Ideas for dialouge

[RingmasterJ5]

Originally Posted by StrongBrush1

STOP POSTING ALREADY!

QFT. When will Pepsi learn what copyright means?

[koiboi59]

Originally Posted by pepsiboy3

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Congratulations! You have won as (insert character here)!

You have now unlocked a new character!

(Options Below)
Max: First time: Sam, Second time: Guybrush Threepwood third time: super mario
Strong Bad: First Time: Homestar Runner, Second Time: Dank third time: stinkoman
Heavy: First Time: Scout, Second Time: Marty McFly third time: Saxton Hale
Tycho Brahe: First Time: John Gabriel, Second Time: Wallace third time: sonic the hedgehog

All Characters: First Time: Nelson Tethers, Second Time: Customizable Character


thats my idea.

You see pepsi, this is what we call copyright. you take something of someones (In this case Strongbrush's ideas) and you slightly tweak them or use them (Such as adding only 4 characters to it, 2 of which we told you to shut your mouth about, 1 which may just appear as a reference/easter egg but won't appear in the game, and one who i have no idea who the hell they are).

I have a feeling his attention span won't comprehend that so let me put in in a short, simple sentence, *ahem*: SHUT UP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[NameOfUser]

Either pepsi is astronomically stupid, or a troll. Considering he just blatantly stole someone's idea, I'm leaning towards the latter.

[RAnthonyMahan]

Originally Posted by NameOfUser

Either pepsi is astronomically stupid, or a troll. Considering he just blatantly stole someone's idea, I'm leaning towards the latter.

Never underestimate human stupidity. As likely as it is he's a troll, it's just as likely, maybe even more, that he's just very, very, very stupid.

Either way, something needs to be done about him.

[NameOfUser]

All right, I got a suggestion;

Tycho: All right heavy, your turn to call.
*Heavy sits stiffly in his seat, staring into space*
Strong Bad: Uhh... comrade? You feeling okay?
*Heavy remains stiff*
Max: well you gotta admit, he's got one hell of a pokerface.
*Heavy suddenly grins widely*
Heavy: POW! HAHA! HAHAHAHAHA! KEEP CRYING BABIES! *Head waves around erratically*
Tycho:... What the f***?
Heavy: POOTIS POOTIS POOTIS POOTIS POOTIS POOTIS POODISPENSOR HERE
*Heavy suddenly gets up from chair*
Strong Bad: Gaah! I think we broke him!
Heavy: SANDVITCH! SANDVITCH! SANDVITCH! SANDVITCH!
*Heavy's whole body flails about in a strange manner*
Max: He's possessed! Kill the demon! *Uses Luger to shoot Heavy in the head*
*Heavy falls down limp, revealing a Metrocop with a physgun behind him*
Metrocop: Uhhh.... bye.
*Metrocrop runs off.*
Max: ....what.... just happened?
Tycho: I think Heavy was just molested by a Garry's Mod mingebag.
Strong Bad: Uggh, poor guy. I don't want anyone besides attractive ladies putting their hands on me.
Max: I'm not as worried. No mingebag would dare screw with the President. I know where you all live.
*Heavy respawns and gets back up.*
Heavy: ARRRGH... WHAT HAPPEN?
Tycho: You... don't want to know.

[StrongBrush1]

Originally Posted by NameOfUser

All right, I got a suggestion;

Tycho: All right heavy, your turn to call.
*Heavy sits stiffly in his seat, staring into space*
Strong Bad: Uhh... comrade? You feeling okay?
*Heavy remains stiff*
Max: well you gotta admit, he's got one hell of a pokerface.
*Heavy suddenly grins widely*
Heavy: POW! HAHA! HAHAHAHAHA! KEEP CRYING BABIES! *Head waves around erratically*
Tycho:... What the f***?
Heavy: POOTIS POOTIS POOTIS POOTIS POOTIS POOTIS POODISPENSOR HERE
*Heavy suddenly gets up from chair*
Strong Bad: Gaah! I think we broke him!
Heavy: SANDVITCH! SANDVITCH! SANDVITCH! SANDVITCH!
*Heavy's whole body flails about in a strange manner*
Max: He's possessed! Kill the demon! *Uses Luger to shoot Heavy in the head*
*Heavy falls down limp, revealing a Metrocop with a physgun behind him*
Metrocop: Uhhh.... bye.
*Metrocrop runs off.*
Max: ....what.... just happened?
Tycho: I think Heavy was just molested by a Garry's Mod mingebag.
Strong Bad: Uggh, poor guy. I don't want anyone besides attractive ladies putting their hands on me.
Max: I'm not as worried. No mingebag would dare screw with the President. I know where you all live.
*Heavy respawns and gets back up.*
Heavy: ARRRGH... WHAT HAPPEN?
Tycho: You... don't want to know.

This would actually make a good G-Mod Video.

