Don't worry, someone PM'd me. Let nobody say I am not prompt with my responses!
Anyway, I looked at the program I had on my hard drive and thought "Need moar stuff!". So I tweaked it.
It now has a proper ToMI icon (that's too small for you to make out, boo), a 'Quit Menu' button and, the feature I'm most proud of,
it cycles between 5 different pieces of ToMI fan-art. Took me an hour to get working, but it was totally worth it.
Link!
To use: Place in your "Tales of Monkey Island" folder (Say, C:\Monkey Island\Tales of Monkey Island) and run. I highly suggest that you make a shortcut to the program on your desktop, but that's entirely optional.
Screenshot(s):
NOTE: I've just realized that you won't get the text in that font unless you have that exact font installed. It's Queen Empress, and it's free, but you'll have to Google for it. If you don't have that font installed, I believe it defaults to Times New Roman, which is fine, but not as pirate-like.
And to answer someone's question - I don't think it will work with the Steam versions, as I believe they're in different directories. If you can get me a list of where Steam installs the games, I'll tweak the menu for you. But really, you've got Steam - why would you need a custom menu?