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ShotgunStalker · 08/07/2010, 04:01 am

Post your own made or favorite Horatio(CSI MIAMI) one liners here.
i just love his cheesy one liners

Frank: " The victim was found dead at the end of the road."
Horatio: Well.... it looks like....
*takes on sunglasses*
it was a dead end
YEAHHHHHHHH

RingmasterJ5 · 08/07/2010, 08:17 am

Shouldn't this be posted in the Games forum?

ShotgunStalker · 08/07/2010, 11:44 am

Quote:

Originally Posted by RingmasterJ5

Shouldn't this be posted in the Games forum?

Nope. i dont think so. just post your one liner so i can see your skills.

Frank:" 9 million aliens are attacking earth!! What can we do?? Horatio: Well....there is only one thing to do...
*Takes on sunglasses*
Chuck Norris

RingmasterJ5 · 08/07/2010, 12:21 pm

Mine:

"Looks like the band was killed during the concert."

"That means,"
(puts on sunglasses)
"It wasn't a live performance."
YEAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!

BoneFreak · 08/07/2010, 03:09 pm

"We found the body in the box of bulbs..."

"Looks like this was..."
(puts on glasses)
"...a bright murder."
YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAH!!

another:

"Looks like he was killed with a shovel."
"That means we have another case..."
(puts on glasses)
"...to dig up."

YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

ShotgunStalker · 08/08/2010, 09:58 am

haha. good ones guys. keep em coming.

MichaelDearmanUK · 08/09/2010, 01:15 am

Horatio strides heroically over to Frank, who's standing over the corpse of a footballer.

Frank: (in typical sensitive fashion) So, yeah, the dead guy's name is Wayne Rover, played for Finigan F.C.

Frank points out the dead man's shirt.

Frank: Looks like the guy wore a number 2 shirt.

Horatio: Actually Frank, he looks more like...

Horatio puts on his shades.

Horatio: ...murder one.

Horatio exits stage left.

yyyyeeeeeEEEAAAHHHHHHH!!!

BoneFreak · 08/09/2010, 05:46 am

Frank: After this man was smoking drugs, the party got way out of hand. The reason the body's so stiff is because someone shoved him in the freezer room!

Horatio: Looks like he was...
*glasses*
Horatio: ...stone cold.

YEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAH

Ribs · 08/09/2010, 06:29 am

I guess you could say that doctor...
*glasses*
OH GOD THE SUN IS IN MY EYES
YEEEEEEEAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

ShotgunStalker · 08/09/2010, 08:24 am

Frank: " The boy say it was a kitchen Chef who killed his mom."
Horatio: " Well... it looks like...
*Takes on sunglasses* Looks on his armclock.
"Its lunchtime"
YEAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

BoneFreak · 08/09/2010, 05:41 pm

Frank: All evidence points to the fact that Chuck Norris killed this man.

Horatio: Well then this case is..
*puts on glasses*
Horatio: ...unsolvable.
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Ribs · 08/09/2010, 06:39 pm

Frank: It appears that the baby brutally killed the mother upon being born with this Pump Shotgun.
Horatio: ...
*glasses*
Horatio: Ouch.
YEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH?

BoneFreak · 08/10/2010, 04:42 pm

Frank: This man was cut with a knife several times, then seemingly pushed out of the balcony on the 3rd floor.

Horatio: Looks life he was..
*glasses*
Horatio: Cut of-
YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAH

phaedon · 08/12/2010, 01:20 pm

Made for APB, but still funny I think:

Ribs · 08/12/2010, 03:45 pm

Frank: The woman was murdered after expressing wishes for equality between men and women.
Horatio: Well, the primary suspect...
*glasses* Would be Woodrow Wilson during the first 7 1/4 years of his presidency.
YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH

ShotgunStalker · 08/12/2010, 05:22 pm

Quote:

Originally Posted by BoneFreak

Frank: All evidence points to the fact that Chuck Norris killed this man.

Horatio: Well then this case is..
*puts on glasses*
Horatio: ...unsolvable.
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

LOLZ. No one can beat this...or?
And goode ones guys. I lolz loud.

Frank: All Evidence point to the fact that Chuck Norris killed this man.

Horatio: Well... then its time i...
*Puts on sunglasses*
Horatio:......... Retire

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT!

Javi-Wan Kenobi · 08/12/2010, 11:20 pm

I was confused with this thread, I first read the title as "Your Horatio eye-liner"

PainDealer · 08/14/2010, 01:29 am

Well you can't beat Jim Carrey

08/07/2010, 04:01 am	#1
ShotgunStalker King of Awsome Join Date: Jun 2010 Location: Under your bed Posts: 45	Your Horatio one-liner Post your own made or favorite Horatio(CSI MIAMI) one liners here. i just love his cheesy one liners Frank: " The victim was found dead at the end of the road." Horatio: Well.... it looks like.... takes on sunglasses it was a dead end YEAHHHHHHHH __________________ End? No, the journey doesn't end here. Death is just another path, one that we all must take. The grey rain-curtain of this world rolls back, and all turns to silver glass, and then you see it.