[guybrush20X6]

Tycho: You know Max, I still can't comprehend how you were elected president.
Max: It was a combination of my brilliant policies, my expertly manged campain, Nader stealing the votes and the fact my opponent was a massive marble robot intent on hypnotising the world.
Strong Bad: So what were your policies?
Max: Congress is to be disolved and replaced with a fleet of fully-armed assult mechs.
Strong Bad: Anyone who uses thier power to make robot armies gets my vote.
Heavy: Vat is bunny's policy on heavy weapons?
Max: The more, the merrier!
Heavy: Very goooood!
Tycho: And where do you stand on the issue of s****y movie tie-in games.
Max: I think Zelda 2 said it best: "When all else fails, use fire".

[Scnew]

Someone make pepsiboy stop posting. I keep reading it keeps making me astronomically dumber. I've already forgotten my own name! *sob*

[guybrush20X6]

After a month of great (and not so great) suggestions I decided to have a poll on how is best so here's how it works:

1. You can nominate 2 dialouge snippets and the 5-10 favourites move on to the next stage.
2. You cannot nominate your own ideas.
3. The 5-10 top ones are then put into a poll thread and then everyone votes on the winner
4. The winner gets... the satisfaction of knowing they're better than everyone else?

My nominations are
Strongbrush1

Max: Okay, I've been meaning to ask: Does everyone here have a sidekick? All I've been thinking about since I left New york has been "What's Sam up to."
(Cut to Sam, in a close-up)
Sam: I wonder what Max is up to. (Zoom out. Sam is defending himself from ninja cats) BACK, foul beasts! BACK, I say!
(Back to table)
Strong Bad: You're not the only one, man. I hope Homestar's okay.
(Cut to Homestar. He is tied up above a tank of water.)
Homestar: Strong Bad? Little Help? I'm still trying to get out of this Houdini-ma-tron. Stro' Bro'?
(Back to table)
Heavy: Ah, How I long to be back at Gravelpit killing the tiny Blu baby men. I wonder how The Team is doing without me.
(Cut to Gravelpit.)
Robo-Heavy: I am Heavy Weapons Guy. This is my weapon.
Scout: You're right, hardhat. It DOES sound like the real thing.
Engineer: I thought so. It better work, though. We've got Company! (Bullets shoot at the team.)
(Cut Back to table)
Tycho: I'm worried about Gabe. Who knows what kind of wierd stuff he does when I'm not there.
(Cut to Gabe)
Gabe: Looks like the coast is clear. (Takes copy of Metroid Other M and puts it in his pants.) Mmmmmm...
(Cut back to table)
Max: Eh, they probably just wait for us to get back.
Strong Bad: Yep. Uh-huh.
Heavy: Agreed.
Tycho. Yeah. That's it.

and Bigger J

Tycho: So, Max, I suppose you're contractually forbidden for eternity to talk about the cancelled Freelance Police game...
Max: There's an entire chapter where I'm on fire! And yes.
Tycho: ...Well played, you magnificent bastard.

[koiboi59]

the very last cutscene at the end of the credits that tells us about the sequel.

Strong bad is at his house.

strong bad: Hey guys? guys i lost, but i didn't lose the cheat! he gnawed on The Player's arm and escaped!
strong mad: *the cheat leaps into strong mads arms* YAY!!!!!!!!!
strong sad: so should we celebrate or something?
strong bad: Heck yeah! Oh, also someone left this package for me, i don't know what it is.
strong sad: well go ahead and open it.
strong bad opens it revealing a fruit fucker, it immediately leaps at strong sad.
strong sad: ahhh, get it off.
strong mad: holy crap! *runs out of the house still carrying the cheat*
strong bad: uh oh! uh oh! uh calm down double s!
*strong sad at this point he is a bloody mess*
*strong bad quickly uses the luger on the fruit fucker, the fruit fucker's eyes go dim, and it falls over*
strong bad: i wonder who would want me dead. i think i better-
?????: *off screen* i don't think so!
strong bad: what the? *turns around*
*we hear screaming and some gunshots and then the logo comes up for murder at the inventory*

yeah, i know it sucks, but i just wanted to get my ideas down. you guys feel free to edit it.

i vote strongbrush1's "what are the others up to"

[StrongBrush1]

Originally Posted by seibert999

i vote strongbrush1's "what are the others up to"

Thank you for your support, citizen.

*Psst. Meet me in the ObviousCave at 9:00.*

Originally Posted by StrongBrush1

Thank you for your support, citizen.

*Psst. Meet me in the ObviousCave at 9:00.*

thanks for blurting our secret lair out

[koiboi59]

YES NOW I KNOW WHERE TO PUT THE BOMB!

but yeah, yours was pretty good. i also found trogdorman's very funny.

Originally Posted by Trogdorman

Strong Bad: Alright Bunny M'n!! Prepare to enter: (Lays out 4 jacks) THE JACKSHANK REDEMPTION!!!!!!

Max: Touche' Strong Bad. But a lagamorph always has (Lays out 4 aces) 4 ACES UP HIS SLEEVES!!!!!!!

