Ideas for dialouge

[Strongsadioware]

Characters losing item rounds:

Heavy: I lose?! No! This can't be! Goodbye, my love.
Strong Bad: Wow, I feel bad for ya, man.
Heavy: It vill be fine. She vas unfaithful, anyway. But I will be back, comrades. With more money. And poker playing skills. As you say in your country, "peace".

Tycho: Wait, I lost? Ohhhhh sunnuvabitch. Welp, I'm dead.
Max: You're just losing a watch with some old ass video game character on it. What's there to die about?
Tycho: Well, see, my roommate really wanted this watch-
Strong Bad: -so badly, he'd brutally murdered you for it?
Tycho: Huh, that's a pretty damn accurate guess. How'd you know that?
Strong Bad: Ohhhhh, no reason.
*zoom into Lappy under the table, showing a penny arcade comic*
Tycho: Well, I'm off. If I show up in a box tomorrow, don't worry. I'll get better.

Max: Well, jeez. I lost. Great, I have no weapon and Sam has no badge.
Heavy: Couldn't leetle bunny just kill with hands?
*zoom into max's face, surprised and then happy*
Max: Ohhhhhh yesssssss. See you guys tomorrow. I'm gonna go get my hands dirty.
Tycho: Wait, what will you do about the badge?
Max: Don't know, don't care.
Tycho: But-
Max: DON'T. CARE.

Strong Bad: Awwww, what the crap?! I thought I TOTALLY had the winning hand!
Tycho: It's not really a major loss, is it?
Strong Bad: What's that supposed to mean?
Tycho: I mean, one, the sunglasses aren't yours. Two, it's a pair of FUCKING SUNGLASSES. I could get 15 pairs of those same sunglasses by just taking a shit and exchanging it to Wal-Mart.
Strong Bad: Man, you never know when you need a pair of sunglasses. Like, um...when the sun is hot. And uh...when the sun is hot.
Tycho: Yeah, nice excuses.
Strong Bad: Whatever. See you guys later.

[Gman5852]

Originally Posted by Gman5852

Heavy:man sandvich makes me thirsty
Strong Bad: here man try this
*takes out banang*
Max:*Shoots banang out of strong bad's hand*
Tycho:Why would do that?
Max:That's none of your damn buisness.

Originally Posted by guybrush20X6

I wonder if there will be a Banang gag in this...

There you go.
And probably.

Heavy:ENTIRE TEAM IS BABIES
Max:Who told you of the rubber pants commandos?

[koiboi59]

Originally Posted by Gman5852

There you go.
And probably.

Heavy:ENTIRE TEAM IS BABIES
Max:Who told you of the rubber pants commandos?

Isn't their leader a monkey though?

[Gman5852]

Originally Posted by koiboi59

Isn't their leader a monkey though?

but the rest of the team members are babies which work well

Max:hey uh you guys ill fold and just look into these goggles
Wheel:FUTURE VISION
Strong bad:Wait what?
Heavy:HACKS
Tycho:Wow I mean what the fuck do you think of us, we don't fucking hear that piece of shit wheel that goes off every fucking time you use one of your shitty powers!
Max:Oh I thought those were just the voices in my head. No shut up voices they will believe it.
Strong Bad: uhhhh so anyway i fold.

heh I did the censor or noncensor thing like poker night.

[Moob22]

Heavy cleans up at the table
Heavy: Hahaha babies lose their tiny chips.
Tycho: Laugh it up baldie.

[OttersPod]

Originally Posted by moob22

tycho: Laugh it up baldie.

Why am I so bald?!?!?!

lawlz :B

[guybrush20X6]

Now thar the games out post ideas for dialogue you want to be in the game.

Strong Bad: I couldn't bring cash tonight but I do have this thing I've been trying to get rid of. {takes out jibblies painting}
Painting: Come on in here!
{Everyone minus Max start shaking uncontrolably and jibbling}
{Max throws the painting away}
{Everyone stops shaking}
Strong Bad: I'm guessing thats a big no on that one. How about Homewad's glasses then?

