Ideas for dialouge

[RingmasterJ5]

Originally Posted by pepsiboy3

well koiboi59 did you heard of gamespot?

What does that awful site have to do with anything?

[Scnew]

Originally Posted by pepsiboy3

strongbad: Ah screw this i going to play some games
max: Err what games
strongbad: Videlectrix games
heavy: Show at me!!!
{strongbad picks up a compy compé, laptop, of course the compé. The compé's logo fades in and a shine appears in the background. The logo then retracts itself and fades out, at which point the screen is replaced with a desktop. The wallpaper is a blurry, slightly pixelated shot of grass. There is a single icon on the top-left corner of the desktop: A pixelated image of strong bad's head in an envelope, titled "sbemail.exe" and "peasant'squest.exe" a pixelated cursor is seen on the screen, double-clicks on the peasant'squest.exe icon}

strongbad: {strongbad shows sam, heavy and tycho} here.

{a still videlectrix logo with the mascot appearing on a gray screen. The cheat in a tire falls down to the middle of the screen, running over the mascot. He gives the 'ok' signal, pleasent quest tittle apperes}

tycho: Thats a s***y game i ever seen

max: Ok ok lets watch

otis as narrator: {reading the words on screen} 12 hours later.

{at max and heavy crying at the chair they watch it when trogdor burns rather dashing}

max: {crying}

heavy: {crying} uwaaaaaaah!

Tycho: {angry} its just a f****ng video game

strong bad: Don't worry they are just weird after all

{porker night invetory boxart apperes}

narrator: {reading the words on screen} get your own porker night for just $2.99 at gamestop

{gamestop logo apperes}

narrator: Gamestop power to the players {coin sound}

announcer: {voiceover} rated e to m

what are you?!

[pepsiboy3]

Originally Posted by Scnew

what are you?!

first word im a gamer i know anything

second you don't have to shout with large words in it

[RingmasterJ5]

Originally Posted by pepsiboy3

First, I'm a gamer. I know nothing.

Second, you don't have to shout.

Translation.

[koiboi59]

Originally Posted by pepsiboy3

First, I'm a noob, I know nothing of the real world

Second you don't have to type with all caps.

better translated.

[RAnthonyMahan]

Just ignore pepsiboy. Seriously. He's either a troll who doesn't deserve the satisfaction of a response, or a severely misinformed 11-year-old who needs to learn how to post properly.

[NameOfUser]

Either way, I think koiboi59 has the right idea. It is far less aggravating to simply fix pepsiboy3's posts than try to argue or make sense with him.

[Strog Bad zawesomeness]

Does pepsiboy know this game is called Poker Night at the inventory not Porker Night at the Inventory

[guybrush20X6]

Can we get back on topic? There a competition going on here.

Originally Posted by RAnthonyMahan

Just ignore pepsiboy. Seriously. He's either a troll who doesn't deserve the satisfaction of a response, or a severely misinformed 11-year-old who needs to learn how to post properly.

i think you are thinking of me there at that 11-year old thing

[koiboi59]

Originally Posted by seibert999

i think you are thinking of me there

no, we're thinking of you times two which then forms into the most malevolent and idiotic thing telltale has ever allowed on the forms. Ok lets just end this now and forever. Now someone come up with something cause I'm out of ideas right now.

[StrongBrush1]

Originally Posted by seibert999

i think you are thinking of me there

No, you're just the latter half of that statement.

[NameOfUser]

I would like to redeem this thread with the following suggestion.

