There's no doubt, I'm going to be burnt to the stake for my opinion. I may be the only person who would outright say that I don't like, borderline hate, Season 3. Sure, there were many good points to this season, but there were too many bad ones that stuck out. Everyone is raving about it and it boggles my mind. (I guess this is how the people who hate the cartoon feels.)
So here’s my very general review of Season 3. Let's start with the characters…
Flint Paper
In Season Two, I hoped and prayed that he wasn't featured or spoke too much. I love the character but the mystery and untouchable/unapproachable nature of him was what made him awesome. He was like the cool kid on the playground everyone wanted to be friends with but too intimated to talk to. Season Two kind of kept that mystery. He did have more screen time than I hoped, he was always portrayed as a guy who, though with a round-a-bout way, able to take care of and solve cases himself. In Season Three, he started acting a little goofy and incompetent, especially in 304. It was saddening to me where his character was going.
Bosco
Turned into a male stripper in Vegas with a cover-up story to his mom that he got married? Geez, joke or not, that's a pretty hateful way to write a character out...
Sal
I actually have mixed feelings about him. On one hand, he is a very lovable character. He's a rather mellow, helpful, and, at the same time, "just-doing-my-job-and-doing-it-well" guy. I can't see him getting angry about anything and there were many instances that he doesn't want to be involved with any illegal activity. On the other hand, he doesn't belong in the Sam & Max universe. I can't think of any main or supporting character that is totally innocent or non-offensive to Sam or Max. He mentions he apparently has a checkered past in 305. I guess that's a plus... but still, he's way too squeaky clean. Also, whenever I hear the name “Sal”, I think of Sal Manella…
The Mole People and the Elves (I'll just group them all up since there are too many characters)
Okay, the new Elves were not very important other than for a couple of puzzles. So I'm not too disappointed with them. It's the Mole People I have a problem with. They get introduced, used for one or two episodes (depending on the mole person), then totally ignored in 305 (passing name mentions doesn't really count). It would have made sense to at least have one of them to make a cameo in 305 since they seem to know a lot about the Apocalypse and Elder Gods. I can't really see where they can be used again in future episodes (other than Harry) since they were pretty tied to this season. I liked Nefertiti (annoying but odd in a good way), Obadiah, and Jebediah (I liked how they played off each other, almost "Tweedledee and Tweedledum" like). Seems like a waste...
Max
Overall, Max is Max and I’m glad he didn’t change all that much in Season 3. But he did have a few odd moments that seemed a bit uncharacteristic. A big one was the microwave comment in 304 (it would be exactly what Max would do but probably not with leftovers…). I also don’t understand his sudden love for corndogs. If anyone was probably addicted to them, it would be Sam since he’s been seen eating or holding them in the past (going by the comics and cartoon). I guess it was just another sexual innuendo needed to be put across in this season.
Sam
Quite frankly, and this has been slowly noticeable since Season 1, he's been getting more soft and emotional. Just like Max in Season 3, I found him saying and doing things uncharacteristic. This is not the same Sam who would willing put his buddy in danger to solve puzzles in the comics and Hit the Road. Season 1 had him shooting at Max playfully, throwing him, making him eat an object (and forcing him to throw it up), etc. I didn’t and can't see him doing anything negative to Max in Season 3 (other than the preset "if you get too close, I'll hit you" if the player is walking around with Max).
Also, many sexual and innuendo jokes were surprisingly coming more from Sam than Max (can’t have enough since they are much funnier in bulk apparently). When seeing the season as a whole, I felt these weren't meant to be interpreted as jokes this time around unlike other incarnations and seasons. They were more like inner thoughts mistakenly said out loud. Coupled with the endings of 301 and 305, this all points to Sam being gay (at least in the Telltale games). I’m sorry, this is not at all how I interpret Sam in his previous incarnations or even in previous seasons. But the forced associations and hints in this season made it feel that is the conclusion or at least tried to strongly imply this. Similar to my beef with TTG’s Flint Paper, this should have been a mystery as it always was in the past and open to interpretation for the fans.
There’s another point I hated about Season 3’s Sam which I would later point out when I’m talking about the endings.
The Desoto
Oh, what happened to you, Dear Desoto? This season was relatively good to you. You were able to get to some interesting places and you brought the wonderful Map back from the grave. Why were you mutilated in 305? Seriously? I guess (and hope) you will join your sisters in the scrapheap...
To breakup the negativity, I've got some positive reviews on other characters.
Mama Bosco
She turned totally awesome. I always have a soft spot for female inventors and she doesn't show much hostility towards Sam and Max as most characters are. (Though I think her change in opinion started back in 205...) I liked that she was bald in 304 (though I still don’t know why she got a dress than just underwear when she was freshly cloned). She could kick some serious butt if she wanted to, which was a great addiction to her character, and had a right amount of sass.
