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Old 02/20/2010, 02:40 pm   #21
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I know it's just a simple pun, but I love it!

Guybrush: "How does he smell without a nose?"
Bait Shoppe Owner: "Terrible."

...or did he say "awful"?
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Old 02/25/2010, 03:39 am   #22
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Most underrated line ever, COMI:

Lemonhead: "You fool! You've given cheese to a lactose intolerant volcano god! Do you know what that means? You've brought about the Coming of the Divine Dysentry! Run for your lives!"
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Old 02/25/2010, 03:52 am   #23
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I like when theres no distraction on the blockade and u try and get by and they stop u and hardtack tells u to go back and if u ask why he goes into a big speach of why if a gus aiming a cannon at you should just leave when they give you the chance
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Old 02/25/2010, 07:03 am   #24
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My all-time favorite MI line is from LeChuck's Revenge, when you look at the Gorilla Envelope and it says the gorilla was "arrested for grinding his organ in public."
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I like when theres no distraction on the blockade and u try and get by and they stop u and hardtack tells u to go back and if u ask why he goes into a big speach of why if a gus aiming a cannon at you should just leave when they give you the chance
There's a good joke in there about putting lipstick on the cannonball. Haha, that one still makes me laugh.
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Old 02/25/2010, 01:00 pm   #26
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Guybrush Threepwood: That pig-shaped bush frightens and confuses me.

EMI, though my least favorite, I like that line.
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Old 02/25/2010, 01:21 pm   #27
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EMI, though my least favorite, I like that line.
I never fail to lol at that line
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I kind of like the line back in MI 1 where Guybrush insults Meathook about his head. And I can't remember the exact words...
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I kind of like the line back in MI 1 where Guybrush insults Meathook about his head. And I can't remember the exact words...
"What's your name, cannonballhead?"
"I'm Meathook, and I think you've got a little attitude problem!"
"Well, I think you've got a little hair problem."
"Gee, you just don't know when to quit, do you?"
"Obviously, neither did your barber."
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