Tycho: Hey Strong Bad, why are you so bald?
Strong Bad: Look who's talking!
Tycho: Huh?

[crfh]

*Tycho goes into one of his rants full of complicated words*

Max: Uuuuugh! You know I take this from Sam, because he's my BFF, but what are YOU?

Tycho: Cultivated?

*Max falls down*

[guybrush20X6]

If Homestar wa a player and bets "The Homestarmy Standard Issue" (Orange Bowl [Soldier hat] and wooden spoon [shovel replacement])

Homestar: Oh cwap! I alweady spent my money on a buncha wirless extention cowds fwom Bubs.
Tycho: I was going to ask "how did you fall for that one" but then I remembered who we're talking about here.
Homestar: I have no choice. I am going to put my position of Colen-el of the Homestawmy on the line. {Puts bowl on head an spoon on table}
Winslow: Well..
Homestar: Or I could bet the showt off my back. {starts removing shirt}
Winslow: NO! The er... helmet and weapon will be fine. Whoever knocks Homestar out wins the position of commander of the Homestarmy.

[StrongBrush1]

Originally Posted by guybrush20X6

If Homestar wa a player and bets "The Homestarmy Standard Issue" (Orange Bowl [Soldier hat] and wooden spoon [shovel replacement])

Homestar: Oh cwap! I alweady spent my money on a buncha wirless extention cowds fwom Bubs.
Gabe: I was going to ask "how did you fall for that one" but then I remembered who we're talking about here.
Homestar: I have no choice. I am going to put my position of Colen-el of the Homestawmy on the line. {Puts bowl on head an spoon on table}
Winslow: Well..
Homestar: Or I could bet the showt off my back. {starts removing shirt}
Winslow: NO! The er... helmet and weapon will be fine. Whoever knocks Homestar out wins the position of commander of the Homestarmy.

I fixed it to make it the sidekicks edition.

Here's Sam's:

Sam: Aw, fudge nuts! I forgot that I'm short on cash, what with Max's recent unexpected craving for cockroaches.
Homestar: I ate a cockwoach once. But then Mawzipan made me spit it out.
Sam: Looks like I'm gonna have to bet my revolver. Good thing I have two of these.
Winslow: Very well, then. The person who can eliminate Sam will receive a revolver.

[guybrush20X6]

Sidekick's edition: Gabe's bet

Gabe: I don't have any cash. I was on the Mann Co. store last night and well... Looks like I have to bet {dramatic pause} this.
{Draws the cardboard tube complete with "draw sword" sound effect}
Homestar: Sewiously? A cordbowd tube?
Gabe: Not just any cardboard tube. {hands medic a melon} Hold this for me doc.
{Gabe then proceds to slice the melon into tiny cubes with a flurry of slashes}
Medic: {enthusiasticlly} Tell me it has the same effect on human flesh!
Gabe: And bone.
Winslow: Very well then. The one to eliminate Gabe gets the cardboard tube of the Cardboard Tube Samuri.

[Kayube]

Strong Bad (to Tycho): Light bloom, floating point frame buffers, volumetric effects, high dynamic range rendering...

Not sure what the rest of the conversation would be, but there really should have been more references to the web comics e-mail.

[guybrush20X6]

A NSFW suggestion

Heavy: Yesterday Egineer talks me into going on internet to check th RED website, then Scout suggests I check the "Not Safe For Weaklings" fan art.
Tycho: Uh Heavy, thats not what NSFW stands for.
Heavy: I know that now. {Shudders} Nithing but drawings of me kissing scout and pyro.
Tycho: Yeah, Rule 34 is a bitch.
Strong Bad: Rule thirty-what?
Tycho: Rule 34 of the internet: If it exists there is pornographic fan-art of it somewhere.
Strong Bad: You mean there's naked pictures of the babliens form the limozeen cartoon.
Tycho: Yup.
Strong Bad: Of me?
Tycho: No exceptions.
Strong Bad: {Looking uneasy} Of the Poopsmith?
Tycho: I said no exceptions, danmit!
Stong Bad: Of... {shudders} Jibbliejibbliehibbile
Tycho: {Slides his iPhone over to Strong Bad with a devious smile} Why don't you check this out?
{Strong Bad looks at it and then breaks out in the jibblies big-time}
{Max picks up phone}
Max: Strong Bad and Homsar?! Tycho, do you keep this on your phone all the time?
Tycho: No I just thought to myself "What if I need to tramatize someone tonight" and then sought out the most distrubing thing on the web.
Heavy: The Internet is too creepy. I'll stick to Playboy.

