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Dangeresque · 05/19/2010, 12:32 am

Mine was in the begining with the molewoman and the hieroglyphics.

Molewoman : A yea a foot a snake two skwigles and a bird.
Sameth : and how do you say that in ancient egyptian?
Molewoman : Fut, Snek, Skwigl, Skwigl, Burd

adventureaddict · 05/19/2010, 12:44 am

The 'cutting the cucumber lengthways' got me bursting into laughter after a while.
Good job, telltale. =P

Giant Tope · 05/19/2010, 01:07 am

Sameth suggesting point and click adventures as a toy idea made me laugh so hard. The timing and everything was perfect.

Shotgun Diplomacy · 05/19/2010, 01:33 am

Quote:

Originally Posted by Giant Tope

Sameth suggesting point and click adventures as a toy idea made me laugh so hard. The timing and everything was perfect.

And the total silence after he suggests a point and click game... Bloody brilliant!

Leak · 05/19/2010, 01:33 am

Quote:

Originally Posted by Giant Tope

Sameth suggesting point and click adventures as a toy idea made me laugh so hard. The timing and everything was perfect.

The awkward silence due to the music cutting out all of a sudden right after Sam said it only made it worse...

EDIT: Geeez, great minds DO think alike...

Shotgun Diplomacy · 05/19/2010, 01:35 am

Quote:

Originally Posted by Leak

The awkward silence due to the music cutting out all of a sudden right after Sam said it only made it worse...

EDIT: Geeez, great minds DO think alike...

Indeed my friend, indeed...

Giant Tope · 05/19/2010, 01:48 am

Haha yeah, I loved the silence as well. That was a part of the "everything" I wrote in my statement.

*GuruGuru214* · 05/19/2010, 02:46 am

"I didn't know you had a thing for elves! You think you know a guy..."

Astro Gnocci · 05/19/2010, 02:55 am

can't remember the exact words, but more or less :

Max : I can't hear what they're saying
Sam : That's because it's a silent movie, little buddy, shot before the invention of vocal cords.

Oh, and the adventure games one too, obviously

GTALostHeaven · 05/19/2010, 03:40 am

Using the bust on the cow, made me lol

Zeek · 05/19/2010, 06:11 am

Kringle's string of complaining while he's on the ground is something I want as a ring tone.

Sir Pantalones · 05/19/2010, 06:18 am

Sameth panicking when Maximus first turns into a cow is funny.
"NO, NO, NO! COWS DON'T EAT COOKIES!"
"IT'S NO USE, COWS CAN'T READ!"
"NO! NO, FER THE LOVE OF GOD, NOOOO!"

And the egyptian comics... "You can tell she's mad because of the scorpions crawling out of her eyes", and of course, cutting cucumbers lengthwise. And fut, snek, skwigl, skwigl, burd.

And a lot more that I just can't remember right now... Either way, ingenius episode overall. : )

Trica · 05/19/2010, 06:54 am

^ And when the same happens on train reel, Sam says "no, no, for the love of god, no" in a totally calm voice.

(yet those other lines are still the same, kind of hilarious)

And I agree, the 'point-and-click adventure games" one was the best! And that cucumber joke totally got me after a while.

Also, I liked the scene in the tomb when you were turned into a wall-painting, it got some great parts. Like when Max started singing-
Guardians: "SILENCE!"
Max: D:

Wish i remembered the exact lines, I could mention tons of more.

The beginning of the first reel was hilarious, too.

Ray-The-Sun · 05/19/2010, 07:06 am

"You should've seen what she was trying to do with my ears" got a pretty hearty chuckle from me.

Omegabegin · 05/19/2010, 07:34 am

I was impressed by the delivery of Sameth's lines in his initial reaction to Cow Maximus. It really shows how much Nowlin has improved since Season One!

...I also laughed every time Jurgen opened his door on the train.

"Yeeeeeeees?"

lombre · 05/19/2010, 07:44 am

The molegirl's love letter was great. I also loved Grandpa Moleman's reaction when you use Max's voice on the sarcophagus.

Teeth · 05/19/2010, 07:52 am

"How many elves you got in there?"
"At last count? A hundred and fifty three, point five."
"Point five?"
"Gary the third level paladin is only half-elf."

Cheri · 05/19/2010, 07:59 am

"Why can't we all just get along, Sameth?"
"Because most of us are assholes, little buddy."

The clown-horn bleeping made it for me for that line. My humour is too juvenile.

PISLIX · 05/19/2010, 08:05 am

Quote:

Originally Posted by adventureaddict

The 'cutting the cucumber lengthways' got me bursting into laughter after a while.
Good job, telltale. =P

Did you see the cucumber cut lengthwise, near ending? XD

richforce · 05/19/2010, 08:13 am

The love letter that reads in part "someday we'll be together in a place where Geramns and Moles are free to kiss" but I guess that's just because Jergen ends up there anwsering phones..."FOR ETERNITY"!

Oh and did anyone notice that phoneticly the summoning incantation was pig latin for "Come on in the Water's fine!"

05/19/2010, 12:32 am	#1
Dangeresque Member Join Date: Sep 2009 Posts: 63	Funniest Moment ep. 2 (spoilers, goes without saying actually) Mine was in the begining with the molewoman and the hieroglyphics. Molewoman : A yea a foot a snake two skwigles and a bird. Sameth : and how do you say that in ancient egyptian? Molewoman : Fut, Snek, Skwigl, Skwigl, Burd

05/19/2010, 01:07 am	#3
Giant Tope bashful little whaleshark Join Date: Oct 2009 Location: Portland Posts: 2,171	Sameth suggesting point and click adventures as a toy idea made me laugh so hard. The timing and everything was perfect. __________________ I am a dinosaur. BUT! i am hiding.

