Telltale Games

TomPravetz · 01/16/2011, 07:19 pm

Hello, Telltale fledglings. I am TomPravetz. Welcome to myTelltales site. I noticed we have quite a few members joining the forums, and I thought it would be useful to have a thread specifically for welcoming the new ~~victims~~ ~~slaves~~ Forumites. So, please. Come. Introduce yourself. Say hi. And learn whose side you're on, because in these forums, there are always sides.

Just to get the ball rolling, I will start. Hi. I am TomPravetz. I love TTG more than cookies. And not just any cookies, but really, really good cookies. Oreos! So my goal is to one day work for Telltale, but before that, I just want to be a mod, which you will quickly find out. And be reminded. And reminded. And so on and so forth. I am basically the boss around here, meaning I tell people what to do and am obnoxious, and everyone else ignores my orders and complains about me to each other. So welcome, and I hope you enjoy your stay.

Secret Fawful · 01/16/2011, 08:57 pm

I have only one thing to say to new members.

Welcome to HELL. Get out while you still can.

Hayden · 01/16/2011, 09:05 pm

Quote:

Originally Posted by Secret Fawful

Get out while you still can.

This would have worked better.

Secret Fawful · 01/16/2011, 09:16 pm

How about: You're joining the Telltale Forums, ain't ya! You'll never come back again! It's got a death curse! I've got to warn ya. You're doomed if you stay! GO. GOOOO.

TomPravetz · 01/16/2011, 09:20 pm

It's pitch dark. You are likely to be eaten by a grue.

lombre · 01/16/2011, 10:22 pm

I'm tellin' ya, I wish I had left this place back when I first joined. Y'all have made me a shell of my former self.

For instance, I never said "y'all" a year ago.

TomPravetz · 01/16/2011, 10:26 pm

Quote:

Originally Posted by lombre

blah blah boring talk

You're welcome!

*cheerfully skips away*

Secret Fawful · 01/16/2011, 10:41 pm

Quote:

Originally Posted by TomPravetz

You're welcome!

*cheerfully skips away*

Why don't you skip halfway across a street while the lights are against you.

TomPravetz · 01/16/2011, 10:42 pm

Quote:

Originally Posted by Secret Fawful

Why don't you skip halfway across a street while the lights are against you.

The lights have turned? Why lights? For so long we have fought side by side in the war against darkness, but now you turn on me? This means war. Prepare to be unplugged, b*tch*s.

*GuruGuru214* · 01/16/2011, 11:10 pm

Quote:

Originally Posted by Secret Fawful

Why don't you skip halfway across a freeway.

fix'd

TomPravetz · 01/16/2011, 11:13 pm

NOTE: If you are a SpamBot, spammer, or troll, do not bother posting. I already hate you. I'll just sit here and give you the evil eye until some mod or TTG employee bans you. Then I'll laugh.

Only the other hand, if you are here for reasons other then those named above, or their similars, welcome! Try not to get in the Tom v Spam crossfire.

GeorgeC · 01/16/2011, 11:24 pm

hey guyz I fink ur bein relli meen 2 diz guy I meen CUM ON!!!!!

TomPravetz · 01/16/2011, 11:27 pm

Quote:

Originally Posted by GeorgeC

hey guyz I fink ur bein relli meen 2 diz guy I meen CUM ON!!!!!

I'm not sure if it's appropriate to tell someone who's standing up for you that you hate them... But I don't care.

Hayden · 01/17/2011, 12:19 am

Alright, perhaps we should try to avoid complete derailing or filling this thread with tons of nonsensical conversation this time around. We do want new members to actually feel welcome to post in this thread, rather than avoid it.

TomPravetz · 01/17/2011, 12:24 am

Right. Sorry. The mix of Fawful and SpamBots got me a little on edge. And it would help if this thread was stickied. *whistles*

Anyhow, yes, welcome!

GeorgeC · 01/17/2011, 12:31 am

Actually I was sticking up for you, in a childish way however.
But never mind. Welcome one and all!

VeronicanPlay · 01/17/2011, 12:31 am

*The New Members Thread* and yet no new members in sight.

Tom you scared them all away, you big meanie...
And I was so looking forward to fresh meat for a change.

