Telltale Games

Secret Fawful · 06/09/2010, 06:29 pm

How dare you take two great adventure series and turn them into two great adventure games! What the HELL is the matter with you, damn it! How dare you! I mean what were you thinking!? Are you insane! How could you do this to us, Telltale!? It's all ruined now. Your image, your ability to tell stories and make great games! I'm so mad over this great deal you've made with Universal I could very well PEE MY PANTS! Is that what you want? For me to pee my pants? Is that what this is all about Telltale, proving your superiority in bladder control? Oh well GOOD FOR YOU. I hope you're happy. Oh, and I don't like Yare anymore either, the bastard. I hope Dave Grossman's hair starts to uncurl and turn stark white. I've lost all faith in you. I'll never not buy another thing from you again.

And your feet smell.

And you All Hail Lord Xenu, you scientologist loving bastards.

And you make puppies cry.

And you use forced child labor to make your DVDs.

And you took my girlfriend away in high school.

And you beat my mother. YOU BEAT MY MOTHER YOU BASTARDS.

YOU BURNED MY HOUSE DOWN. DAMN YOU. DAMN YOU ALL TO HARDEES.

GET YOUR STINKIN CLICK AND DRAG OFF OF ME YOU DAMN DIRTY APES! ITS A MADHOUSE! A MAAAAAADHOOOOOOOUUUSEEE! TELLTALE IS PEOPLE! TELLTALE, LET MY PEOPLE GO!

*Icedhope* · 06/09/2010, 06:31 pm

Quote:

Originally Posted by Secret Fawful

How dare you take two great adventure series and turn them into two great adventure games! What the HELL is the matter with you, damn it! How dare you! I mean what were you thinking!? Are you insane! How could you do this to us, Telltale!? It's all ruined now. Your image, your ability to tell stories and make great games! I'm so mad over this great deal you've made with Universal I could very well PEE MY PANTS! Is that what you want? For me to pee my pants? Is that what this is all about Telltale, proving your superiority in bladder control? Oh well GOOD FOR YOU. I hope you're happy. Oh, and I don't like Yare anymore either, the bastard. I hope Dave Grossman's hair starts to uncurl and turn stark white. I've lost all faith in you. I'll never not buy another thing from you again.

And your feet smell.

And you All Hail Lord Xenu, you scientologist loving bastards.

And you make puppies cry.

And you use forced child labor to make your DVDs.

And you took my girlfriend away in high school.

And you beat my mother. YOU BEAT MY MOTHER YOU BASTARDS.

YOU BURNED MY HOUSE DOWN. DAMN YOU. DAMN YOU ALL TO HARDEES.

Your sarcasm makes me happy, and smile.

*GuruGuru214* · 06/09/2010, 06:37 pm

Fawful, you've really done it this time. How dare you write a ridiculous satire of people's concerns! What the HELL is the matter with you, damn it! How dare you! I mean what were you thinking!? Are you insane! How could you do this to us, Fawful!? It's all ruined now. Your image, your ability to make decent forum posts and be taken seriously! I'm so mad over this awful thing you've written I could very well KICK MY DOG! Is that what you want? For me to kick my dog? Is that what this is all about Fawful, proving your superiority in leg control? Oh well GOOD FOR YOU. I hope you're happy. Oh, and I don't like your cat anymore either, the bastard. I hope Amadeus's wig starts to uncurl and turn not stark white. I've lost all faith in you. I'll never not make fun of you again.

And your name is stupid.

And you All Hail Claude Frollo, you hunchback hating bastard.

And you make children cry.

And you use forced child labor to make your posts.

And you took my lunch money in first grade.

And you beat my high score. YOU BEAT MY HIGH SCORE YOU BASTARD.

YOU BLEW UP MY CAR. DAMN YOU. DAMN YOU TO SNUCKEYS.

Falanca · 06/09/2010, 06:39 pm

Telltale has just raped my childhood.

Secret Fawful · 06/09/2010, 06:42 pm

Quote:

Originally Posted by GuruGuru214

Fawful, you've really done it this time. How dare you write a ridiculous satire of people's concerns! What the HELL is the matter with you, damn it! How dare you! I mean what were you thinking!? Are you insane! How could you do this to us, Fawful!? It's all ruined now. Your image, your ability to make decent forum posts and be taken seriously! I'm so mad over this awful thing you've written I could very well KICK MY DOG! Is that what you want? For me to kick my dog? Is that what this is all about Fawful, proving your superiority in leg control? Oh well GOOD FOR YOU. I hope you're happy. Oh, and I don't like your cat anymore either, the bastard. I hope Amadeus's wig starts to uncurl and turn not stark white. I've lost all faith in you. I'll never not make fun of you again.

