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Darth Vader · 08/31/2010, 11:14 am

The Galactic Empire must gather information from you so that we may further understand your community. You will give me the information I need or you will face the consequences.

Do not make this experience more social than it has to be. You will form an orderly line. When you get to the front of the queue, you will tick the appropriate box on the poll. You will not speak. After submitting your choice, you will return to your dwelling without incident or noise.

Failure to comply is... most unwise.

roberttitus · 08/31/2010, 11:22 am

Do my pits smell funny to you?

GaryCXJk · 08/31/2010, 11:23 am

Screw that, I'm joining the Rebellion.

coolsome · 08/31/2010, 11:38 am

I hit dr pepper whats the worst that can happen?

Darth Vader · 08/31/2010, 02:17 pm

Your insolence is not appreciated. I have taken your names and forwarded them to the Galactic Empire; you will be punished severely!

coolsome · 08/31/2010, 02:21 pm

Quote:

Originally Posted by roberttitus

Do my pits smell funny to you?

haha funny?

jeeno0142 · 08/31/2010, 02:37 pm

What do I do if I don't like either of them?

Alcoremortis · 08/31/2010, 02:39 pm

But I can't tell the difference between Pepsi and Coke!

WarpSpeed · 08/31/2010, 04:06 pm

Do they still make RC?

My favorite cola is whatever I'm in the mood for at the time.

SHODANFreeman · 08/31/2010, 05:15 pm

I voted Coke because they give you free stuff for drinking gallons of it.

roberttitus · 08/31/2010, 05:23 pm

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sailorcuteness

haha funny?

So they do.... damn... I knew I shouldn't have tried this new deodorant

Darth Vader · 08/31/2010, 05:55 pm

Quote:

Originally Posted by jeeno0142

What do I do if I don't like either of them?

You must choose one of them. You must!

Quote:

Originally Posted by WarpSpeed

Do they still make RC?

My favorite cola is whatever I'm in the mood for at the time.

You must choose. You must!!

Quote:

Originally Posted by Alcoremortis

But I can't tell the difference between Pepsi and Coke!

You mu- I mean, um... yes. Our preliminary tests have drawn similar conclusions. It appears that they are identical. For this reason, we must discern which is the preferred beverage. We can then investigate the technology the company in question is using to brainwash individuals into buying their drinks rather than that of their competition. This information could prove incredibly useful for us.

Quote:

Originally Posted by SHODANFreeman

I voted Coke because they give you free stuff for drinking gallons of it.

Interesting. This may be a viable technique of persuasion. What "free stuff" do you speak of?

Quote:

Originally Posted by roberttitus

So they do.... damn... I knew I shouldn't have tried this new deodorant

It appears that you have misunderstood the purpose of this thread. Unless you are being purposefully ignorant to my power? That would be a grave mistake.

Steve2000 · 08/31/2010, 06:04 pm

Don't try to frighten us with your sorcerer's ways, Lord Vader. Your sad devotion to that ancient religion has not helped you conjure up the stolen data tapes [*cough*] or given you clairvoyance enough to find the Rebels' hidden fort- [*choke*]

.........

Comrade Pants · 08/31/2010, 06:13 pm

Wooo! Doctor pepper!!!

Secret Fawful · 08/31/2010, 06:25 pm

So tell us, Vader. Which do you prefer, Coca Cola, Pepsi Cola, or Doctor Pepper's Cola?

Alcoremortis · 08/31/2010, 06:32 pm

I reject this poll on the basis that two of the answers are identical and the third consists of prune juice and fizzy water.

Darth Vader · 08/31/2010, 06:43 pm

Quote:

Originally Posted by Steve2000

Don't try to frighten us with your sorcerer's ways, Lord Vader. Your sad devotion to that ancient religion has not helped you conjure up the stolen data tapes [*cough*] or given you clairvoyance enough to find the Rebels' hidden fort- [*choke*]

.........

I find your lack of faith disturbing.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Secret Fawful

So tell us, Vader. Which do you prefer, Coca Cola, Pepsi Cola, or Doctor Pepper's Cola?

I have no preference.

GaryCXJk · 08/31/2010, 06:49 pm

You fool! Don't you know that Vader has no taste buds! He lost them ~~while drinking hot and disgusting coffee~~ in a fight against a Mighty Jedi(tm).

Darth Vader · 08/31/2010, 06:51 pm

This is partially correct.

skeeter · 08/31/2010, 06:53 pm

*Sings* Coca cola is it! Yeah...*

View Poll Results: I require the following information: Your preferred cola-flavoured soft drink.
Coca Cola	23	62.16%
Pepsi Cola	7	18.92%
Doctor Pepper's Cola	7	18.92%
Voters: 37. You may not vote on this poll

08/31/2010, 11:14 am	#1
Darth Vader Dark Lord Join Date: Aug 2010 Posts: 52	I have been instructed to take a poll The Galactic Empire must gather information from you so that we may further understand your community. You will give me the information I need or you will face the consequences. Do not make this experience more social than it has to be. You will form an orderly line. When you get to the front of the queue, you will tick the appropriate box on the poll. You will not speak. After submitting your choice, you will return to your dwelling without incident or noise. Failure to comply is... most unwise. __________________ "Nooooo!" -Me.

08/31/2010, 11:38 am	#4
coolsome Sam D Coolsome Join Date: Jun 2009 Location: England Posts: 5,961	I hit dr pepper whats the worst that can happen? __________________

08/31/2010, 02:17 pm	#5
Darth Vader Dark Lord Join Date: Aug 2010 Posts: 52	Your insolence is not appreciated. I have taken your names and forwarded them to the Galactic Empire; you will be punished severely! __________________ "Nooooo!" -Me.