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We are all nice, so you are all most welcome.

Secret Fawful · 01/17/2011, 12:32 am

Quote:

Originally Posted by TomPravetz

Right. Sorry. The mix of Fawful and SpamBots got me a little on edge. And it would help if this thread was stickied. *whistles*

Anyhow, yes, welcome!

What do you mean, mix? It was all ME baby! Yeah!

adventureaddict · 01/17/2011, 12:33 am

You probably have scared away all the new members by now (Especially if this is going to be the first thread they see.) But if any of them are left(weeding out the strong from the weak, wohohoho), then welcome!

TomPravetz · 01/17/2011, 12:36 am

(Don't trust Fawful. He has the shifty eyes.)

Yes, welcome. And some new person post in here so I don't feel like an ass.

01/16/2011, 07:19 pm	#1
TomPravetz Misc. Organs/Limbs/Etc... Join Date: Sep 2009 Location: Here and there Rank: God Posts: 2,369	The New Members Thread Hello, Telltale fledglings. I am TomPravetz. Welcome to myTelltales site. I noticed we have quite a few members joining the forums, and I thought it would be useful to have a thread specifically for welcoming the new ~~victims~~ ~~slaves~~ Forumites. So, please. Come. Introduce yourself. Say hi. And learn whose side you're on, because in these forums, there are always sides. Just to get the ball rolling, I will start. Hi. I am TomPravetz. I love TTG more than cookies. And not just any cookies, but really, really good cookies. Oreos! So my goal is to one day work for Telltale, but before that, I just want to be a mod, which you will quickly find out. And be reminded. And reminded. And so on and so forth. I am basically the boss around here, meaning I tell people what to do and am obnoxious, and everyone else ignores my orders and complains about me to each other. So welcome, and I hope you enjoy your stay. __________________ Join the Suro revolution \|Win the war of Majasuroshia\| Fight the Oppressors

01/16/2011, 08:57 pm	#2
Secret Fawful Fearless Oathbreaker Join Date: Jun 2009 Location: Stuck In This Pose Sexiness: Off The Charts! Posts: 5,136	I have only one thing to say to new members. Welcome to HELL. Get out while you still can. __________________ You're the greatest. The greatest! - GuruGuru214 You'll go far in this life, Fawful. - That Guy In The Wheelchair Fawful, you sir, are made of win. - mgrant I love the Fawful! - Davies You're like a bad comedian. - monkey_05_06 ** you. - Giant Tope Why do you have to be such an hole? - Avistew You're a miserable little weasel who derives pleasure from being a *. - AllenB Grow up. - Mike Haley Now Playing: ~~Space Quest 0: Replicated~~ - ~~Space Quest I EGA: The Sarien Encounter~~ - Space Quest I VGA: The Sarien Encounter** - Space Quest II EGA: Vohaul's Revenge - Space Quest II VGA: Vohaul's Revenge - Space Quest III: The Pirates of Pestulon - Space Quest IV: Roger Wilco and the Time Rippers - Space Quest V: The Next Mutation - Space Quest VI: Roger Wilco in the Spinal Frontier - Space Quest: The Lost Chapter

01/16/2011, 09:16 pm	#4
Secret Fawful Fearless Oathbreaker Join Date: Jun 2009 Location: Stuck In This Pose Sexiness: Off The Charts! Posts: 5,136	How about: You're joining the Telltale Forums, ain't ya! You'll never come back again! It's got a death curse! I've got to warn ya. You're doomed if you stay! GO. GOOOO. __________________ You're the greatest. The greatest! - GuruGuru214 You'll go far in this life, Fawful. - That Guy In The Wheelchair Fawful, you sir, are made of win. - mgrant I love the Fawful! - Davies You're like a bad comedian. - monkey_05_06 ** you. - Giant Tope Why do you have to be such an hole? - Avistew You're a miserable little weasel who derives pleasure from being a *. - AllenB Grow up. - Mike Haley Now Playing: ~~Space Quest 0: Replicated~~ - ~~Space Quest I EGA: The Sarien Encounter~~ - Space Quest I VGA: The Sarien Encounter** - Space Quest II EGA: Vohaul's Revenge - Space Quest II VGA: Vohaul's Revenge - Space Quest III: The Pirates of Pestulon - Space Quest IV: Roger Wilco and the Time Rippers - Space Quest V: The Next Mutation - Space Quest VI: Roger Wilco in the Spinal Frontier - Space Quest: The Lost Chapter