And your name is stupid.

And you All Hail Claude Frollo, you hunchback hating bastard.

And you make children cry.

And you use forced child labor to make your posts.

And you took my lunch money in first grade.

And you beat my high score. YOU BEAT MY HIGH SCORE YOU BASTARD.

YOU BLEW UP MY CAR. DAMN YOU. DAMN YOU TO SNUCKEYS.

Epic Win Response.

*GuruGuru214* · 06/09/2010, 06:43 pm

Quote:

Originally Posted by Falanca

Telltale has just raped my childhood.

Funny, I think my childhood has just raped Telltale.

thatdude98 · 06/09/2010, 07:22 pm

Quote:

Originally Posted by GuruGuru214

Funny, I think my childhood has just raped Telltale.

Made of WIN.

*Irishmile* · 06/09/2010, 07:24 pm

I would not assume they will be adventure games....

Falanca · 06/09/2010, 07:25 pm

They'll be educational puzzle games, I tell you.

thatdude98 · 06/09/2010, 07:27 pm

Telltale has asked me to do terrible things in my sleep. TERRIBLE.

They...

told me...

to...

NO! IT'S TOO MUCH! I WON'T SAY IT! NO!

But YES! I must go on! for the good of humanity!

They... told... me... to...

BUY ALL THEIR GAMES!

AHHHHH! There! I said it! I'm going to go cry now, in the shoulder of a paid psychologist! I'll never look at my credit cards the same way again! CURSE YOU MASTER CARD! CURSE YOU VISA! WHY?!! WHY MUST YOU MAKE ME SPEND AND SPEND AND SPEND?!! DAMN YOU! DAMN YOU ALL TO HEELLLLLLLLL!

Secret Fawful · 06/09/2010, 07:30 pm

I'm suddenly reminded of this old topic.

*GuruGuru214* · 06/09/2010, 07:38 pm

Quote:

Originally Posted by Secret Fawful

I'm suddenly reminded of this old topic.

Uhh...what?

Secret Fawful · 06/09/2010, 07:39 pm

Monkey Island being shopped into various FPS's.

*GuruGuru214* · 06/09/2010, 07:40 pm

Oh. Gotcha.

Falanca · 06/09/2010, 07:41 pm

Things got unfunny after a while and, things got awkward afterwards and all :/

thatdude98 · 06/09/2010, 10:49 pm

Your mom got awkward afterwards

OH!

MusicallyInspired · 06/09/2010, 11:22 pm

This is now officially the quick-wit comeback thread.

*GuruGuru214* · 06/09/2010, 11:23 pm

So's your face!

...what? They can't all be winners.

Secret Fawful · 06/09/2010, 11:27 pm

Now now. Let's be mature about this. Mister Poopypants.

*GuruGuru214* · 06/09/2010, 11:38 pm

Screw maturity, you big ol' bed wetting doody head!

06/09/2010, 06:29 pm	#1
Secret Fawful Fearless Oathbreaker Join Date: Jun 2009 Location: Stuck In This Pose Sexiness: Off The Charts! Posts: 5,124	Telltale, you've really screwed us over this time! How dare you take two great adventure series and turn them into two great adventure games! What the HELL is the matter with you, damn it! How dare you! I mean what were you thinking!? Are you insane! How could you do this to us, Telltale!? It's all ruined now. Your image, your ability to tell stories and make great games! I'm so mad over this great deal you've made with Universal I could very well PEE MY PANTS! Is that what you want? For me to pee my pants? Is that what this is all about Telltale, proving your superiority in bladder control? Oh well GOOD FOR YOU. I hope you're happy. Oh, and I don't like Yare anymore either, the bastard. I hope Dave Grossman's hair starts to uncurl and turn stark white. I've lost all faith in you. I'll never not buy another thing from you again. And your feet smell. And you All Hail Lord Xenu, you scientologist loving bastards. And you make puppies cry. And you use forced child labor to make your DVDs. And you took my girlfriend away in high school. And you beat my mother. YOU BEAT MY MOTHER YOU BASTARDS. YOU BURNED MY HOUSE DOWN. DAMN YOU. DAMN YOU ALL TO HARDEES. GET YOUR STINKIN CLICK AND DRAG OFF OF ME YOU DAMN DIRTY APES! ITS A MADHOUSE! A MAAAAAADHOOOOOOOUUUSEEE! TELLTALE IS PEOPLE! TELLTALE, LET MY PEOPLE GO! __________________ You're the greatest. The greatest! - GuruGuru214 You'll go far in this life, Fawful. - That Guy In The Wheelchair Fawful, you sir, are made of win. - mgrant I love the Fawful! - Davies You're like a bad comedian. - monkey_05_06 ** you. - Giant Tope Why do you have to be such an hole? - Avistew You're a miserable little weasel who derives pleasure from being a *. - AllenB Grow up. - Mike Haley Now Playing: ~~Space Quest 0: Replicated~~ - ~~Space Quest I EGA: The Sarien Encounter~~ - Space Quest I VGA: The Sarien Encounter** - Space Quest II EGA: Vohaul's Revenge - Space Quest II VGA: Vohaul's Revenge - Space Quest III: The Pirates of Pestulon - Space Quest IV: Roger Wilco and the Time Rippers - Space Quest V: The Next Mutation - Space Quest VI: Roger Wilco in the Spinal Frontier - Space Quest: The Lost Chapter Last edited by Secret Fawful; 06/09/2010 at 06:31 pm.