Strong Bad: 4 ACES?!?!?!!? WHAT THE CRAP?!?!!? Where'd you keep 4 aces?!?!

Max: ...From my sleeves.

Strong Bad: you're naked! Where do you keep your sleeves?

Max: ..That...is none of your damn business Strong Bad.

[StrongBrush1]

Originally Posted by koiboi59

YES NOW I KNOW WHERE TO PUT THE BOMB!

but yeah, yours was pretty good. i also found trogdorman's very funny.

We didn't give you the location of the ObviousCave, did we.

But thanks.

[koiboi59]

Originally Posted by StrongBrush1

We didn't give you the location of the ObviousCave, did we.

But thanks.

well i happen to have one of them yellow page books and theres only to "obvious caves in the whole world". although i only have one bomb. hmmm...

[isco]

Back on-topic:

SB (to heavy): Hey now that were somewhat like brothers since you keep calling me "Leetle Heavy" (whic I STILL don't know what you mean by that) does that mean when this is over... I get to move to the land of Team Fortress?!
H: Uhhhhh... Let me see with my team. *calls team.
(engie picks up): Hello?
H: Leetle heavy wants to join team.
E: Uhhh... did e fill out the respawn waiver?
H: Er.... no.
E: I'll wait til ya do but can you hurry it up were in kind of a problem.
H (holding the waiver): HERSIGNTHIS
SB: Uhhhh... ok?
H (with signed paper) (to Engie): He signed it! can he join team nao?
E: He wouldn't happen to have his own weapons would he?
H *borrowing from one poster's idea: He has leetle Natacha.
E: Good enough!

[pepsiboy3]

strongbad: ah screw this i going to play some games
max: err what games
strongbad: videlectrix games
heavy: SHOW AT ME!!!
{strongbad picks up a Compy Compé, laptop, of course the Compé. The Compé's logo fades in and a shine appears in the background. The logo then retracts itself and fades out, at which point the screen is replaced with a desktop. The wallpaper is a blurry, slightly pixelated shot of grass. There is a single icon on the top-left corner of the desktop: a pixelated image of Strong Bad's head in an envelope, titled "sbemail.exe" and "Peasant'sQuest.exe" A pixelated cursor is seen on the screen, double-clicks on the Peasant'sQuest.exe icon}

strongbad: {strongbad shows sam, heavy and tycho} here.

{A still Videlectrix logo with the Mascot appearing on a gray screen. The Cheat in a Tire falls down to the middle of the screen, running over the Mascot. He gives the 'OK' signal, pleasent quest tittle apperes}

tycho: thats a S***Y game i ever seen

max: ok ok lets watch

otis as narrator: {reading the words on screen} 12 HOURS LATER.

{at max and heavy crying at the chair they watch it when trogdor burns Rather Dashing}

max: {crying}

heavy: {crying} Uwaaaaaaah!

tycho: {ANGRY} ITS JUST A F****NG VIDEO GAME

strong bad: don't worry they are just weird after all

{porker night invetory boxart apperes}

narrator: {reading the words on screen} get your own porker night for just $2.99 at gamestop

{gamestop logo apperes}

narrator: gamestop power to the players {coin sound}

ANNOUNCER: {voiceover} rated E to M

[koiboi59]

You know what? I'm going to be nice and not spam infults and instead fix it!

Originally Posted by pepsiboy3

Strong bad: *after losing with a good hand (like he has 6,7,8,9,10 straight flush and he loses to a higher straight flush) Ah screw this crap, I'm gonna go play some GOOD games.
max: err what games?
strong bad: Videlectrix games!
heavy: Uh what eez dat?
Strong bad: Well let me show you guys. Good thing I swiped strong sad's new laptop bub's sold him. *picks up REALLY old looking computer and puts in the peasant's quest diskette. Turns it to the others.* Here, take a look.
*totally plays the Peasant's Quest Videlectrix intro and not the awesome cross intro which would have absolutely no purpose or relevance to be used in this scene!*
tycho: this looks like ****
max: Don't shoot him down tycho, i wanna see a dragon die!
heavy: Killing eez good!
tycho: Fine whatever.
*We see just a black screen that says 2 hours later with some elevator music in the background, and there are no nickolodeon characters are narrating it!*
*Also at this point max and heavy left to go on shooting spree*
tycho: So what was the point of that?
strong bad: What do you mean?
tycho: I mean, he just dies. From a sucky dragon.
strong bad: Hey man trogdor is awesome!
tycho: It's just a sucky video game. i don't see why you bought it. It seems like a waste of mo- *at this point strong bad leaped at him and he starts pummeling him*

Well I tried. It's really hard when he posts such unfunny stuff. Especially since half of it was useless (the very idea of it being a gamestop commercial), irrelevant (seriously, why did he put the awesome cross intro instead of the peasant's quest intro?), and false (The heavy kills people for a living and also works beside a fire-wielding maniac while max is psychotic and enjoys killing, I don't think either cries about death) So how bad was my attempt?

[pepsiboy3]

well koiboi59 did you heard of gamespot?