Telltale Games

BoneFreak · 07/03/2010, 11:15 am

Alright, we all can pretty much agree that one of the worst things to crashland in the internet is chainmail. So the idea of this game is simply this:

P1: Creates the story of the chainmail
P2: Creates the consequence and what you must do to avoid it
P3: Creates the story of someone who didn't avoid it/ignore it
and so forth.

I'll Start: (p.s: bad spelling is a bonus)
(this is from the older version of the game)
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omg don't reaad this or u wil be haunted! there was a litle girl named suzie and she fell in a sewer hole but wen alligators came to her she was mutated and became a super alligator woman. now if you don't buy 10 boxes of girl scout cookies she will be ashamed of you and bite your head off!! omg why would you want that to happen!!!!1

alex read this and said "oh this is dumb" but then he was going to the gas station and suzie came out of the gas pump and ate his head!!! you have only 5000 years to respond!!

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The Leg · 07/03/2010, 11:26 am

DON'T READ THIS OKAY NOW YOU CANT STOP OMGevery friday severals people are eatted buy DRAGONS send this to 3.14 people in 1.27 seconds or else you will die!!!!

Don't belive this? Kyle didn't and he threw a chaiur at the guy who sent it to him well he isnt laughin... seemoreseemoreseemore now seemoremoreseemoreocmeer he fell of a cliff a lets say there was a dagroin at the bottom.

OMG YOUR TIMES UP!!!!i told you not to read this! warned you vbro!

Hatley · 07/03/2010, 12:47 pm

OMG IF U DOTN RED THIS U WILL DIE OF [disease]!!!

[Human name] dident belive dis adn when [s]he was wakling down the street, [creature]s came and infected him with [above disease]!! Dotn let that hapne 2 u 2!

send thiss 2 [number] of ppl within [time] OR U WIL DIE 2!!!

ps:if u fill in the blakns, ur entire familee will burn to deth!

BoneFreak · 07/03/2010, 01:53 pm

OMG IF U DOTN RED THIS U WILL DIE OF DYSLEXIA!!!

traviz dident belive dis adn when he was wakling down the street, wearwolvs came and infected him with dyslexia!! Dotn let that hapne 2 u 2!

send thiss 2 642 of ppl within 5 minutes OR U WIL DIE 2!!!

ps:if u fill in the blakns, ur entire familee will burn to deth!

omg this is a lie my familee is not aaaaapfhuifhsdaoiuhff.,

omg! this is the fire departmint and this kid wasn't kidding! all thes pppl in hear burned to their doom! don't fill in da blanks!

Gman5852 · 07/03/2010, 02:06 pm

OMFG Donnnt raed tid to lates

blody marrrry will killll u if u donnt send tis to 20 oter peple by next wedsday

Remolay · 07/03/2010, 04:31 pm

1. look in too a miror
2. whishpr ur crushes name
3. turn around

pst this to 20 gropss in 20 minuets and tomorrow you will be kissed by you crush
break the chain and you will have bad luke for a weak.

TomPravetz · 07/03/2010, 04:34 pm

omgeezers if yuo reed this yuore mom will expldoe in fourdy sekonds if yuo reepost thsi someweer else shell explode in thirdy sekonds yuor skrewd

BoneFreak · 07/04/2010, 08:47 am

Okay, since this forum is pretty much currently where you post a chainmail and leave, let's switch it up!

Now, it goes like this:

p1: Gives story of chainmail
p2: says what you must do to avoid something
p3: gives story of someone who "didn't believe it"
and so forth.
(yes, I will edit the first post about this)

----------------------

HERE GOES!

omg guyz there was a boy named tim and this one time he ate to many lollipops and he got a sugar rush and esxploded!11

Remolay · 07/04/2010, 09:14 am

Seend tist oo eleventy ppls in the nxt 30 mins or tonightt yTim will forsefeed u lolypopz

RingmasterJ5 · 07/04/2010, 09:47 am

Jimmah didn'd beleve this andd a musculoar, 40-year-old Tim bustehd dowhn his doar and shot lollipoops iinn his mouf wit a lollipop turreht.

BoneFreak · 07/04/2010, 10:49 am

PLEASE WUT EVER YOU DO DON'T READ THIS DON'T READ THIS DON'T READ THIS DON'T READ THIS DON'T READ THIS OMG NOW YOU READ THIS!!
you're future wife is ready for you and knows where you are! don't miss out on getting her now!

