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Andorxor · 11/19/2009, 04:42 am

The crossword puzzle was a test for a government code and you broke it.Now the government kill you and because your aren't a disabled little boy there is no Bruce Willis to protect you.

I am taking a nap

Lena_P · 11/19/2009, 04:45 am

Quote:

Originally Posted by Icedhope

You sit down to read and awesome book and when you turn the page, you get a paper cut and start to bleed out, and as you start to loose consciousness, and slip away, you see that Stephanie Meyer has written a new twilight book.

Considering I'd rather die than read one of her books, sounds like a fair death

(Just kidding! Just kidding!)

Quote:

Originally Posted by Majus

Icedhope forgot to breath. He dies.

I am solving a peaceful and friendly crossword puzzle.

There is a very difficult word that you can't figure out. You try to look it up in a dictionary, call a friend for help and even search through the entire internet without finding the answer. You become so frustrated you bang your head against the wall so hard that the chandelier falls from the ceiling and crushes you. Turns out the crossword had a typo.

I am playing with my cousin's cute, little, baby daughter.

strobro · 11/21/2009, 05:44 am

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lena_P

Considering I'd rather die than read one of her books, sounds like a fair death

(Just kidding! Just kidding!)

I would rather die a million times than read twilight. I would rather die a million times than just touch one!

You accidentally kill her somehow, and your cousin comes to kill you.

I will put on my slippers.

Lena_P · 11/21/2009, 06:24 am

As you're walking along the waxed, marble floors of your palatial estate, your slippers slip out from underneath you and your brains spill across the Carrara.

I am eating a Mont Blanc with my tea.

Gman5852 · 11/21/2009, 02:31 pm

The tea had a shark in it and it devourord your face.
I'm going to watch Spongebob.

TomPravetz · 11/27/2009, 07:52 pm

The slow frying of your brain causes it to implode.

I'm going to go fend off a zombie horde. (What? That's an everyday thing? Isn't it?)

Gman5852 · 11/28/2009, 11:36 am

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tpravetz

The slow frying of your brain causes it to implode.

I'm going to go fend off a zombie horde. (What? That's an everyday thing? Isn't it?)

You come out perfectly unharmed.

I am going to sit.

TomPravetz · 11/28/2009, 01:31 pm

Quote:

Originally Posted by Gman5852

You come out perfectly unharmed.

I am going to sit.

Somebody pulls your chair out from under you, causing you to fall hard on your back. The vibrations from the fall shake the ground so the chandelier above you falls, slicing you open. As the blood flows from your wound, the lamp oil from the light mixes with your blood and ignites. And you have a heart attack.

I'm going to skip my turn.

strobro · 12/03/2009, 05:18 pm

It's physicaly impossible to do that. but you said that you would. but it's Physicaly impossible. but you said you would! but it's physicaly impossible! You get so confused, that your head explodes. Man, Major headache!!!

i will watch pokemon. (like i do 25/8...)

Gman5852 · 12/05/2009, 04:56 am

Quote:

Originally Posted by strobro

It's physicaly impossible to do that. but you said that you would. but it's Physicaly impossible. but you said you would! but it's physicaly impossible! You get so confused, that your head explodes. Man, Major headache!!!

i will watch pokemon. (like i do 25/8...)

Dilaga Palkia and Arceus all combine forces and jumpout of the tv and use Spacial Rend, Roar of Time, and Judgement all on you. You of course die instantly.

I will kill myself before anyone gets to me.

strobro · 12/05/2009, 05:23 pm

TOO LATE!!! that blast of the legendary dragons and their creator's attack hit you too!

i will enter the stargate.

adventureaddict · 12/09/2009, 10:37 pm

You jump into space, with obviously no oxygen, so you die.

I write a letter.

strobro · 12/12/2009, 07:38 am

your pen asploded. not that kind with ink everywhere, the kind with fire everywhere.

jaden551 · 06/17/2010, 10:37 am

You stab yourself with your pencil

I eat a plain piece of in date bread in my padded cell with no form of communication

queen_of_the_lobsters · 06/17/2010, 07:51 pm

You forget to spit the pits out of the dates in the bread. You choke on them and die.

I am trying to get my stupid VMWare to work!

jaden551 · 06/17/2010, 10:20 pm

it breaks.

It drink cocacola

RingmasterJ5 · 07/10/2010, 07:41 pm

That bottle is from the early days of coke. You get arrested, and beaten to death by prison inmates.

I'm going to go play Peggle.

*Irishmile* · 07/10/2010, 07:48 pm

Stomp on my toys all you want but these are the only toys I own and I do not allow people to wear shoes in my house.

RingmasterJ5 · 07/10/2010, 07:50 pm

Quote:

Originally Posted by Irishmile

Stomp on my toys all you want but these are the only toys I own and I do not allow people to wear shoes in my house.

Even though that was funny, please stay on topic.

Gman5852 · 07/13/2010, 07:08 am

Quote:

Originally Posted by RingmasterJ5

That bottle is from the early days of coke. You get arrested, and beaten to death by prison inmates.

I'm going to go play Peggle.

While playing you didnt realize the toxic gasses in your house and you due

I am posting on telltale games forums.