01/16/2011, 09:20 pm	#5
TomPravetz Misc. Organs/Limbs/Etc... Join Date: Sep 2009 Location: Here and there Rank: God Posts: 2,369	It's pitch dark. You are likely to be eaten by a grue. __________________ Join the Suro revolution \|Win the war of Majasuroshia\| Fight the Oppressors

01/16/2011, 10:22 pm	#6
lombre Commando Crusher Join Date: Jan 2010 Location: O, Hi, and sometimes O! Posts: 906	I'm tellin' ya, I wish I had left this place back when I first joined. Y'all have made me a shell of my former self. For instance, I never said "y'all" a year ago. __________________ "Always expect the best of others... And watch as your hope is crushed like crackers in a fat man's bed. And the fat man is angry. And the fat man has a sledgehammer. And the fat man is yelling 'DIE, CRACKERS, DIE!!'" - Rat, Pearls Before Swine

01/16/2011, 11:13 pm	#11
TomPravetz Misc. Organs/Limbs/Etc... Join Date: Sep 2009 Location: Here and there Rank: God Posts: 2,369	NOTE: If you are a SpamBot, spammer, or troll, do not bother posting. I already hate you. I'll just sit here and give you the evil eye until some mod or TTG employee bans you. Then I'll laugh. Only the other hand, if you are here for reasons other then those named above, or their similars, welcome! Try not to get in the Tom v Spam crossfire. __________________ Join the Suro revolution \|Win the war of Majasuroshia\| Fight the Oppressors

01/16/2011, 11:24 pm	#12
GeorgeC Thread killer! Join Date: Oct 2010 Location: England Posts: 487	hey guyz I fink ur bein relli meen 2 diz guy I meen CUM ON!!!!!

01/17/2011, 12:19 am	#14
Hayden ...is procrastinating Join Date: Jul 2009 Location: Australia Posts: 3,486	Alright, perhaps we should try to avoid complete derailing or filling this thread with tons of nonsensical conversation this time around. We do want new members to actually feel welcome to post in this thread, rather than avoid it. __________________ Read that instead ^.

01/17/2011, 12:24 am	#15
TomPravetz Misc. Organs/Limbs/Etc... Join Date: Sep 2009 Location: Here and there Rank: God Posts: 2,369	Right. Sorry. The mix of Fawful and SpamBots got me a little on edge. And it would help if this thread was stickied. whistles Anyhow, yes, welcome! __________________ Join the Suro revolution \|Win the war of Majasuroshia\| Fight the Oppressors

01/17/2011, 12:31 am	#16
GeorgeC Thread killer! Join Date: Oct 2010 Location: England Posts: 487	Actually I was sticking up for you, in a childish way however. But never mind. Welcome one and all!

01/17/2011, 12:31 am	#17
VeronicanPlay Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2010 Location: Denmark Posts: 906	*The New Members Thread* and yet no new members in sight. Tom you scared them all away, you big meanie... And I was so looking forward to fresh meat for a change. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- We are all nice, so you are all most welcome. __________________ History Abhors a Paradox. I apologize for any grammatical errors my posts might contain. My Blog Moved to a new blog, no new entries

01/17/2011, 12:33 am	#19
adventureaddict Pirate Spunk. Join Date: Jun 2009 Location: Australia Posts: 655	You probably have scared away all the new members by now (Especially if this is going to be the first thread they see.) But if any of them are left(weeding out the strong from the weak, wohohoho), then welcome!

01/17/2011, 12:36 am	#20
TomPravetz Misc. Organs/Limbs/Etc... Join Date: Sep 2009 Location: Here and there Rank: God Posts: 2,369	(Don't trust Fawful. He has the shifty eyes.) Yes, welcome. And some new person post in here so I don't feel like an ass. __________________ Join the Suro revolution \|Win the war of Majasuroshia\| Fight the Oppressors

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