[pepsiboy3]

Originally Posted by guybrush20X6

A couple of ideas for other characters from the series chatting in the background:

Bubs: -and then I said "Alls I gots left is this $32 napkin" and the dummy buys it.
Bosco: A fresh napkin? I sold a snotty rag for ONE BILLION DOLLARS!
Bubs: We have GOT to talk!

Frank: I'm sick of all these kids and their "Star Wars" games. How about they try seeing their unit explode into chunky salsa and watch their own kidneys being removed in the field hospital.
Soldier: Finally, a man who talks some sence.

SOOOOOOLLLLLDIIIIIIIIIIEEEERRRRRRRRR!!!

<3

man they always at the inventory NOT!!! XD just 8 pepole

[RingmasterJ5]

Translation:

Originally Posted by pepsiboy3

Soldier! <3

Man, they always are at the Inventory, aren't they? Nope, just 4 people are there.

[Scrander]

If somehow we could get Francis on here, he'd probably bet:

Francis: Well, uh, you all know my affinity for things that are cool. And...I think vests are really cool. So here, have a vest.
Sam: Is it bulletproof per chance?
Francis: Are you dense?! This 100% leather vest IS bulletproof. I mean, there's a slight scuff in the collar from three consecutive bar fights in a row, but hey, no bullets!
Winslow: It is settled, then! The player who eliminates Francis from play will receive a bullet-free vest.
Francis: Hey, watch where you're pointing that thing, beefhead!
Sam: [puts away gun] Sorry, but I'm kinda irked that it isn't more battle-damaged than it is.

[pepsiboy3]

Tycho: {quitly} happy mario 25th a

Heavy: {overlapping tycho, shout out} WHAT?!

Max: i think is mario's birthday

Strong bad: man is so long i was write

{Cut to a Teen Girl Squad scene with the slower version of the TGS music. Cheerleader and So and So are wearing towels. What's Her Face is wearing her regular clothes. The Ugly One is dressed like a mummy in a sarcophagus. Daphne is there too, wearing a towel with "Daph" written on it.}

DAPHNE: Hey gals! you know what today is... {words appear on screen as they are said slowly} mario 25th anni-

CHEERLEADER: {interrupting} This is taking too long!

WHAT'S HER FACE: I'm already bored!

SO AND SO: I'm going home!

THE UGLY ONE: I belong in a museum!

{Cut back to the inventory table}

Tycho: {bring out mario's hat, mario all-star on wii and nintendo point card} well ill trade you this after the game before i lose

{tycho throws out the items on the table}

[StrongBrush1]

@ all users who want to respond to Pepsiboy:

[Gman5852]

Originally Posted by StrongBrush1

@ all users who want to respond to Pepsiboy:

PFFFFFF
uhhhh.


Anyway

Heavy:So Bunnyman what team are you on?
Max:My what now?
Heavy:Your team, what team are you on? Me and Tiny Heavy are on red and Tycho on blu...
Tycho and strong bad:We are not on a team. *they then notice them talking together and look away*
Heavy:So what team are you on?
Max:How about I stay neutral and shoot whoever I damn want
Heavy:No we have headless horsemen for that.

[GaryCXJk]

Strong Bad: Hey, Geekazoid! How's that adventure game of yours going?
Tycho: You mean Penny Arcade Adventures?
Strong Bad: Yeah, that one. I heard there were only, like, two episodes out.
Tycho: Well, I'm glad you took interest in this game. Yeah, there were only two episodes released out of the planned four.
Strong Bad: A-ha! Mine had, like, five episodes, man! My game beats yours! Now suck it!
Tycho: Ugh, fucking douchebag.