potter.

Shwoo · 11/17/2009, 04:01 am

You mysteriously drop dead of death right as Voldemore Avada Kadavras one of the characters.

I'm going to work on my NaNoWriMo novel.

*Lena_P* · 11/17/2009, 04:06 am

You get into a groove, forgetting to eat, drink or sleep, and then your bladder asplodes.

I go for a walk in the park.

Katsuro · 11/17/2009, 04:11 am

Suddenly it gets nighttime, so every robber in the park comes from his hidden underground cave. Go figure.

I'm in the office doing nothing.

*Lena_P* · 11/17/2009, 04:26 am

A cardboard box suddenly appears behind you, and Solid Snake jumps out and snaps your neck. Wow you're unobservant ...

I'm lying on my bed listening to music.

Katsuro · 11/17/2009, 04:50 am

Your player of choice suddenly switches to a face melting heavy metal solo. Its melting your face. Aww

I'm going to the bathroom.

*Lena_P* · 11/17/2009, 04:58 am

(Woah, what an awesome way to go! Painful, but awesome.)

Sadako jumps out of the toilet and pulls you down to Hell. You really shouldn't have watched that tape ...

Oops, forgot to say what I'm doing

Um ... I'm hanging out at the bookstore.

*Icedhope* · 11/17/2009, 09:48 am

You sit down to read and awesome book and when you turn the page, you get a paper cut and start to bleed out, and as you start to loose consciousness, and slip away, you see that Stephanie Meyer has written a new twilight book.

*Majus* · 11/19/2009, 04:36 am

Icedhope forgot to breath. He dies.

I am solving a peaceful and friendly crossword puzzle.

11/06/2009, 11:32 am	#1
The Mighty M A Person Join Date: Feb 2009 Location: England Posts: 78	Do post something on this thread or I'll come round your house and stamp on your toys Hi, In this thread you write down an ordinary event, and the person who posts next describes how it will lead to your painful death I.E Sponge: I will go shopping tomorrow Carrot: Unfortunately someone will push a shelf down onto you and strangle you with a paper bag, then an elephant will randomly fall from the sky and spontaneously combust on your head. I will read a book etc. I'll start I am going to do a spot of gardening __________________ Rawr

11/06/2009, 11:42 am	#3
Gman5852 The smartest moron Join Date: Aug 2008 Location: under your couch Posts: 5,893	Unfortionatly England was too powerful and they killed you. I am going to blink. __________________ Sign up for Tribes:Ascend, its free FOR THE NEWBIES: Blue names=normal member Grey names=community mod(As in, NOT a Telltale employee, they just keep the peace here, that's it.) Red names=actual telltale employees.

11/07/2009, 03:15 am	#4
Ray-The-Sun Well don't that beat all. Join Date: Aug 2008 Location: E://body/arm.rbt Posts: 582	Unfortunately, you are an AI. You have no eyes and you must blink. Pretty troublesome, eh? I do a google search for one of my favorite artists. __________________ IT WAS HIS SLED! See how easy it is to press a spoiler tag out of curiosity? Don't do it again. This has been a paid message by the Association to Prevent Jerkfaces Ruining Your Games (APJRYG)

11/08/2009, 08:00 am	#5
The Mighty M A Person Join Date: Feb 2009 Location: England Posts: 78	You cause the computer to crash, which causes all other computers in the world to turn against they're users. You die in 1 of the explosions I play cats cradle __________________ Rawr

11/15/2009, 04:56 am	#6
deadlinejon Mr. Cool Face Join Date: May 2008 Posts: 578	it turns into a REAL cat, in this case a LION, and it scraches your face off. with no face, no breathing. you die. i will eat toast. __________________ CROWBAR IS READY

11/15/2009, 07:49 am	#7
der_ketzer Fhqwhgod Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: in.meinem.turm.versteckt Posts: 4,756	something

11/15/2009, 08:13 am	#8
Icedhope 007 Join Date: Jun 2008 Location: IL Posts: 3,292	Rabble Rable Somthing else __________________ Good things come to those who wait, bad things come to those who hate, girlfriends come to those who date, children come to those who mate. ~ Haggis "My opinons are my own and reflect myself and not TTG also I don't work for them...they just gave me mod powers." "Requiescat in pace my father and nephew" Now Playing: ~~MGS3~~ - ~~Portable Ops~~ - Peace Walker - Metal Gear - Solid Snake - Metal Gear Solid - MGS2 - MGS4

11/16/2009, 05:30 pm	#9
Maxilyah Not a stalker Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Planet Earth Posts: 1,004	You die of failure. I will call my friend. __________________ ~ Maxilyah Aku akan makan anak-anak anda. My DeviantArt

11/17/2009, 01:12 am	#10
Lena_P Capricious, Quirky Kook Join Date: May 2008 Location: West of Mount Diablo! Posts: 2,003	A freak bolt of lightning hits your house, and electrocutes you through the phone. I am about to eat a delicious plate of spaghetti.

