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Originally Posted by Lena_P
I am sorry people, but frankly, I am disappointed by the so called "crap" art posted here. Quickly done sketches and adorable little Guybrushes do not crap make, and unless this thread is renamed the "Quick and Cute" fan art thread I think you guys should pull your acts together and post some honest-to-goodness badly drawn art. And quick and cute stuff, but still! At least put up a veneer of crappyness.
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You want crap? Ok, here you go. Not exactly art, it's a song. With music and most of the lyrics from "Join the family bussiness" from the Young Frankenstein music...
We've been the pride of the seven seas
since Monkey Island one,
Passed on for generations,
Father to Son
Descended from gypsies,
as proud as we can be.
Don't risk my curse, it could be worse
Embrace your fam'ly tree!
Join the fam'ly bus'ness
Learn the family trade
Make yourself a pirate
Save the world again
Join the fam'ly bus'ness,
You must take the fam'ly name!
Follow in our footsteps
and you'll win eternal fame!
The Roqueforts are celebrated
for their Roquefort cheese,
the Rothschilds are famous for their woods
Hersheys have their choc'lates
and LeChucks have their teas
But when it comes to Migthy Pirates, You can't beat the good Threepwoods!
Join the fam'ly bus'ness
Rob a grave or two,
Save Elaine from marrying,
It all depends on you!
Uphold the fam'ly honor,
you must search the fam'ly roots,
Join the fam'ly bus'ness
Join the fam'ly bus'ness
Join the fam'ly bus'ness
For your name it is Threepwood!
Meet your family!
Join the fam'ly bus'ness
Show some fam'ly pride
Make yourself a pirate…
And then you'll kill LeChuck!
Listen to your Great, Great, Great Grandfather Mordecai
Join the fam'ly bus'ness
Boy, if you don't want to die!
As you know predestination
From day the of your creation
Has determined your vocation
That's a fact.
Because you are a young Threepwood
You have no choice
You can't say no
So change your mood
It's time to sign the fam'ly pact
This is your fate
Become a Threepwood now before it's too late!
We know you won't regret it,
You should express your willingness
Why not acquiesce, reassess,
You're under stress
Just relax and return to life
Search inside your infinite pockets,
take you knife,
solve a puzzle
It ain't no fuss!
Join the fam'ly enterprise,
Best be prudent, best be wise!
Time to open up your eyes
Join the fam'ly bus'ness!
Join the fam'ly enterprise,
Best be prudent, best be wise
Time to open up your eyes
Come on, come clean
Don't make a scene,
Your name is not Threepweed!
Join the family business
Learn the family trade
Make yourself a pirate
Save the world again
This is one position that you never can resign
Do not make a fuss,
There's nothing to discuss
You must be one of us
Young, young Threepwood!
Music:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=86AL2rsmtxw
Happy?