08/07/2010, 08:17 am	#2
RingmasterJ5 GROUP OF MISSLE BOMB Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: ELF'S WORLD Posts: 1,278	Shouldn't this be posted in the Games forum? __________________ Fan of Pokemon? Go watch this hilarious LP of the worst translation of anything ever, aka Pokemon: Vietnamese Crystal.

08/07/2010, 12:21 pm	#4
RingmasterJ5 GROUP OF MISSLE BOMB Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: ELF'S WORLD Posts: 1,278	Mine: "Looks like the band was killed during the concert." "That means," (puts on sunglasses) "It wasn't a live performance." YEAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!! __________________ Fan of Pokemon? Go watch this hilarious LP of the worst translation of anything ever, aka Pokemon: Vietnamese Crystal.

08/07/2010, 03:09 pm	#5
BoneFreak The Friend for LIIIIFE!!! Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: The Hill Residence High Score: 432 Posts: 701	"We found the body in the box of bulbs..." "Looks like this was..." (puts on glasses) "...a bright murder." YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAH!! another: "Looks like he was killed with a shovel." "That means we have another case..." (puts on glasses) "...to dig up." YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH __________________ As of October 15th, 2005 I have officially acheived Rigamarole Status. Need A Laugh? Look at/post funny pics here!

08/08/2010, 09:58 am	#6
ShotgunStalker King of Awsome Join Date: Jun 2010 Location: Under your bed Posts: 45	haha. good ones guys. keep em coming. __________________ End? No, the journey doesn't end here. Death is just another path, one that we all must take. The grey rain-curtain of this world rolls back, and all turns to silver glass, and then you see it.

08/09/2010, 01:15 am	#7
MichaelDearmanUK Member Join Date: Jun 2010 Location: England Posts: 29	Horatio strides heroically over to Frank, who's standing over the corpse of a footballer. Frank: (in typical sensitive fashion) So, yeah, the dead guy's name is Wayne Rover, played for Finigan F.C. Frank points out the dead man's shirt. Frank: Looks like the guy wore a number 2 shirt. Horatio: Actually Frank, he looks more like... Horatio puts on his shades. Horatio: ...murder one. Horatio exits stage left. yyyyeeeeeEEEAAAHHHHHHH!!! Last edited by MichaelDearmanUK; 08/09/2010 at 01:19 am.

08/09/2010, 05:46 am	#8
BoneFreak The Friend for LIIIIFE!!! Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: The Hill Residence High Score: 432 Posts: 701	Frank: After this man was smoking drugs, the party got way out of hand. The reason the body's so stiff is because someone shoved him in the freezer room! Horatio: Looks like he was... glasses Horatio: ...stone cold. YEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAH __________________ As of October 15th, 2005 I have officially acheived Rigamarole Status. Need A Laugh? Look at/post funny pics here!

08/09/2010, 08:24 am	#10
ShotgunStalker King of Awsome Join Date: Jun 2010 Location: Under your bed Posts: 45	Frank: " The boy say it was a kitchen Chef who killed his mom." Horatio: " Well... it looks like... Takes on sunglasses Looks on his armclock. "Its lunchtime" YEAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! __________________ End? No, the journey doesn't end here. Death is just another path, one that we all must take. The grey rain-curtain of this world rolls back, and all turns to silver glass, and then you see it.

08/09/2010, 05:41 pm	#11
BoneFreak The Friend for LIIIIFE!!! Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: The Hill Residence High Score: 432 Posts: 701	Frank: All evidence points to the fact that Chuck Norris killed this man. Horatio: Well then this case is.. puts on glasses Horatio: ...unsolvable. NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! __________________ As of October 15th, 2005 I have officially acheived Rigamarole Status. Need A Laugh? Look at/post funny pics here!

08/10/2010, 04:42 pm	#13
BoneFreak The Friend for LIIIIFE!!! Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: The Hill Residence High Score: 432 Posts: 701	Frank: This man was cut with a knife several times, then seemingly pushed out of the balcony on the 3rd floor. Horatio: Looks life he was.. glasses Horatio: Cut of- YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAH __________________ As of October 15th, 2005 I have officially acheived Rigamarole Status. Need A Laugh? Look at/post funny pics here!

08/12/2010, 01:20 pm	#14
phaedon Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2009 Location: Thessaloniki,Greece Posts: 149	Made for APB, but still funny I think:

08/12/2010, 11:20 pm	#17
Javi-Wan Kenobi Adventure Gaming Jedi Join Date: Jul 2009 Location: Estella, Navarra, Spain Posts: 1,060	I was confused with this thread, I first read the title as "Your Horatio eye-liner" Last edited by Javi-Wan Kenobi; 08/13/2010 at 01:36 am.

08/14/2010, 01:29 am	#18
PainDealer Senior Member Join Date: Jun 2009 Location: Pyhtää/Kotka, Finland Posts: 424	Well you can't beat Jim Carrey

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