05/19/2010, 01:48 am	#7
Giant Tope bashful little whaleshark Join Date: Oct 2009 Location: Portland Posts: 2,171	Haha yeah, I loved the silence as well. That was a part of the "everything" I wrote in my statement. __________________ I am a dinosaur. BUT! i am hiding.

05/19/2010, 02:55 am	#9
Astro Gnocci Buck Naked - Texas Ranger Join Date: Jan 2007 Posts: 683	can't remember the exact words, but more or less : Max : I can't hear what they're saying Sam : That's because it's a silent movie, little buddy, shot before the invention of vocal cords. Oh, and the adventure games one too, obviously __________________ Drink Cheap, Evil-Smellin Beer Everyday of Your Life.

05/19/2010, 03:40 am	#10
GTALostHeaven Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2009 Posts: 118	Using the bust on the cow, made me lol __________________ GTALostHeaven @ Mod DB GTALostHeaven @ YouTube

05/19/2010, 12:44 am	#2
adventureaddict Pirate Spunk. Join Date: Jun 2009 Location: Australia Posts: 655	The 'cutting the cucumber lengthways' got me bursting into laughter after a while. Good job, telltale. =P

05/19/2010, 02:46 am	#8
GuruGuru214 Crazy Windmill Mod Join Date: Aug 2009 Location: Kakariko Windmill Windmill Status: Going Around Posts: 6,355	"I didn't know you had a thing for elves! You think you know a guy..."

05/19/2010, 06:11 am	#11
Zeek Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2007 Posts: 2,127	Kringle's string of complaining while he's on the ground is something I want as a ring tone.

05/19/2010, 06:18 am	#12
Sir Pantalones Senior Member Join Date: Jun 2009 Posts: 324	Sameth panicking when Maximus first turns into a cow is funny. "NO, NO, NO! COWS DON'T EAT COOKIES!" "IT'S NO USE, COWS CAN'T READ!" "NO! NO, FER THE LOVE OF GOD, NOOOO!" And the egyptian comics... "You can tell she's mad because of the scorpions crawling out of her eyes", and of course, cutting cucumbers lengthwise. And fut, snek, skwigl, skwigl, burd. And a lot more that I just can't remember right now... Either way, ingenius episode overall. : )

05/19/2010, 06:54 am	#13
Trica Rawr. Join Date: Jan 2009 Location: Finland Posts: 166	^ And when the same happens on train reel, Sam says "no, no, for the love of god, no" in a totally calm voice. (yet those other lines are still the same, kind of hilarious) And I agree, the 'point-and-click adventure games" one was the best! And that cucumber joke totally got me after a while. Also, I liked the scene in the tomb when you were turned into a wall-painting, it got some great parts. Like when Max started singing- Guardians: "SILENCE!" Max: D: Wish i remembered the exact lines, I could mention tons of more. The beginning of the first reel was hilarious, too.

05/19/2010, 07:06 am	#14
Ray-The-Sun Well don't that beat all. Join Date: Aug 2008 Location: E://body/arm.rbt Posts: 582	"You should've seen what she was trying to do with my ears" got a pretty hearty chuckle from me. __________________ IT WAS HIS SLED! See how easy it is to press a spoiler tag out of curiosity? Don't do it again. This has been a paid message by the Association to Prevent Jerkfaces Ruining Your Games (APJRYG)

05/19/2010, 07:34 am	#15
Omegabegin Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2007 Posts: 176	I was impressed by the delivery of Sameth's lines in his initial reaction to Cow Maximus. It really shows how much Nowlin has improved since Season One! ...I also laughed every time Jurgen opened his door on the train. "Yeeeeeeees?"

05/19/2010, 07:44 am	#16
lombre Commando Crusher Join Date: Jan 2010 Location: O, Hi, and sometimes O! Posts: 906	The molegirl's love letter was great. I also loved Grandpa Moleman's reaction when you use Max's voice on the sarcophagus. __________________ "Always expect the best of others... And watch as your hope is crushed like crackers in a fat man's bed. And the fat man is angry. And the fat man has a sledgehammer. And the fat man is yelling 'DIE, CRACKERS, DIE!!'" - Rat, Pearls Before Swine

05/19/2010, 07:52 am	#17
Teeth Meh. Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: England Posts: 494	"How many elves you got in there?" "At last count? A hundred and fifty three, point five." "Point five?" "Gary the third level paladin is only half-elf." __________________ ^ Thanks for reading that.

05/19/2010, 07:59 am	#18
Cheri Ponyfies everything Join Date: Mar 2009 Location: British Columbia, Canada Posts: 510	"Why can't we all just get along, Sameth?" "Because most of us are assholes, little buddy." The clown-horn bleeping made it for me for that line. My humour is too juvenile.

05/19/2010, 08:13 am	#20
richforce Member Join Date: Apr 2010 Posts: 57	The love letter that reads in part "someday we'll be together in a place where Geramns and Moles are free to kiss" but I guess that's just because Jergen ends up there anwsering phones..."FOR ETERNITY"! Oh and did anyone notice that phoneticly the summoning incantation was pig latin for "Come on in the Water's fine!" __________________ Max: Fear not good citizens. The Megamax 3000 is here to serve and protect, while causing millions in gratuitous property damage. Sam: And to think our guidance conselor wanted us to pursue a carrer in auto detailing. Last edited by richforce; 05/19/2010 at 08:23 am.

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