Remolay · 07/04/2010, 11:02 am

Post this in 20 facebook statuses and tomorrow youre futur wife wil kiss you. If you don't Tomorrow you're future wife will shoot youwith a shotgun
see more see more see more see more see more... (repeat untill banned)

BoneFreak · 07/04/2010, 12:06 pm

so george was a 4 year old boy and he saw this and he posted it and now he is a very rich and famous man married to a hot girl and he is geroge lopez! omg! andrew saw this and thought it was fake but one day in high school a mysteryous woman came into the classroom and shot him 534 tiems with a shotgun!! and she had to cut his head off with an axe! and believe it or not, she was megan fox! omgomg she's so hot why miss out now? post it 20 times!!1

tabstis · 07/04/2010, 12:47 pm

WAIT DONT READ THIS OMG WHY ARE YOU READING THIS? DONT STOP NOW YOURE READING THIS
There was this girl and she read this and then she died OMG! And Steve didnt believe her and he diez too OMG! Say your crush's name five times and then buy 20 snickers and then post this to 25.5 other forums or you will die like Mike wait no Steve did OMG! And-

I just can't do this anymore. It hurst me inside.

BoneFreak · 07/04/2010, 12:48 pm

Quote:

Originally Posted by tabstis

wait dont read this omg why are you reading this? Dont stop now youre reading this
there was this girl and she read this and then she died omg! And steve didnt believe her and he diez too omg! Say your crush's name five times and then buy 20 snickers and then post this to 25.5 other forums or you will die like mike wait no steve did omg! And-

i just can't do this anymore. It hurst me inside.

if you're going to play the game play it right, dag nabbit.

RingmasterJ5 · 07/04/2010, 06:34 pm

DONTREEDTISDONTREEDTHISDONTREEDTHISNOWYOUREED Youre death dat is soohn!

Off-topic: I hope no one uses this thread for their own chainmails.

tredlow · 07/12/2010, 04:53 am

OMG Don't read this!! No!!! nonononononononononono!! Why aren't you listening to me!! OMG I hate you sooo much!! You never listen to what I have to say!! Ugh!

If you don't post this on 3 other forums you will have to do it, or else you're not doing it.

This letter once said "OMG Don't read this!! No!!! nonononononononononono!! Why aren't you listening to me!! OMG I hate you sooo much!! You never listen to what I have to say!! Ugh!" But this one guy, he was like, "Screw you, I'm reading this!", and now he died of old age.

RingmasterJ5 · 07/12/2010, 08:56 am

Hey, play by the rules.

BoneFreak · 07/12/2010, 11:10 am

this game is kinda dead anyway..

07/03/2010, 11:15 am	#1
BoneFreak The Friend for LIIIIFE!!! Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: The Hill Residence High Score: 432 Posts: 701	The Stupid Chain Mail Game! Alright, we all can pretty much agree that one of the worst things to crashland in the internet is chainmail. So the idea of this game is simply this: P1: Creates the story of the chainmail P2: Creates the consequence and what you must do to avoid it P3: Creates the story of someone who didn't avoid it/ignore it and so forth. I'll Start: (p.s: bad spelling is a bonus) (this is from the older version of the game) -------------------------- omg don't reaad this or u wil be haunted! there was a litle girl named suzie and she fell in a sewer hole but wen alligators came to her she was mutated and became a super alligator woman. now if you don't buy 10 boxes of girl scout cookies she will be ashamed of you and bite your head off!! omg why would you want that to happen!!!!1 alex read this and said "oh this is dumb" but then he was going to the gas station and suzie came out of the gas pump and ate his head!!! you have only 5000 years to respond!! --------------------------- __________________ As of October 15th, 2005 I have officially acheived Rigamarole Status. Need A Laugh? Look at/post funny pics here! Last edited by BoneFreak; 07/04/2010 at 08:49 am. Reason: Added new directions

07/03/2010, 11:26 am	#2
The Leg Short for legend Join Date: Feb 2010 Location: The museum of mostly natural history Posts: 29	DON'T READ THIS OKAY NOW YOU CANT STOP OMGevery friday severals people are eatted buy DRAGONS send this to 3.14 people in 1.27 seconds or else you will die!!!! Don't belive this? Kyle didn't and he threw a chaiur at the guy who sent it to him well he isnt laughin... seemoreseemoreseemore now seemoremoreseemoreocmeer he fell of a cliff a lets say there was a dagroin at the bottom. OMG YOUR TIMES UP!!!!i told you not to read this! warned you vbro! __________________ "Wow Sam, when I appointed you as Vice President, I had no idea you were a politicly correct bleeding-heart liberal!"