08/31/2010, 02:39 pm	#8
Alcoremortis Lonely Ruffian Join Date: Jul 2009 Location: Ankh-Morpork PD Status: Killjoy Extraordinaire Actual Posts: Lots! Posts: 4,226	But I can't tell the difference between Pepsi and Coke! __________________ ETERNAL QUEEN OF HALLOWEEN STATUS CONFERRED. ~ Comrade Pants How can we be sure that Alcoremortis isn't just Comrade Pants trollplaying as a girl? ~ GuruGuru214 You're a shiny bright star; floating amongst a million slimy slugs in a sea of sludge. You transcend the pre-conceived and supposed limits of the human race, to emerge from the pit of pitiful maggots as a beautiful, majestic butterfly. ~ Davies The suspence of what's gonna come after death is killing me! ~ Jon NA Are you a secret Plaster Princess or something? ~ Secret Fawful

08/31/2010, 11:22 am	#2
roberttitus Banned Join Date: Jun 2009 Location: Ashland, Kentucky Posts: 748	Do my pits smell funny to you?

08/31/2010, 11:23 am	#3
GaryCXJk Custom User Title User Join Date: Aug 2008 Location: Zaandam, the Netherlands Posts: 2,112	Screw that, I'm joining the Rebellion.

08/31/2010, 02:37 pm	#7
jeeno0142 Love is for the Living. Join Date: Apr 2010 Location: Liverpool, England Posts: 1,122	What do I do if I don't like either of them?

08/31/2010, 04:06 pm	#9
WarpSpeed Senior Member Join Date: May 2008 Posts: 803	Do they still make RC? My favorite cola is whatever I'm in the mood for at the time.

08/31/2010, 05:15 pm	#10
SHODANFreeman Mute Ruler of Insects Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: Wisconsin Posts: 3,741	I voted Coke because they give you free stuff for drinking gallons of it.

08/31/2010, 06:04 pm	#13
Steve2000 Mighty Pirate Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: San Francisco Posts: 224	Don't try to frighten us with your sorcerer's ways, Lord Vader. Your sad devotion to that ancient religion has not helped you conjure up the stolen data tapes [cough] or given you clairvoyance enough to find the Rebels' hidden fort- [choke] .........

08/31/2010, 06:13 pm	#14
Comrade Pants Resident curmudgeon Join Date: Mar 2010 Location: New Atlantaland Status: The Perennial Victor. Actual Posts: Lots! Posts: 2,009	Wooo! Doctor pepper!!!

08/31/2010, 06:25 pm	#15
Secret Fawful Fearless Oathbreaker Join Date: Jun 2009 Location: Stuck In This Pose Sexiness: Off The Charts! Posts: 5,130	So tell us, Vader. Which do you prefer, Coca Cola, Pepsi Cola, or Doctor Pepper's Cola? __________________ You're the greatest. The greatest! - GuruGuru214 You'll go far in this life, Fawful. - That Guy In The Wheelchair Fawful, you sir, are made of win. - mgrant I love the Fawful! - Davies You're like a bad comedian. - monkey_05_06 ** you. - Giant Tope Why do you have to be such an hole? - Avistew You're a miserable little weasel who derives pleasure from being a *. - AllenB Grow up. - Mike Haley Now Playing: ~~Space Quest 0: Replicated~~ - ~~Space Quest I EGA: The Sarien Encounter~~ - Space Quest I VGA: The Sarien Encounter** - Space Quest II EGA: Vohaul's Revenge - Space Quest II VGA: Vohaul's Revenge - Space Quest III: The Pirates of Pestulon - Space Quest IV: Roger Wilco and the Time Rippers - Space Quest V: The Next Mutation - Space Quest VI: Roger Wilco in the Spinal Frontier - Space Quest: The Lost Chapter

08/31/2010, 06:32 pm	#16
Alcoremortis Lonely Ruffian Join Date: Jul 2009 Location: Ankh-Morpork PD Status: Killjoy Extraordinaire Actual Posts: Lots! Posts: 4,226	I reject this poll on the basis that two of the answers are identical and the third consists of prune juice and fizzy water. __________________ ETERNAL QUEEN OF HALLOWEEN STATUS CONFERRED. ~ Comrade Pants How can we be sure that Alcoremortis isn't just Comrade Pants trollplaying as a girl? ~ GuruGuru214 You're a shiny bright star; floating amongst a million slimy slugs in a sea of sludge. You transcend the pre-conceived and supposed limits of the human race, to emerge from the pit of pitiful maggots as a beautiful, majestic butterfly. ~ Davies The suspence of what's gonna come after death is killing me! ~ Jon NA Are you a secret Plaster Princess or something? ~ Secret Fawful

08/31/2010, 06:49 pm	#18
GaryCXJk Custom User Title User Join Date: Aug 2008 Location: Zaandam, the Netherlands Posts: 2,112	You fool! Don't you know that Vader has no taste buds! He lost them ~~while drinking hot and disgusting coffee~~ in a fight against a Mighty Jedi(tm).

08/31/2010, 06:51 pm	#19
Darth Vader Dark Lord Join Date: Aug 2010 Posts: 52	This is partially correct. __________________ "Nooooo!" -Me.

08/31/2010, 06:53 pm	#20
skeeter Unseen University Grad Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Perth, Australia Posts: 281	Sings Coca cola is it! Yeah...*

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