>> ok i have all 4 figures, what now?
we have to do the exorcism... remember the instructions?
we need to place the 4 figures around a magnetic pole... know of one?
there is something magnetic in the workshop
SOLUTION:
place the 4 figures around the magnetic north pole
now just play the record... there is a player nearby
>> the record is skipping, how am i supposed to know what to say?
it dont matter... the instructions say that we need to sing the song using personal detals of the demon
how do i learn personal details about the demon?
well most people just go dumpster diving and steal your personal papers you threw out... but we need to figure something else out
be a detective, look around the workshop... you should be able to find out about the demon
i see the box of goo... that must be how it got here and it tells where it came from too
how do i find out its name and its favorite game?
know of something you can play games on in the workshop?
check the elves computer
SOLUTION:
its a blob of goo... from lower manitoba... its favorite game is minesweeper.... and it is the shambling corperate presance from 105
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Act 4: Scrooged
>> ok so i need the spirits of christmas... where are they?
well there are only a few items in santas office you could not get to before, have a look around now that santa is gone
SOLUTION:
they are in the safe
ok so i need to make the spirits happy... how do i do that, and where did they go?
they are outside the workshop, talk to each and go through their portal to learn the sitation they want you to fix
>> how do i satisify the spirit of christmas present
we need to scare the bugs family away
by talking to them in the real world, you learn that they one respect and listen to one bug... their father
ok, but we know the father is gone, what now?
the bug will act like people if he is reminded of situations...
try siming you gun at him... maybe the smell of gunpowder will set him off
nope, hmm... you talked to him, what is his most vivid memory of his fathers passing?
wasnt it the smell of bleach... know where we can get some bleach?
SOLUTION:
there is bleach in the yellow snow reclimation bin... grab a snow ball and use it on the bug in the dream world
>> how do i satisfy the ghost of christmas past?
we need to give past jimmy his boxing glove to give him a chance...
well present jummy has it... but i dont want to kill him to get it
we need someone else to talk him down...
like his wife
how do i get her out of the hole... she is hauled up in there
turning on the tv will make her think jimmy is slouching, and she will come out to scald him
ok, but i still nedd to catch her
we need some sort of trap... have you come across a rat trap yet?
no? well... maybe something else will do, something that traps rats
lke a maze?
SOLUTION:
there is a maze under the tree in the workshop, use it on the rat hole... then turn on the tv to trap her in it... then pick it up and use her on present jimmy
>> how do i satisify the ghost of christmas future
well this time you have to save yourselves
seems they need a way out... any ideas?
maybe they can use some sort of vehicle... and dont say the desoto... thank about it, that would trap present sam and max at the north pole (and i doubt the lava will do that paint job much good)
we can use the sleigh then
well we cant push it... and it is low on fuel
so we need to get some fuel then.... how?
it runs on coal... know of something that can give you some coal?
check santas office...
the stocking stuffer can fill a stocking with coal, but we need a bad persons stocking to stuff... any ideas?
well everyone sam and max knows is on the naughty list... but santa has one type of person he really hates
liars... do we know a bold faced liar?
stinky.... but how do we get her stockings?
well... talk to her, you may get a hint
her feet hurt? how can we use that?
remember what the gift choces were that you can give people?
one of them was a foot bath
SOLUTION:
go to the workshop and send a footbath to stinky... she will take her socks off and leave them on her counter... take one of them and put it in the stocking stuffer.... then use the coal filled stocking to fuel the sleigh
>> ok we got all 3 ghosts... now what?
SOLUTION:
well... use the spirit bottle on the corperate presence demon
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Act 5 (conclusion): Covering fire
santa still has that gun huh?
yep...
>> so what do we do?
we could just shoot him... but nah, thats too easy... and you would all complain if i just told you to do that... blah blah
ever watch tom and jerry? or road runner and wile-e-coyote?
ever hear of a ruth goldberg contraption?... ever play mouse trap?
starting to get an idea?
lets work it backwards... see something near him that could take him out?
yep... the flounder pounder... but we need to load it remotely
that cannon is a good source of ammo...
shoot the canon with your .44 to set a ball in play...
it just flys over the gift machine though.... out of my reach
well... put something in its way to bounce off of
press the gift computer to drop a box... shoot the cannon again
well now it bounces off of the trampoline, not nearly far enough across the room though
see anything that can carry it across the room?
that bomber looks it it will do... but the switch is all the way over there
um... shoot it? (not like any more bullet holes in this place can hurt)
try to stop the bomber over the trampolene... and see if you can get a cnnon ball to land on it...
got one? good... now start it again... and this time, try to stop it over the flounder punder... if you miss, try it agian
now enjoy the conclusion, shake your fist at the lack of a cliff hanger showing what is happening next episode... and have a merry *****ing christmas everyone
i may put together a play it again list in about a week or so, but if you guys have any... please feel free to post them here