07/03/2010, 12:47 pm	#3
Hatley Snake Eater Join Date: May 2010 Location: Hedge End, England Posts: 219	OMG IF U DOTN RED THIS U WILL DIE OF [disease]!!! [Human name] dident belive dis adn when [s]he was wakling down the street, [creature]s came and infected him with [above disease]!! Dotn let that hapne 2 u 2! send thiss 2 [number] of ppl within [time] OR U WIL DIE 2!!! ps:if u fill in the blakns, ur entire familee will burn to deth! __________________ I hear it's amazing when the famous purple stuffed worm in flap jaw space with the tuning fork does a raw blink on hara-kiri rock.

07/03/2010, 01:53 pm	#4
BoneFreak The Friend for LIIIIFE!!! Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: The Hill Residence High Score: 432 Posts: 701	OMG IF U DOTN RED THIS U WILL DIE OF DYSLEXIA!!! traviz dident belive dis adn when he was wakling down the street, wearwolvs came and infected him with dyslexia!! Dotn let that hapne 2 u 2! send thiss 2 642 of ppl within 5 minutes OR U WIL DIE 2!!! ps:if u fill in the blakns, ur entire familee will burn to deth! omg this is a lie my familee is not aaaaapfhuifhsdaoiuhff., omg! this is the fire departmint and this kid wasn't kidding! all thes pppl in hear burned to their doom! don't fill in da blanks! __________________ As of October 15th, 2005 I have officially acheived Rigamarole Status. Need A Laugh? Look at/post funny pics here!

07/03/2010, 02:06 pm	#5
Gman5852 The smartest moron Join Date: Aug 2008 Location: under your couch Posts: 5,893	OMFG Donnnt raed tid to lates blody marrrry will killll u if u donnt send tis to 20 oter peple by next wedsday __________________ Sign up for Tribes:Ascend, its free FOR THE NEWBIES: Blue names=normal member Grey names=community mod(As in, NOT a Telltale employee, they just keep the peace here, that's it.) Red names=actual telltale employees.

07/03/2010, 04:31 pm	#6
Remolay Does not compute Join Date: Dec 2009 Location: Planet Earth(Sol 3) Status: My head asplode Posts: 1,987	1. look in too a miror 2. whishpr ur crushes name 3. turn around pst this to 20 gropss in 20 minuets and tomorrow you will be kissed by you crush break the chain and you will have bad luke for a weak. __________________ It's Gallifreyan, it doesn't translate Crap I do: Homestar WUW Twitter YouTube Fanfiction.net It says Remolay

07/03/2010, 04:34 pm	#7
TomPravetz Misc. Organs/Limbs/Etc... Join Date: Sep 2009 Location: Here and there Rank: God Posts: 2,369	omgeezers if yuo reed this yuore mom will expldoe in fourdy sekonds if yuo reepost thsi someweer else shell explode in thirdy sekonds yuor skrewd __________________ Join the Suro revolution \|Win the war of Majasuroshia\| Fight the Oppressors

07/04/2010, 08:47 am	#8
BoneFreak The Friend for LIIIIFE!!! Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: The Hill Residence High Score: 432 Posts: 701	Okay, since this forum is pretty much currently where you post a chainmail and leave, let's switch it up! Now, it goes like this: p1: Gives story of chainmail p2: says what you must do to avoid something p3: gives story of someone who "didn't believe it" and so forth. (yes, I will edit the first post about this) ---------------------- HERE GOES! omg guyz there was a boy named tim and this one time he ate to many lollipops and he got a sugar rush and esxploded!11 __________________ As of October 15th, 2005 I have officially acheived Rigamarole Status. Need A Laugh? Look at/post funny pics here!

07/04/2010, 09:14 am	#9
Remolay Does not compute Join Date: Dec 2009 Location: Planet Earth(Sol 3) Status: My head asplode Posts: 1,987	Seend tist oo eleventy ppls in the nxt 30 mins or tonightt yTim will forsefeed u lolypopz __________________ It's Gallifreyan, it doesn't translate Crap I do: Homestar WUW Twitter YouTube Fanfiction.net It says Remolay

07/04/2010, 09:47 am	#10
RingmasterJ5 GROUP OF MISSLE BOMB Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: ELF'S WORLD Posts: 1,278	Jimmah didn'd beleve this andd a musculoar, 40-year-old Tim bustehd dowhn his doar and shot lollipoops iinn his mouf wit a lollipop turreht. __________________ Fan of Pokemon? Go watch this hilarious LP of the worst translation of anything ever, aka Pokemon: Vietnamese Crystal.