Anton Papierwaite and Yog-Soggoth
As separate characters, I didn't like them at first. Yog-Soggoth, a disembodied voice telling Max what to do, seemed like a pompous jerk. Anton was a jerk (in more ways than one) and a wimp. It was in 304 and 305 I started to appreciate these characters. When they were literally put together, I liked their interactions with each other (like Obadiah and Jebediah's). Yog-Soggoth became more likable as he was constantly criticizing/commenting on his host and seemed to genuinely want to help save Earth in 305. He was an interesting father-like character. Anton was still a wimp but he became comical with Yog-Soggoth's jabs at him and his comments and actions in 305 (one being my favorite from the very beginning “Those fools! Why did they insist on running that independent film festival?”)
Now to other elements of the season…
I admit, the many references to the previous seasons and Lucas Arts game made me giddy. But these felt tacked on to make the season feel familiar. It's similar to what Sega is trying to do with Sonic. (Oh, so Sonic remembers he loves chili dogs now?) Throw as many references into a “revitalized” game so people can get distracted from what they did to the characters. Where were all these references in the previous seasons? A few repeated ones in the office and a couple somewhere every other episode if lucky. Why? Because these seasons didn’t need to constantly remind the fans previous stories or illustrations.
What really bothered me about this season is the major emotional factor. If a Sam & Max story makes you cry, then something is wrong. There were too many moments where I didn't know whether to "take a moment" or laugh at the over depressive situations in a game that is suppose to be a “sitcom“. (The first time I saw and heard the ending of 305, I would have betted the song in the background would be
this song. Which was why I was laughing wryly as he was walking alone.) Their stories shouldn't be taken seriously. That doesn't mean to say there aren't some serious moments in, say, the comics. But they weren't stretched out episodes at a time nor was there really any permanent consequences for Sam's or Max's actions (or any that effects them directly or cared about).
The ending was a nail in the coffin since there is not one, but two endings. This is not a good ending for a game series that is planning on making new seasons in the future. (Megaman X5 is a good example.) Not only does it confuses the fans, but shows the indecisiveness of the writing team. The only good reason to have multiple endings would be if it was the final game or one-shot games. Plus, in this particular series, I don’t think it shows Sam in a good light. Let's say Max Alternative didn't come and if Sam was able to, he would attach himself to any Max of past or future? The main theme of this season was people change for the better or worse. Maxes of the Past, Future, or even Max Alt are not his Max and especially since they never experienced ultimate sacrifice. I really wanted Sam Prime to commit suicide and have the Alternative Sam and Max from 102 come in their time machine. Then we would have to play as the Alternatives. That would have closed the story for the Primes (and not make Sam Prime seem so... superficial) and have a clean start with the “new” Sam and Max.
I do have to say, this is one beautiful game. (Too bad I couldn’t run it at full graphics.) The added textures, the shine, mist/smoke, and glow effects where nice icings on the cake. The character models and environments were well-done and impressive. My favorite room is The Cloning Chamber as it really did a wonderful job of showing space and depth. and my favorite model as the top of his hat shifts as he walks. The facial and action animations are by leaps and bounds over Season 2 and Season 1 hands down. I forgot what scene it was, but there was a time where Max was trying to keep his anger down by a twitching smile. Or how about the many times Sam used his eyebrows? Awesome sauce right there.
As much as I love the graphics, I don't understand why there was a grain filter in this season (other than for 302 as it was perfect for that episode). It certainly didn't make me feel like I "was in control" as The Narrator put it. To me, it made me feel the opposite, like I was watching a dream or movie. Not to mention, some people had a hard time loading the game with the added aesthetic. We were able to remove other added visuals (glow and extra textures), but not the grain filter? Very odd.
Everyone seems to love the music in this season. The only songs that stuck out for me were the intro/outro and the final boss puzzles in 304. I vaguely remember the theater music in 302. Other than that, I can’t see myself listening to this soundtrack since nothing is very memorable. I loved the soundtracks of Season 1 and 2 since they had many varied music styles (though most songs were strong with jazz, which is a good point to me). I also stress, the previous seasons had lyrical music! It really showed off how talented Jared Emerson-Johnson is (making me forget Peter McConnell, for shame on me!).
So that ends my short essay about Season 3. It was all beauty, but strayed too far from the original. I haven't been this disappointed since the last season of 'Ed Edd n Eddy' (which I think suffer similar faults). On a personal note, it really hurt me as I can’t stop thinking how disappointing it was and it just added to life’s problems I had to go though last month. (When it rains, it pours. It’s never just a mildly cloudy with light showers…) I really wanted to get this off my chest (and I hope it would release some pressure off me), so I wrote this. Sorry if I rambled a lot and thank anyone who actually read it...
You can now give me my D- and "See me after class" note.