Strong Bad: Yo, my Russian friend, where can I get a gun like that?
Heavy: IZ MY GUN, YOU CANNOT HAVE IT!!
Tycho: I think he means, where did you buy it?
Heavy: OH. I BUY FROM MANN CO. IZ VERY EXPENSIZE. IT COSTS FOUR-HUNDRED -
Tycho: Four Hundred thousand dollars to fire this weapon for twelve seconds. You told us like a thousand times.
Max: Now is not a good time to mock the guy with the minigun.
Strong Bad: Mann Co, eh? I wonder if Bubs stocks any of his junk. What else could I get?
HEAVY: OH, THEY MAKE EVERYTHING, LIKE SANDVITCH, CAMERA BEARD, JARATE...
Strong Bad: Ooooh, a camera beard. I can spy on Strong Sad and have a manly beard at the same time.
Max: wait, what's Jarate?
Strong Bad: Isn't that the jar of whoozit?
Heavy: YES, SNIPER THROWS IT AT BAD GUYS AND THEY GET COVERED IN IT.
Strong Bad: ..... jibblyjibblyjibblyjibblyjibbly......

[NameOfUser]

Got another one.

Heavy: SO, LEETLE HEAVY, WHY YOU ALWAYS WEAR MASK?
Strong Bad: Oh, it's not a mask. Itsa mah face.
Max: Really, I figured you were some kinda masked wrestler.
Strong Bad: Well, when I'm not answering emails, ruling StrongBadia, or Kicking The Cheat, I do moonlight as a semi-pro wrestlem'n. All the ladies love the Strong Bad.
Tycho: I liked you better when you were poorly animated and had a thick accent. At least you vaguely resembled an actual wrestler then.
Strong Bad: Except Homestar was the star of the show back then, and I was cast as a two-bit villain before my triumphant ascension to the top.
Tycho: Exactly. And he's the one with the girl, not you.
Strong Bad: Oh, that's it! When this game is over, Imma gonna through a brick at your smug face and then we'll see who can get the girl.
Heavy: YOU TELL HIM, LEETLE HEAVY!
Tycho: I'm taking your mask and boxing gloves as souvenirs, and I don't care if they're not supposed to come off.
Heavy: IZ POSSIBLE, SOME MY FRIENDS WEAR RABBIT HEADS AS HATS.
Max:..... what did you say?

[Sausy Gibbon]

Originally Posted by Strog Bad zawesomeness

Does pepsiboy know this game is called Poker Night at the inventory not Porker Night at the Inventory

He's right, the games about speed dating with fat chicks.

[koiboi59]

Originally Posted by NameOfUser

Got another one.

Heavy: SO, LEETLE HEAVY, WHY YOU ALWAYS WEAR MASK?
Strong Bad: Oh, it's not a mask. Itsa mah face.
Max: Really, I figured you were some kinda masked wrestler.
Strong Bad: Well, when I'm not answering emails, ruling StrongBadia, or Kicking The Cheat, I do moonlight as a semi-pro wrestlem'n. All the ladies love the Strong Bad.
Tycho: I liked you better when you were poorly animated and had a thick accent. At least you vaguely resembled an actual wrestler then.
Strong Bad: Except Homestar was the star of the show back then, and I was cast as a two-bit villain before my triumphant ascension to the top.
Tycho: Exactly. And he's the one with the girl, not you.
Strong Bad: Oh, that's it! When this game is over, Imma gonna through a brick at your smug face and then we'll see who can get the girl.
Heavy: YOU TELL HIM, LEETLE HEAVY!
Tycho: I'm taking your mask and boxing gloves as souvenirs, and I don't care if they're not supposed to come off.
Heavy: IZ POSSIBLE, SOME MY FRIENDS WEAR RABBIT HEADS AS HATS.
Max:..... what did you say?

I just wanna say that heavy does not always shout, so not every sentence heavy says has to be all caps. Other then that it seems good.

[pepsiboy3]

Originally Posted by RingmasterJ5

Translation.

I'M NOT A JAPAN, FRANCE, OR SOMTHING

[The Gentleman]

Originally Posted by pepsiboy3

I'M NOT A JAPAN, FRANCE, OR SOMTHING

Yes, but your grammar is atrocious my friend.

[doggans]

Originally Posted by pepsiboy3

I'M NOT A JAPAN, FRANCE, OR SOMTHING

Is that the new Christine O'Donnell campaign ad?

[NameOfUser]

Originally Posted by pepsiboy3

I am not a non-native English speaker, and I am very mad.

Fixed.