07/04/2010, 10:49 am	#11
BoneFreak The Friend for LIIIIFE!!! Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: The Hill Residence High Score: 432 Posts: 701	PLEASE WUT EVER YOU DO DON'T READ THIS DON'T READ THIS DON'T READ THIS DON'T READ THIS DON'T READ THIS OMG NOW YOU READ THIS!! you're future wife is ready for you and knows where you are! don't miss out on getting her now! __________________ As of October 15th, 2005 I have officially acheived Rigamarole Status. Need A Laugh? Look at/post funny pics here!

07/04/2010, 11:02 am	#12
Remolay Does not compute Join Date: Dec 2009 Location: Planet Earth(Sol 3) Status: My head asplode Posts: 1,987	Post this in 20 facebook statuses and tomorrow youre futur wife wil kiss you. If you don't Tomorrow you're future wife will shoot youwith a shotgun see more see more see more see more see more... (repeat untill banned) __________________ It's Gallifreyan, it doesn't translate Crap I do: Homestar WUW Twitter YouTube Fanfiction.net It says Remolay

07/04/2010, 12:06 pm	#13
BoneFreak The Friend for LIIIIFE!!! Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: The Hill Residence High Score: 432 Posts: 701	so george was a 4 year old boy and he saw this and he posted it and now he is a very rich and famous man married to a hot girl and he is geroge lopez! omg! andrew saw this and thought it was fake but one day in high school a mysteryous woman came into the classroom and shot him 534 tiems with a shotgun!! and she had to cut his head off with an axe! and believe it or not, she was megan fox! omgomg she's so hot why miss out now? post it 20 times!!1 __________________ As of October 15th, 2005 I have officially acheived Rigamarole Status. Need A Laugh? Look at/post funny pics here!

07/04/2010, 12:47 pm	#14
tabstis Back to the Telltale Join Date: May 2010 Location: Hill Valley Posts: 938	WAIT DONT READ THIS OMG WHY ARE YOU READING THIS? DONT STOP NOW YOURE READING THIS There was this girl and she read this and then she died OMG! And Steve didnt believe her and he diez too OMG! Say your crush's name five times and then buy 20 snickers and then post this to 25.5 other forums or you will die like Mike wait no Steve did OMG! And- I just can't do this anymore. It hurst me inside. __________________ It's About Time I Get Double Visions of Citizen Brown.

07/04/2010, 06:34 pm	#16
RingmasterJ5 GROUP OF MISSLE BOMB Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: ELF'S WORLD Posts: 1,278	DONTREEDTISDONTREEDTHISDONTREEDTHISNOWYOUREED Youre death dat is soohn! Off-topic: I hope no one uses this thread for their own chainmails. __________________ Fan of Pokemon? Go watch this hilarious LP of the worst translation of anything ever, aka Pokemon: Vietnamese Crystal. Last edited by RingmasterJ5; 07/05/2010 at 07:56 pm.

07/12/2010, 04:53 am	#17
tredlow Has Possum Powers. Join Date: Sep 2007 Posts: 1,536	OMG Don't read this!! No!!! nonononononononononono!! Why aren't you listening to me!! OMG I hate you sooo much!! You never listen to what I have to say!! Ugh! If you don't post this on 3 other forums you will have to do it, or else you're not doing it. This letter once said "OMG Don't read this!! No!!! nonononononononononono!! Why aren't you listening to me!! OMG I hate you sooo much!! You never listen to what I have to say!! Ugh!" But this one guy, he was like, "Screw you, I'm reading this!", and now he died of old age. __________________ My Friend: You know, if only Bruce Wayne was bit by a radioactive psychiatrist rather than a bat, Gotham wouldn't even need Arkham Asylum. Me: Haha, yeah. That's true. Minutes Later Me: Wait, Bruce Wayne was never bit by a radioactive anything.

07/12/2010, 08:56 am	#18
RingmasterJ5 GROUP OF MISSLE BOMB Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: ELF'S WORLD Posts: 1,278	Hey, play by the rules. __________________ Fan of Pokemon? Go watch this hilarious LP of the worst translation of anything ever, aka Pokemon: Vietnamese Crystal.

07/12/2010, 11:10 am	#19
BoneFreak The Friend for LIIIIFE!!! Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: The Hill Residence High Score: 432 Posts: 701	this game is kinda dead anyway.. __________________ As of October 15th, 2005 I have officially acheived Rigamarole Status. Need A Laugh? Look at/post funny pics here!

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