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trocks · 04/03/2011, 02:04 am

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Originally Posted by Shadowknight1

Because of the behavior systems in complex systems, I pronounce the park a failure without seeing any precautions or what-not that you have in place.

I hope you're not proven right by a coincidental case of poorly planned espionage.

RexMaster · 04/03/2011, 03:28 am

Well, I am sorry to ruin your dream but if I were you I would stop where you are... the reason is that I have already succeeded in the task of recreating dinosaurs. I have been researching it for 10 years and the park will open next year, that is if the lawyers dont kill me first. Its really specatular, I spared no expense! Plus, I have not employed anyone named Nedry so I think im fine, but I am a little suspicious about Dennis, our computer technician who just left to the vending machine with a shaving cream can. Anyway, no worries, our park will open soon so all of you can enjoy it!!!

asyncus · 04/03/2011, 05:19 am

We will definitely have a huge restaurant filled with Jell-O

FPug · 04/03/2011, 05:20 am

Quote:

Originally Posted by RexMaster

Well, I am sorry to ruin your dream but if I were you I would stop where you are... the reason is that I have already succeeded in the task of recreating dinosaurs. I have been researching it for 10 years and the park will open next year, that is if the lawyers dont kill me first. Its really specatular, I spared no expense! Plus, I have not employed anyone named Nedry so I think im fine, but I am a little suspicious about Dennis, our computer technician who just left to the vending machine with a shaving cream can. Anyway, no worries, our park will open soon so all of you can enjoy it!!!

.....................But I need a job! :'(

Bombillazo · 04/03/2011, 07:57 am

Quote:

Originally Posted by trocks

I hope you're not proven right by a coincidental case of poorly planned espionage.

LOL!!! this sentence is too funny XD Alliteration ftw

anashastar · 04/03/2011, 11:43 am

So wait there are competitive dinosaur parks??? Oh no stuffs about to go down D:

DustyBoy87 · 04/03/2011, 09:40 pm

I would make sure there would be locking mechanisms on the vehicle doors.

RaptorsRwk · 04/04/2011, 08:24 am

If anybody needs a resident paleontologist for there park i have seen all the movies and read both books so i assume i am over qualified.

xcruiser · 04/04/2011, 10:28 am

I would like design the buildings.

SpielbergFan · 04/04/2011, 10:30 am

If you need an automation/electrotechnology engineer, that's what I'm studying.

WARP10CK · 04/04/2011, 10:46 am

I will be guy that checks the shaving cream cans just incase Customs has not checked it enough.

Further more I have an idea for the river tour the Megaladon a giant white shark that would make Jaws hide in shame.

We are gonna need a bigger boat just got a whole new meaning

Martin McFly · 04/04/2011, 10:48 am

Our staff list now consists of:

-Bulgarian scientists
-A supervisor for the hatchery
-A voice over/tour guide
-A Site B owner
-DNA Splicer
-A kid with a jeep
-A math nerd
-One park warden without credentials
-An overqualified paleontologist
-Someone who is able to install locking mechanisms into the ~~jeeps~~ jeep
-An architect
-A student training to become an automation/electrotechnology engineer
-Shaving cream can inspector
-Head of Holding Onto One's Game Warden
-Head of Public Relations
-Slightly suspicious and seemingly harmless janitor
-Dinosaur nutritionist

What can possibly go wrong?

WARP10CK · 04/04/2011, 10:55 am

Quote:

Originally Posted by Martin McFly

Our staff list now consists of:

-Bulgarian scientists
-A supervisor for the hatchery
-A voice over/tour guide
-A Site B owner
-DNA Splicer
-A kid with a jeep
-A math nerd
-One park warden without credentials
-An overqualified paleontologist
-Someone who is able to install locking mechanisms into the ~~jeeps~~ jeep
-An architect
-A student training to become an automation/electrotechnology engineer
-Shaving cream can inspector

What can possibly go wrong?

We are off to too a great start here

xcruiser · 04/04/2011, 11:10 am

Have we already an Island in mind..? Or on the mainland..?

I prefer a Island.

anashastar · 04/04/2011, 11:11 am

Quote:

Originally Posted by RaptorsRwk

If anybody needs a resident paleontologist for there park i have seen all the movies and read both books so i assume i am over qualified.

OMG I couldn't stop laughing when I saw this XD

But Wait! We need some form of Human security!!! We are missing a Muldoon!

Martin McFly · 04/04/2011, 11:12 am

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Originally Posted by xcruiser

Have we already an Island in mind..? Or on the mainland..?