11/17/2009, 01:36 am	#11
Icedhope 007 Join Date: Jun 2008 Location: IL Posts: 3,292	The spaghetti gets possesed by a demon, and slowly starts to slide up your nostrils, and start constricting your brain. I'm going to Play Loom. __________________ Good things come to those who wait, bad things come to those who hate, girlfriends come to those who date, children come to those who mate. ~ Haggis "My opinons are my own and reflect myself and not TTG also I don't work for them...they just gave me mod powers." "Requiescat in pace my father and nephew" Now Playing: ~~MGS3~~ - ~~Portable Ops~~ - Peace Walker - Metal Gear - Solid Snake - Metal Gear Solid - MGS2 - MGS4

11/17/2009, 03:18 am	#12
Katsuro <funny tagline> Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: where the cool kids are Posts: 334	Unfortunately you play with the high-quality-music setting. The awesome tunes are too much for your brain to handle, so of course your head explodes. I'm going to read Harry Potter.

11/17/2009, 04:01 am	#13
Shwoo Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: Canberra, Australia Posts: 1,486	You mysteriously drop dead of death right as Voldemore Avada Kadavras one of the characters. I'm going to work on my NaNoWriMo novel. __________________ This is a link to the Sam & Max wiki. This is a link to a Sam & Max deviantART group.

11/17/2009, 04:06 am	#14
Lena_P Capricious, Quirky Kook Join Date: May 2008 Location: West of Mount Diablo! Posts: 2,003	You get into a groove, forgetting to eat, drink or sleep, and then your bladder asplodes. I go for a walk in the park.

11/17/2009, 04:11 am	#15
Katsuro <funny tagline> Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: where the cool kids are Posts: 334	Suddenly it gets nighttime, so every robber in the park comes from his hidden underground cave. Go figure. I'm in the office doing nothing.

11/17/2009, 04:26 am	#16
Lena_P Capricious, Quirky Kook Join Date: May 2008 Location: West of Mount Diablo! Posts: 2,003	A cardboard box suddenly appears behind you, and Solid Snake jumps out and snaps your neck. Wow you're unobservant ... I'm lying on my bed listening to music.

11/17/2009, 04:50 am	#17
Katsuro <funny tagline> Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: where the cool kids are Posts: 334	Your player of choice suddenly switches to a face melting heavy metal solo. Its melting your face. Aww I'm going to the bathroom.

11/17/2009, 04:58 am	#18
Lena_P Capricious, Quirky Kook Join Date: May 2008 Location: West of Mount Diablo! Posts: 2,003	(Woah, what an awesome way to go! Painful, but awesome.) Sadako jumps out of the toilet and pulls you down to Hell. You really shouldn't have watched that tape ... Oops, forgot to say what I'm doing Um ... I'm hanging out at the bookstore. Last edited by Lena_P; 11/17/2009 at 07:04 am.

11/17/2009, 09:48 am	#19
Icedhope 007 Join Date: Jun 2008 Location: IL Posts: 3,292	You sit down to read and awesome book and when you turn the page, you get a paper cut and start to bleed out, and as you start to loose consciousness, and slip away, you see that Stephanie Meyer has written a new twilight book. __________________ Good things come to those who wait, bad things come to those who hate, girlfriends come to those who date, children come to those who mate. ~ Haggis "My opinons are my own and reflect myself and not TTG also I don't work for them...they just gave me mod powers." "Requiescat in pace my father and nephew" Now Playing: ~~MGS3~~ - ~~Portable Ops~~ - Peace Walker - Metal Gear - Solid Snake - Metal Gear Solid - MGS2 - MGS4

11/19/2009, 04:36 am	#20
Majus Mighty Cinematic Artist Join Date: Jan 2009 Location: Back in germany. Mostly. Posts: 531	Icedhope forgot to breath. He dies. I am solving a peaceful and friendly crossword puzzle. __________________ The »I wonder what happens…«-Flashfilm-Series! Episode I: I wonder what happens in »Launch of the Screaming Narwhal« Episode II: I wonder what happens in »The Siege of Spinner Cay« Episode III: I wonder what happens in »Lair of the Leviathan« Episode IV: I wonder what happens in »The Trial and Execution of Guybrush Threepwood« Episode V: I wonder what happens in »Rise of the Pirate God«

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