06/09/2010, 07:24 pm	#8
Irishmile The Skipping Dead Join Date: Jun 2009 Location: WI, its a paradise 3 months of the year Posts: 6,542	I would not assume they will be adventure games.... __________________ unholy THIS! I am a community moderator, here to assist, keep the peace, and keep these boards clean and friendly for all. I am a volunteer, and not a Telltale employee, and my opinions are my own.

06/09/2010, 07:27 pm	#10
thatdude98 Professional Hobo Join Date: Jul 2009 Location: Dirt Hole, USA Posts: 755	Telltale has asked me to do terrible things in my sleep. TERRIBLE. They... told me... to... NO! IT'S TOO MUCH! I WON'T SAY IT! NO! But YES! I must go on! for the good of humanity! They... told... me... to... BUY ALL THEIR GAMES! AHHHHH! There! I said it! I'm going to go cry now, in the shoulder of a paid psychologist! I'll never look at my credit cards the same way again! CURSE YOU MASTER CARD! CURSE YOU VISA! WHY?!! WHY MUST YOU MAKE ME SPEND AND SPEND AND SPEND?!! DAMN YOU! DAMN YOU ALL TO HEELLLLLLLLL! __________________ "The world's gone to shit." Said every Walking Dead character ever.

06/09/2010, 07:30 pm	#11
Secret Fawful Fearless Oathbreaker Join Date: Jun 2009 Location: Stuck In This Pose Sexiness: Off The Charts! Posts: 5,124	I'm suddenly reminded of this old topic. __________________ You're the greatest. The greatest! - GuruGuru214 You'll go far in this life, Fawful. - That Guy In The Wheelchair Fawful, you sir, are made of win. - mgrant I love the Fawful! - Davies You're like a bad comedian. - monkey_05_06 ** you. - Giant Tope Why do you have to be such an hole? - Avistew You're a miserable little weasel who derives pleasure from being a *. - AllenB Grow up. - Mike Haley Now Playing: ~~Space Quest 0: Replicated~~ - ~~Space Quest I EGA: The Sarien Encounter~~ - Space Quest I VGA: The Sarien Encounter** - Space Quest II EGA: Vohaul's Revenge - Space Quest II VGA: Vohaul's Revenge - Space Quest III: The Pirates of Pestulon - Space Quest IV: Roger Wilco and the Time Rippers - Space Quest V: The Next Mutation - Space Quest VI: Roger Wilco in the Spinal Frontier - Space Quest: The Lost Chapter

06/09/2010, 07:39 pm	#13
Secret Fawful Fearless Oathbreaker Join Date: Jun 2009 Location: Stuck In This Pose Sexiness: Off The Charts! Posts: 5,124	Monkey Island being shopped into various FPS's. __________________ You're the greatest. The greatest! - GuruGuru214 You'll go far in this life, Fawful. - That Guy In The Wheelchair Fawful, you sir, are made of win. - mgrant I love the Fawful! - Davies You're like a bad comedian. - monkey_05_06 ** you. - Giant Tope Why do you have to be such an hole? - Avistew You're a miserable little weasel who derives pleasure from being a *. - AllenB Grow up. - Mike Haley Now Playing: ~~Space Quest 0: Replicated~~ - ~~Space Quest I EGA: The Sarien Encounter~~ - Space Quest I VGA: The Sarien Encounter** - Space Quest II EGA: Vohaul's Revenge - Space Quest II VGA: Vohaul's Revenge - Space Quest III: The Pirates of Pestulon - Space Quest IV: Roger Wilco and the Time Rippers - Space Quest V: The Next Mutation - Space Quest VI: Roger Wilco in the Spinal Frontier - Space Quest: The Lost Chapter

