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Old 06/20/2010, 01:36 pm   #1
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Default Sam and Max haikus

So about two months ago I bought S&M season three right quick.
My mac had everything in order to play it....except processor.
So I went Sam and Maxless for two whole months. It was not the best time.
Luckily for me, my mom gave me her old computer!GOOD FOR ME!
Does this count as haiku if it is like this? None of your damn business.
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Old 06/20/2010, 01:57 pm   #2
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It does count, it is a string of haiku's that are related
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Old 06/20/2010, 02:43 pm   #3
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Here's my haiku:
I can't write hakiu
and I cba to look it up on wiki
so I'm just gonna
not do it.

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Old 06/20/2010, 02:44 pm   #4
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im the worst.
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Old 06/20/2010, 04:58 pm   #5
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Haiku's are funny
But sometimes they don't make sense
Refrigerator

anyway yeah i don't want to live in a world where I cant play s&m. Play 1 and 2 quick before ep.!
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Old 06/21/2010, 01:24 am   #6
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Sam and Max are fun
But when the sh*t hits the fan
You need Flint Paper


am i doin it rite
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Old 06/21/2010, 02:04 am   #7
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Haiku's are funny
But sometimes they don't make sense
Refrigerator
My favorite one so far. You have the talent, I tell you.
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Old 06/21/2010, 02:19 am   #8
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My favorite one so far. You have the talent, I tell you.
I like it too, but I have heard it before.
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Old 06/21/2010, 02:24 am   #9
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The Freelance Police
One dog, one rabbity thing
Craziness ensues
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Old 06/21/2010, 02:48 am   #10
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They Stole Max's Brain,
Sam looks for who took his brain,
Is it that space guy?
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Old 06/21/2010, 02:59 am   #11
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They Stole Max's Brain,
Sam looks for who took his brain,
Is it that space guy?
Quite possibly, yes,
Yet inversely, also no.
Find out tomorrow!

That one even rhymed!
I'm the haiku champion!
Believe me or die!
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Old 06/21/2010, 03:55 am   #12
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Quite possibly, yes,
Yet inversely, also no.
Find out tomorrow!
Not tomorrow, no
But the day after, my friend
For we live in Oz
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Old 06/21/2010, 03:58 am   #13
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Not tomorrow, no
But the day after, my friend
For we live in Oz
Damn predicament!
Living in future time zones,
Best country on earth!
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Old 06/21/2010, 03:59 am   #14
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Damn predicament!
Living in future time zones,
Best country on earth!
What the hell, Highway?
You described it as a hole
Just two weeks ago
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Old 06/21/2010, 04:19 am   #15
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But Hayden, you see,
I didn't call Oz a hole,
Just this city: Perth
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Old 06/21/2010, 04:23 am   #16
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What the hell, Highway?
You described it as a hole
Only two weeks ago
Tut-Tut, Hayden-boy;
"Only two weeks ago" has
Six whole syllables
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Old 06/21/2010, 04:26 am   #17
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Do not triple-post.
There is an edit button
for a good reason.
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Old 06/21/2010, 04:28 am   #18
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"Just two weeks ago"
Would have worked better I think
But what do I know

Incidentally,
Since it's a Sam & Max thread
I like Season 3

Less than one and two,
In a very different way
But yes I still do.

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Old 06/21/2010, 04:30 am   #19
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Do not triple-post.
There is an edit button
for a good reason.
My damn internet
Slowed down drastically, darn it!
Back to normal now.

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"Just two weeks ago"
Would have worked better I think
But what do I know
More than Hayden, ha!
At least you can count the beats!
Hayden, no offense!
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Old 06/21/2010, 04:33 am   #20
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Tut-Tut, Hayden-boy;
"Only two weeks ago" has
Six whole syllables
Fixed now, look above
Editing I use much of
The option I love

Option is two syllables. This is not part of the/a haiku.
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