11/21/2009, 02:31 pm	#25
Gman5852 The smartest moron Join Date: Aug 2008 Location: under your couch Posts: 5,959	The tea had a shark in it and it devourord your face. I'm going to watch Spongebob. __________________ Sign up for Tribes:Ascend, its free FOR THE NEWBIES: Blue names=normal member Grey names=community mod(As in, NOT a Telltale employee, they just keep the peace here, that's it.) Red names=actual telltale employees. Last edited by Gman5852; 11/28/2009 at 11:35 am.

11/27/2009, 07:52 pm	#26
TomPravetz Misc. Organs/Limbs/Etc... Join Date: Sep 2009 Location: Here and there Rank: God Posts: 2,369	The slow frying of your brain causes it to implode. I'm going to go fend off a zombie horde. (What? That's an everyday thing? Isn't it?) __________________ Join the Suro revolution \|Win the war of Majasuroshia\| Fight the Oppressors

12/03/2009, 05:18 pm	#29
strobro Boot to the head Join Date: Dec 2008 Location: Strong Bad's Mount Rideplace! USA Posts: 19	It's physicaly impossible to do that. but you said that you would. but it's Physicaly impossible. but you said you would! but it's physicaly impossible! You get so confused, that your head explodes. Man, Major headache!!! i will watch pokemon. (like i do 25/8...) __________________ Credits credits credits! watching all the credits! look at all those names go by, not as good as eating pie, i hate you all i hope you die!!!!! this movie sucks so i'll say bye! if you tie a piece of buttered toast to a cat and drop it off a roof, how does it land? "i regect your reality and subsitute my own!" -Adam Savage JOHN WILLAMS IS THE MAN! fail. awkward...

12/05/2009, 05:23 pm	#31
strobro Boot to the head Join Date: Dec 2008 Location: Strong Bad's Mount Rideplace! USA Posts: 19	TOO LATE!!! that blast of the legendary dragons and their creator's attack hit you too! i will enter the stargate. __________________ Credits credits credits! watching all the credits! look at all those names go by, not as good as eating pie, i hate you all i hope you die!!!!! this movie sucks so i'll say bye! if you tie a piece of buttered toast to a cat and drop it off a roof, how does it land? "i regect your reality and subsitute my own!" -Adam Savage JOHN WILLAMS IS THE MAN! fail. awkward...

12/12/2009, 07:38 am	#33
strobro Boot to the head Join Date: Dec 2008 Location: Strong Bad's Mount Rideplace! USA Posts: 19	your pen asploded. not that kind with ink everywhere, the kind with fire everywhere. __________________ Credits credits credits! watching all the credits! look at all those names go by, not as good as eating pie, i hate you all i hope you die!!!!! this movie sucks so i'll say bye! if you tie a piece of buttered toast to a cat and drop it off a roof, how does it land? "i regect your reality and subsitute my own!" -Adam Savage JOHN WILLAMS IS THE MAN! fail. awkward...

11/19/2009, 04:42 am	#21
Andorxor Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2008 Posts: 138	The crossword puzzle was a test for a government code and you broke it.Now the government kill you and because your aren't a disabled little boy there is no Bruce Willis to protect you. I am taking a nap

11/21/2009, 06:24 am	#24
Lena_P Capricious, Quirky Kook Join Date: May 2008 Location: West of Mount Diablo! Posts: 2,003	As you're walking along the waxed, marble floors of your palatial estate, your slippers slip out from underneath you and your brains spill across the Carrara. I am eating a Mont Blanc with my tea.

12/09/2009, 10:37 pm	#32
adventureaddict Pirate Spunk. Join Date: Jun 2009 Location: Australia Posts: 655	You jump into space, with obviously no oxygen, so you die. I write a letter.

06/17/2010, 10:37 am	#34
jaden551 My name is of many. Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: In G land. Posts: 437	You stab yourself with your pencil I eat a plain piece of in date bread in my padded cell with no form of communication __________________ KAGE BUSHIN NO JUTSU! Follow me on twitter: http://twitter.com/theREALjaden550

06/17/2010, 07:51 pm	#35
queen_of_the_lobsters Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2010 Posts: 351	You forget to spit the pits out of the dates in the bread. You choke on them and die. I am trying to get my stupid VMWare to work!

06/17/2010, 10:20 pm	#36
jaden551 My name is of many. Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: In G land. Posts: 437	it breaks. It drink cocacola __________________ KAGE BUSHIN NO JUTSU! Follow me on twitter: http://twitter.com/theREALjaden550

07/10/2010, 07:41 pm	#37
RingmasterJ5 GROUP OF MISSLE BOMB Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: ELF'S WORLD Posts: 1,281	That bottle is from the early days of coke. You get arrested, and beaten to death by prison inmates. I'm going to go play Peggle. __________________ Fan of Pokemon? Go watch this hilarious LP of the worst translation of anything ever, aka Pokemon: Vietnamese Crystal.

07/10/2010, 07:48 pm	#38
Irishmile The Skipping Dead Join Date: Jun 2009 Location: WI, its a paradise 3 months of the year Posts: 6,542	Stomp on my toys all you want but these are the only toys I own and I do not allow people to wear shoes in my house. __________________ unholy THIS! I am a community moderator, here to assist, keep the peace, and keep these boards clean and friendly for all. I am a volunteer, and not a Telltale employee, and my opinions are my own.

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