[X] Are you a fan of Telltale Games?
[X] Over the age of 18?
[Y] Can you hold your breath for 10 minutes?
[X] Do you have medical insurance?
[spoon] Any history of mental illness?
[X] Are you the current head of your household?
[A] Are you an orphan?
[B] Would you be missed?
Depends on what you throw.
[ ] Would you ever use the word "fireproof" to describe yourself?
"Inflammable", maybe.
[X] Do you have a limited number of facial expressions?
999,876
[X] Do you wear vests?
Preferably bullet-proof
[ ] Do you have a weak stomach or any other dietary concerns?
I have a weak stomach, but I keep in in a jar in the basement.
[ ] Are you allergic to
cheetahs?
[X] Would you call "taste-testing Banang varieties" one of your goals in life?
BANANG!
[X] Can you tell the difference between a Coelophysis and a Compsognathus?
By sight, or by taste?
[ ] Ability to think clearly under pressure?
I'm never able to think clearly.
[ ] Are you unnerved by spontaneous monkey noises?
No, I'm used to it by now.
[ ] Willing to work weekends?
NEVER!
I'll take my job now, please.