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Secret Fawful · 04/01/2010, 11:15 am

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Chuck Norris, just turned 67 in March Died two hours after being admitted to the Morton Plant Hospital in Florida. He was vacationing in Clearwater, FL. when witness Thomas Scott said, “He just fell off of the jet ski, the Scuba rental manager came out and pulled him back to shore. An ambulance was there within 5 minutes and took him away.”

Witnesses say he made it to the hospital at approximately 7:30pm (EST), and was pronounced dead at 9:40pm. Carlos Ray “Chuck” Norris left behind a loving wife and 5 children. Chuck was an outspoken conservative republican and was very vocal with his views. Chuck wrote a column for WorldNetDaily. Chuck Norris had almost 40 movies under his belt which began in the late 60’s..

Chuck Norris, you will be missed my friend R.I.P.

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I wonder what will happen to all those Chuck Norris jokes now.

Chuck, you really will be missed. My sympathies to his family.

Discuss.

I can't believe you guys are actually having to guess at whether or not this is fake.

Rather Dashing · 04/01/2010, 11:28 am

A quick Google search doesn't show any reveals from a reliable news source, and conflicting reports of the rumor's validity.

I'm skeptical.

coolsome · 04/01/2010, 11:32 am

I think the articles a prank I remeber reading megan fox was a transexual and who used to be a man told everyone and looked dumb when it was fake

corruptbiggins · 04/01/2010, 11:57 am

well for one thing Chuck Norris is 70 as he was born in 1940.

Rather Dashing · 04/01/2010, 12:05 pm

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Originally Posted by corruptbiggins

well for one thing Chuck Norris is 70 as he was born in 1940.

He was 67 in 2007, though.

Which, according to this blog post, is when this story was posted.

I had no idea Chuck Norris was dead for the past three years.

evilguy12 · 04/01/2010, 12:23 pm

Is this as real as that fake Barry Chuckle death story? The one with the prostitute and the heart attack?

*Irishmile* · 04/01/2010, 12:28 pm

See this is why you shouldn't die around April fools day... its too confusing for everyone...

coolsome · 04/01/2010, 12:42 pm

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Originally Posted by Irishmile

See this is why you shouldn't die around April fools day... its too confusing for everyone...

or have a birthday on Aprils fools you get screwed out of presents

evilguy12 · 04/01/2010, 01:05 pm

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Originally Posted by Sailorcuteness

or have a birthday on Aprils fools you get screwed out of presents

It was a good job I was born a day early

.

GuybrushWilco · 04/01/2010, 01:11 pm

If Chuck Norris died, it would be all over the news right now.

GinnyN · 04/01/2010, 01:12 pm

Well the Article is from June 29th, 2007, for starters.

So, unless he died like, 3 years ago and nobody knew it, I will say this is false..

*Irishmile* · 04/01/2010, 01:17 pm

I'm also sure the Earth would change orbit and we would all be burned up by the sun.

pwblaine · 04/01/2010, 01:31 pm

AHHH!!! ZOMBIE CHUCK IS NOW PRODUCING MOVIES!!! RUNNNNNN
Birdie & Bogey (producer; 2009)

GaryCXJk · 04/01/2010, 01:56 pm

Chuck Norris constantly "dies". Once every several years he sheds his current body to get a stronger one.

Comrade Pants · 04/01/2010, 02:25 pm

Yeah, this is quite clearly bollocks.

JedExodus · 04/01/2010, 06:54 pm

I remember when I was at school, the celebrity deaths included (but weren't limited to) The Rock, Kenan & Kel, Wee Man, Kel (on his own this time) and Zack from Saved By The Bell.

Thankfully these media titans are still with us today

tredlow · 04/06/2010, 04:48 am

No, he's really dead.

zmally · 04/06/2010, 10:01 am

Don't ya just hate it when Chuck Norris rises from the dead at Easter?

Fealiks · 04/06/2010, 11:18 am

Chuck Norris' awesomeness dropped for me when I read this quote (in reply to being told about the Chuck Norris fact "There is no theory of evolution; just a list of creatures Chuck Norris has allowed to live"):

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It's funny. It's cute. But here's what I really think about the theory of evolution: it's not real. It is not the way we got here. In fact, the life you see on this planet is really just a list of creatures God has allowed to live. We are not creations of random chance. We are not accidents. There is a God, a Creator, who made you and me. We were made in His image, which separates us from all other creatures.
By the way, without Him, I don't have any power. But with Him, the Bible tells me, I really can do all things — and so can you.

MusicallyInspired · 04/06/2010, 11:22 am

Why must his awesomeness drop because of that? I'm sure there's a lot of stuff that lots of other people you look up to believe that if you knew you wouldn't agree with. Does that make people less awesome?

