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Old 02/15/2010, 04:52 am   #1
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Default Monkey Island Caption Contest #9: Untitled

Last week's contest ran a bit longer then usual because I was gone for the weekend, but the plus side of that is that we've finally had a contest that ran all week! Let's take a look at its winners:
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Morgan: It's impolite to sit on a woman's chest, Guybrush.
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Skull: Great! Now I just need another arm, two legs and a torso.
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25 dancing winslow's! (What the hell? Why does it censor Winslow's without the apostrophe?)

The Hall of Fame:
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Thriftweed Fancy Pants x2
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prizna x1
TomPravetz x1
Jen Kollic x1
Secret Fawful x1
Trenchfoot x1
MaxFan x1
Nosehair x1

PM me if you have a picture for the next caption contest. May be fanart too, as long as it's your own.
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Old 02/15/2010, 04:57 am   #2
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Old 02/15/2010, 05:48 am   #3
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Whoa, my pinky is as long as my ring finger. Creepy...
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Old 02/15/2010, 05:51 am   #4
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I'll just keep this piece of paper safely tucked in here.
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Old 02/15/2010, 05:52 am   #5
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little did anyone know that guybrush was in fact not cheating by using a performing enhancing horn, but vomiting into the wrong end
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Old 02/15/2010, 08:07 am   #6
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"Gee Guybrush, not everyone keeps their inventory in their pants..."
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As Morgan desperately tried to hold her dress up, she thanked her lucky stars that at least it wasn't a *red* lantern.....

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Oh, dear God. This reminds me of that bit in "Escape from Monkey Island" where they chuck a dart at the computer screen and it smashes - only much, much worse....
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[QUOTE=apenpaap;262062][QUOTE]

Does this arm thing make my arm look like rubber?
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Does this arm thing make my arm look fat?
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Old 02/15/2010, 10:34 am   #9
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Does this pauldron make my arm look fat?
Fix'd. Still thinking of my own captions.
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Guybrush: Help! Someone shrunk me with a shrink ray!
Morgan: Don't worry, you'll be safe in here.


Guybrush: Attention! The sexiest pirate at the beach in one minute will win a pink dress worn by Guybrush Threepwood himself.
Contest host: Oh my, I'd better head for the beach!
Guybrush: BLEEEUUGGGHH!
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Guybrush: Ok Morgan, we need to pretend that we're married for DeCava.
Morgan: *unzips her chest completely*
G: Umm... recently married.
M: *zips it halfway back up*


Contest host: Hark you phlegms now and win an exclusive vacation to the Caverns of Meat on Monkey Island...
Guybrush: Ughh I don't feel so good *gets the horn out*
C: ...for two...
G: Phew! *prepares to put the horn back*
C: ...with Herman Toothrot.
G: UGG- *vomits inside the horn*
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Old 02/16/2010, 05:14 am   #12
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Unfortunately for the contest host, on his third attempt at blowing the horn Guybrush successfully manages to hit "The Brown Note"...
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Unfortunately for the contest host, on his third attempt at blowing the horn Guybrush successfully manages to hit "The Brown Note"...
Haha, I love it! Because he does actually look like he... y'know.
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Old 02/18/2010, 05:17 am   #14
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We're done here.
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Done? Is it over already? How long has it been?
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Old 02/18/2010, 05:26 am   #16
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Only three days, but no one posted any captions in the last two days, so there doesn't seem to be much point in keeping it open for a whole week.
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That seams reasonable.
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"Riiiicolaaa!"

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Morgan: "Honestly, Guybrush, I don't know how you fit so much stuff in your pants without severe personal injury. All I did was put one small photo in my blouse and now I have this huge papercut."

Guybrush: "Trust me. You don't want to know."

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Sorry, the contest is over. New caption contest
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Old 02/19/2010, 08:35 pm   #20
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I don't know how I missed this round. The "brown note" caption is hysterical! I laughed pretty hard at that one.
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