Ideas for dialouge

[guybrush20X6]

Strong Bad: This is way better than the card games where I come from
(Flashback to Strong Bad asleep at the table while Strong Sad, Homestar and Homsar play some sort of Magic: The Gathering game)
Strong Sad: Homestar, your move.
Homestar: I choose: Baltimow Avenue!
Strong Sad: Umm... Homestar I think you've got the game mixed up with Monopoly again.
Homestar: Soooo... Do I get 200 dollews for passing go?
Strong Sad: Why don't you draw a new card from the deck?
(Homestar picks up an obviously hand writen card that sayss "go and bug Marzipan for a while")
Homestar: Wight away!
(Leaves)

[DJSmartyP]

"I'm Max, mighty....oh wait..."

[guybrush20X6]

Max: I got my $10,000 from the US treasury. Where did you get yours?
Heavy: Job pays very good. After all it costs $400,000 dollars to fire my weapon-
Tycho: For twelve seconds. We heard you the first time. I got my money for taking part in a rather disturbing averisment campain.
(Tycho holds up a poster with him hoding a glass of fruit juice which reads F---- F---er brand smothies: It's F---ing nutrisious)
Max: Where did you get yours SB?
Strong Bad: I, uh, recived it from all the hot celebrities that are totally waiting at mmy place right now.
Tycho: In the same way that Gabe "totally" set up a unicorn farm?
Strong Bad: Shut up! (to himself) and I thought Stong Sad was bad enough.
Caption: Meanwhile...
(Gabe in a field with dozens of unicorns)
Gabe: This rocks.

[StrongBrush1]

Regular Shtick:
Max: Asks people for law ideas.
Strong Bad: Asks people what their favorite videogame is.
Tycho: Asks people how they like their job.
Heavy: Asks obvious questions that never get answered.

[Sir Pantalones]

Max: So where do you keep that huge gun anyway?
Heavy: Is not your damn business, puny bunny man.
Max: Oh, I feel you, brother.

Or something, I'm not gonna try and get their personalities right. But I'm actually more curious to where Heavy stores his gun than where Max has his.

[StrongBrush1]

Originally Posted by Sir Pantalones

Or something, I'm not gonna try and get their personalities right. But I'm actually more curious to where Heavy stores his gun than where Max has his.

Another question: How did they get them through security?

[koiboi59]

Originally Posted by StrongBrush1

Another question: How did they get them through security?

i wouldn't think they would go high budget in security (like they probably have strong sad as guard). even if they have a good security i don't think it would do any good. in fact i think they don't have security anymore for insurance reasons.

[Trogdorman]

Strong Bad: Alright Bunny M'n!! Prepare to enter: (Lays out 4 jacks) THE JACKSHANK REDEMPTION!!!!!!

Max: Touche' Strong Bad. But a lagamorph always has (Lays out 4 aces) 4 ACES UP HIS SLEEVES!!!!!!!

Strong Bad: 4 ACES?!?!?!!? WHAT THE CRAP?!?!!? Where'd you keep 4 aces?!?!

Max: ...From my sleeves.

Strong Bad: you're naked! Where do you keep your sleeves?

Max: ..That...is none of your damn business Strong Bad.

[StrongBrush1]

Will actually posted an actual quote:

Originally Posted by Jake

All the voice has been recorded and it sounds good Hearing the Heavy and Strong Bad talk to each other is a weird and hilarious thing. "Tiny Heavy is disgrace to Heavy."

[StinkomanFan]

Max: Oooh look, a gorilla escaped again!
Heavy: Bunny man best stop or I'll be using Sasha.

....Yes, I suck at witty banter

[StrongBrush1]

Tycho: So, Heavy. What do you do for a living?
Heavy: I live at Gravelpit. I stand on giant mount outside Red Base and shoot at Blu team until chunks of baby men lie everywhere. What about you?
Tycho: I sit around on my ass and play video games.
Heavy: Yikes! You are dangerous!

[koiboi59]

i suck at coming up with stuff so i'll give u guys inspiration: tycho and strong bad fighting. whoever comes up with the funniest gets cake.

[StrongBrush1]

Tycho: I hate you.
Strong Bad: I despise you.
Tycho: I loathe you.
Strong: I abhor you.
Tycho: Uhhhh... DAMN! I can't think of any more.
Strong Bad: Yes! I win! Thank you, hidden thesaurus that I always keep in my pants for some strange reason!