06/09/2010, 06:37 pm	#3
GuruGuru214 Crazy Windmill Mod Join Date: Aug 2009 Location: Kakariko Windmill Windmill Status: Going Around Posts: 6,351	Fawful, you've really done it this time. How dare you write a ridiculous satire of people's concerns! What the HELL is the matter with you, damn it! How dare you! I mean what were you thinking!? Are you insane! How could you do this to us, Fawful!? It's all ruined now. Your image, your ability to make decent forum posts and be taken seriously! I'm so mad over this awful thing you've written I could very well KICK MY DOG! Is that what you want? For me to kick my dog? Is that what this is all about Fawful, proving your superiority in leg control? Oh well GOOD FOR YOU. I hope you're happy. Oh, and I don't like your cat anymore either, the bastard. I hope Amadeus's wig starts to uncurl and turn not stark white. I've lost all faith in you. I'll never not make fun of you again. And your name is stupid. And you All Hail Claude Frollo, you hunchback hating bastard. And you make children cry. And you use forced child labor to make your posts. And you took my lunch money in first grade. And you beat my high score. YOU BEAT MY HIGH SCORE YOU BASTARD. YOU BLEW UP MY CAR. DAMN YOU. DAMN YOU TO SNUCKEYS.

06/09/2010, 06:39 pm	#4
Falanca Hasn't Played TWDG Join Date: Feb 2008 Posts: 3,239	Telltale has just raped my childhood.

06/09/2010, 07:25 pm	#9
Falanca Hasn't Played TWDG Join Date: Feb 2008 Posts: 3,239	They'll be educational puzzle games, I tell you.

06/09/2010, 07:40 pm	#14
GuruGuru214 Crazy Windmill Mod Join Date: Aug 2009 Location: Kakariko Windmill Windmill Status: Going Around Posts: 6,351	Oh. Gotcha.

06/09/2010, 07:41 pm	#15
Falanca Hasn't Played TWDG Join Date: Feb 2008 Posts: 3,239	Things got unfunny after a while and, things got awkward afterwards and all :/

06/09/2010, 10:49 pm	#16
thatdude98 Professional Hobo Join Date: Jul 2009 Location: Dirt Hole, USA Posts: 755	Your mom got awkward afterwards OH! __________________ "The world's gone to shit." Said every Walking Dead character ever.

06/09/2010, 11:23 pm	#18
GuruGuru214 Crazy Windmill Mod Join Date: Aug 2009 Location: Kakariko Windmill Windmill Status: Going Around Posts: 6,351	So's your face! ...what? They can't all be winners.

06/09/2010, 11:27 pm	#19
Secret Fawful Fearless Oathbreaker Join Date: Jun 2009 Location: Stuck In This Pose Sexiness: Off The Charts! Posts: 5,124	Now now. Let's be mature about this. Mister Poopypants. __________________ You're the greatest. The greatest! - GuruGuru214 You'll go far in this life, Fawful. - That Guy In The Wheelchair Fawful, you sir, are made of win. - mgrant I love the Fawful! - Davies You're like a bad comedian. - monkey_05_06 ** you. - Giant Tope Why do you have to be such an hole? - Avistew You're a miserable little weasel who derives pleasure from being a *. - AllenB Grow up. - Mike Haley Now Playing: ~~Space Quest 0: Replicated~~ - ~~Space Quest I EGA: The Sarien Encounter~~ - Space Quest I VGA: The Sarien Encounter** - Space Quest II EGA: Vohaul's Revenge - Space Quest II VGA: Vohaul's Revenge - Space Quest III: The Pirates of Pestulon - Space Quest IV: Roger Wilco and the Time Rippers - Space Quest V: The Next Mutation - Space Quest VI: Roger Wilco in the Spinal Frontier - Space Quest: The Lost Chapter

06/09/2010, 11:38 pm	#20
GuruGuru214 Crazy Windmill Mod Join Date: Aug 2009 Location: Kakariko Windmill Windmill Status: Going Around Posts: 6,351	Screw maturity, you big ol' bed wetting doody head!

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