Well then again, if he said he believed child prostitution and pedophilia was ok then I'd have to say that his awesomeness level would drop a notch or ten for me.

04/01/2010, 11:32 am	#3
coolsome Sam D Coolsome Join Date: Jun 2009 Location: England Posts: 5,964	I think the articles a prank I remeber reading megan fox was a transexual and who used to be a man told everyone and looked dumb when it was fake __________________

04/01/2010, 11:57 am	#4
corruptbiggins ready player one Join Date: Nov 2007 Location: Fintlewoodlewix Posts: 2,199	well for one thing Chuck Norris is 70 as he was born in 1940. __________________ Currently reading... The Servants of Twilight by Dean Koontz Portfolio / Blog / YouTube "Time is an illusion. Lunchtime doubly so."

04/01/2010, 12:28 pm	#7
Irishmile The Skipping Dead Join Date: Jun 2009 Location: WI, its a paradise 3 months of the year Posts: 6,542	See this is why you shouldn't die around April fools day... its too confusing for everyone... __________________ unholy THIS! I am a community moderator, here to assist, keep the peace, and keep these boards clean and friendly for all. I am a volunteer, and not a Telltale employee, and my opinions are my own.

04/01/2010, 01:12 pm	#11
GinnyN An Armed Lagomorph Join Date: Jun 2009 Location: Ask the earth Posts: 2,426	Well the Article is from June 29th, 2007, for starters. So, unless he died like, 3 years ago and nobody knew it, I will say this is false.. __________________ Because we have nothing, we want to do everything --- - My Zazzle Store! - My DeviantArt Account! #nadaesimposiblehueonniunawea.

04/01/2010, 01:17 pm	#12
Irishmile The Skipping Dead Join Date: Jun 2009 Location: WI, its a paradise 3 months of the year Posts: 6,542	I'm also sure the Earth would change orbit and we would all be burned up by the sun. __________________ unholy THIS! I am a community moderator, here to assist, keep the peace, and keep these boards clean and friendly for all. I am a volunteer, and not a Telltale employee, and my opinions are my own.

04/01/2010, 11:28 am	#2
Rather Dashing Throw Baby Join Date: Jun 2008 Posts: 7,808	A quick Google search doesn't show any reveals from a reliable news source, and conflicting reports of the rumor's validity. I'm skeptical.

04/01/2010, 12:23 pm	#6
evilguy12 Member Join Date: Aug 2007 Posts: 62	Is this as real as that fake Barry Chuckle death story? The one with the prostitute and the heart attack?

04/01/2010, 01:11 pm	#10
GuybrushWilco Pirate Janitor Join Date: Jul 2009 Location: USA Posts: 437	If Chuck Norris died, it would be all over the news right now.

04/01/2010, 01:31 pm	#13
pwblaine Still Totally Plays Loom. Join Date: Mar 2010 Posts: 111	AHHH!!! ZOMBIE CHUCK IS NOW PRODUCING MOVIES!!! RUNNNNNN Birdie & Bogey (producer; 2009)

04/01/2010, 01:56 pm	#14
GaryCXJk Custom User Title User Join Date: Aug 2008 Location: Zaandam, the Netherlands Posts: 2,113	Chuck Norris constantly "dies". Once every several years he sheds his current body to get a stronger one.

04/01/2010, 02:25 pm	#15
Comrade Pants Resident curmudgeon Join Date: Mar 2010 Location: New Atlantaland Status: The Perennial Victor. Actual Posts: Lots! Posts: 2,009	Yeah, this is quite clearly bollocks. __________________ On YouTube. - My blog, Arcanum Pantsitae - LinkedIn - Read what people are saying about Pantsy! - Tw@tter ~Powered by booze.~ My theme song, according to Coolsome. Standard issue response to my enemies.

04/01/2010, 06:54 pm	#16
JedExodus Banned Join Date: Jun 2009 Location: Ireland Posts: 2,485	I remember when I was at school, the celebrity deaths included (but weren't limited to) The Rock, Kenan & Kel, Wee Man, Kel (on his own this time) and Zack from Saved By The Bell. Thankfully these media titans are still with us today

04/06/2010, 04:48 am	#17
tredlow Has Possum Powers. Join Date: Sep 2007 Posts: 1,536	No, he's really dead. __________________ My Friend: You know, if only Bruce Wayne was bit by a radioactive psychiatrist rather than a bat, Gotham wouldn't even need Arkham Asylum. Me: Haha, yeah. That's true. Minutes Later Me: Wait, Bruce Wayne was never bit by a radioactive anything. Last edited by tredlow; 04/06/2010 at 04:50 am.

04/06/2010, 10:01 am	#18
zmally mega monkey modester Join Date: Mar 2009 Location: Hull, UK Posts: 428	Don't ya just hate it when Chuck Norris rises from the dead at Easter?

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