[Strog Bad zawesomeness]

(Strong Bad gets a flush)
Tycho: Yes I got a flush
Strong Bad: More like a flush down the toilet
Tycho: You're one to talk
Strong Bad: Hey I was trying to turn into a monster

If you don't get the joke look at the sbemail unnatural disasters

[Alcoremortis]

Originally Posted by StrongBrush1

Tycho: So, Heavy. What do you do for a living?
Heavy: I live at Gravelpit. I stand on giant mount outside Red Base and shoot at Blu team until chunks of baby men lie everywhere. What about you?
Tycho: I sit around on my ass and play video games.
Heavy: Yikes! You are dangerous!

This conversation brings to mind a rather interesting point. In the Penny Arcade comic, Tycho plays TF2. As the medic (usually). Hmmm....

I probably shouldn't dwell on this too long or my head will explode.

[doggans]

Originally Posted by StrongBrush1

Tycho: I hate you.
Strong Bad: I despise you.
Tycho: I loathe you.
Strong: I abhor you.
Tycho: Uhhhh... DAMN! I can't think of any more.
Strong Bad: Yes! I win!

I find it unlikely that Tycho, with his pretentious vocabulary, would run out of synonyms for "hate" faster than Strong Bad. Tycho would go into longer and longer words, and Strong Bad would have to start making words up.

[/nitpicky fanboy]

[koiboi59]

ok my bad imagination has come up with one.

Strong bad: read em' and weep boys. pair of abdi's. i mean aces.
Tycho: ha, i got a straight!
Strong bad: *chuckles*
Tycho: whats that supposed to mean?
Strong bad:nothing, nothing. *mumblings*ostriches *more mumbling*

[StrongBrush1]

Heavy: I have winning hand!
Tycho: Oh, yeah?
Heavy: Yes, I keep it in pocket.
Tycho: You're admitting to bringing extra cards?
Heavy: No, just extra hand. (pulls disembodied hand of Spy out of his pocket) See?
Strong Bad: (grossed out) *urk* Well, there goes my lunch.
Max: (scared) Right hand, did I ever tell you how much I appreciate you?
Tycho: (also grossed out) I wish I had a hat so I could vomit in it.

[StrongBrush1]

Just a post of resurrection.

Intro to Game:

Epic Music.
Heavy walks in holding Sasha.
Max walks in holding Luger.
Strong Bad comes in with Dangeresque Glasses and his Nunchuck Gun.
Tycho walks in holding his FF200.
They all sit at the table.
(pause)
Strong Bad: All right, guys, you've all played the tutorial before, so you know how this works. I better win this time, because there's no quicker way to turn off the hotties than being a terrible poker player man.
(Flash card appears. Name: Strong Bad. Home: Free Country, USA. Most Valuable Item (MVI):The Cheat.)
Max: I'm ready. Flint Paper once told me that bad cards are no reason to get beaten by a buncha humps. (Flash card. Name: Max. Home: New York. MVI: Luger)
Heavy: You will be beaten. Best strategy against Heavy Weapons Guy? Do NOT bet against Heavy Weapons Guy. (Flash card. Name: Heavy. Home: Gravelpit. MVI: Sasha the Minigun.)
Tycho: You better be careful. My first response to an inveterate raiser is to shove chips down their throat until they **** like a slot machine. (Flash Card. Name: Tycho Brahe. Home: Seattle. MVI: Div the Div-X Player)
Strong Bad: Alright, Dealer man. Throw those cards at us.

[BiggerJ]

Tycho: Remind me, Max. Are you the Max who died forever?
Max (seductively): Would you like me to be dead?
Tycho: ...The prospect is now vaguely tempting.

Max: I can't help but wonder if I'm the only one who's made to kiss guys in fanfics. Those writers have no idea what Sam's breath is like.
Tycho: I have read descriptions of parts of Gabe I had previously only assumed to exist.
Heavy: WHY WOULD I BE LOVEY-LOVEY WITH MEDIC? HE IS LOUSY KISSER! ...Is what I have been hearing...
Strong Bad (somehow doing a traumatized thousand-mile stare): Senor. Cardgage. There are no words. Oh wait, yes there are. JIBBLIE JIBBLIE JIBBLIE! (teleports rapidly)