This shouldn't even be a question. I thought that when everyone signed on, they were aware that this act against God would reside on an island.

anashastar · 04/04/2011, 11:14 am

But the thread creator said Central London

Martin McFly · 04/04/2011, 11:19 am

I nominate myself as the head of general park and staffing design. Any opposition? I didn't think so. Since my job entails picking the location, I say that it's on an island.

asyncus · 04/04/2011, 02:18 pm

Great list mr McFly. I just wonder. Who is flying the heli's? And I was thinking of getting some Venture Capitalists- the kind of ones that when things starting to heat up, always wanting to visit out-door toilets. I kind of like those.

Mr. McFly, you pick the island. Ive got my basement. Im satisfied.

RaptorsRwk · 04/04/2011, 02:39 pm

As the head over qualified paleontologist i am going to need a giant trailer,a hat,flannel shirt,a raptor claw, assistant head over qualified paleontologist,and a gun(because everybody knows that when the sh!t hits the fan paleontologists know exactly what to do)

04/03/2011, 11:43 am	#26
anashastar Member Join Date: Mar 2011 Location: Isla Nublar Posts: 39	So wait there are competitive dinosaur parks??? Oh no stuffs about to go down D: __________________ "DON'T TOUCH THAT! I need the CAFFEINE!" - BTTF 4 Crack Guard Yo' Mama is so old, I took her to see "Jurassic Park" and she started having flashbacks.

04/04/2011, 11:10 am	#34
xcruiser Junior Member Join Date: Apr 2011 Posts: 1	Have we already an Island in mind..? Or on the mainland..? I prefer a Island. __________________ " The Park Will Open Again "

04/04/2011, 11:14 am	#37
anashastar Member Join Date: Mar 2011 Location: Isla Nublar Posts: 39	But the thread creator said Central London __________________ "DON'T TOUCH THAT! I need the CAFFEINE!" - BTTF 4 Crack Guard Yo' Mama is so old, I took her to see "Jurassic Park" and she started having flashbacks.

04/04/2011, 02:39 pm	#40
RaptorsRwk Over Qualified Join Date: Apr 2011 Location: California Posts: 260	As the head over qualified paleontologist i am going to need a giant trailer,a hat,flannel shirt,a raptor claw, assistant head over qualified paleontologist,and a gun(because everybody knows that when the sh!t hits the fan paleontologists know exactly what to do) Last edited by RaptorsRwk; 04/04/2011 at 02:49 pm.

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04/03/2011, 03:28 am	#22
RexMaster Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2011 Location: Isla Sorna Posts: 377	Well, I am sorry to ruin your dream but if I were you I would stop where you are... the reason is that I have already succeeded in the task of recreating dinosaurs. I have been researching it for 10 years and the park will open next year, that is if the lawyers dont kill me first. Its really specatular, I spared no expense! Plus, I have not employed anyone named Nedry so I think im fine, but I am a little suspicious about Dennis, our computer technician who just left to the vending machine with a shaving cream can. Anyway, no worries, our park will open soon so all of you can enjoy it!!!

04/03/2011, 05:19 am	#23
asyncus I like my dirty shoe Join Date: Mar 2011 Posts: 24	We will definitely have a huge restaurant filled with Jell-O

04/03/2011, 09:40 pm	#27
DustyBoy87 Member Join Date: Mar 2011 Posts: 51	I would make sure there would be locking mechanisms on the vehicle doors.

04/04/2011, 08:24 am	#28
RaptorsRwk Over Qualified Join Date: Apr 2011 Location: California Posts: 260	If anybody needs a resident paleontologist for there park i have seen all the movies and read both books so i assume i am over qualified.

04/04/2011, 10:28 am	#29
xcruiser Junior Member Join Date: Apr 2011 Posts: 1	I would like design the buildings.

04/04/2011, 10:30 am	#30
SpielbergFan Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2011 Posts: 113	If you need an automation/electrotechnology engineer, that's what I'm studying.

04/04/2011, 10:46 am	#31
WARP10CK Former advisor for GW Join Date: Jul 2009 Location: Norway Posts: 216	I will be guy that checks the shaving cream cans just incase Customs has not checked it enough. Further more I have an idea for the river tour the Megaladon a giant white shark that would make Jaws hide in shame. We are gonna need a bigger boat just got a whole new meaning

04/04/2011, 02:18 pm	#39
asyncus I like my dirty shoe Join Date: Mar 2011 Posts: 24	Great list mr McFly. I just wonder. Who is flying the heli's? And I was thinking of getting some Venture Capitalists- the kind of ones that when things starting to heat up, always wanting to visit out-door toilets. I kind of like those. Mr. McFly, you pick the island. Ive got my basement. Im satisfied.

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