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Hayden · 04/10/2011, 04:45 am

This is no new concept, but I thought I'd create a thread here on the TTG forums where users can rate and review anything, and I mean anything. From the last snack you ate, to the air conditioner you use, to the pen you're using to jot things down, to your most hated celebrity, to your most loved icon, to your most loved icon's pet, to your own pet, to political systems, to seasons, to ideologies and religions. If you feel like rating or reviewing something, then do so here.

But if you plan on reviewing things such as flims, albums, games or songs, then please do so in the threads allocated to those topics.

Anyway, let the rating/reviewing begin

!

Secret Fawful · 04/10/2011, 05:55 am

Some random ratings. I may post some organized ratings of various things eventually.

Last Actor I Saw - 11/11

Last Picture I Viewed - 11/11

Last Drink I Had - 11/11

Gman5852 · 04/10/2011, 06:50 am

3ds 8/10 Great handheld, but is lacking in the games department like all new handhelds. It also needs more AR games.
The lets play of Sonic 06 mentioned in the new sonic game thread, 11/10 hilarious stuff when they go mad at the mochspeed stages.

Ribs · 04/10/2011, 08:14 am

Real Life. 7/10. Gameplay lacked difficulty, was too heavy on dialogue, and left me with a sour taste. Graphics were meh, too.

Gman5852 · 04/10/2011, 12:16 pm

throwing fire crackers at local cats. 10/10 good fun

doodinthemood · 04/10/2011, 12:47 pm

sneaking up on cat with well timed blast from hose: 8/10. Highly entertaining but cannot be repeated until cat forgets that your presence means danger.

Comrade Pants · 04/10/2011, 01:01 pm

Quote:

Originally Posted by Secret Fawful

Last Drink I Had - 11/11

What manner of tea was this?

Secret Fawful · 04/10/2011, 02:04 pm

Decaf. 8/11

doodinthemood · 04/11/2011, 07:03 am

GuruGuru214 - 10/10. Reason why should be obvious.

Martin McFly · 04/11/2011, 10:34 am

My car ride back home - 5/10. I hate traffic with a passion...

Hayden · 04/12/2011, 06:16 am

My current mood - 7.5/10 - somewhere between apathy and general, mild contentment
Subway Foot-long - 7/10 - good, but not toasted properly
Facebook at the moment - 4/10 - it keeps screwing around with me, showing my wall conversations in the state they were several hours ago, rather than how they should be currently.
The weather - 8/10 - the cool change has been such a relief, but it's not yet cold, so a 10 can not be awarded.

Alcoremortis · 04/12/2011, 08:38 am

8/10 Nice bouquet, firm body, slightly woody aftertaste. Though, it did leave splinters in my mouth...

Ribs · 04/12/2011, 08:50 am

This thread - 6/10. I wish I hadn't derailed it, but it makes the thread better in some ways.

All-thumbs · 04/12/2011, 10:04 am

I'm rating my pen - 3/10. The poor thing is falling apart.

TomPravetz · 04/12/2011, 10:50 am

Women: 6/10
Hot Women: 10/10
Men: 3/10
Hot Men: 0/10
Feminists: 3/10
Masculinists: ?/10
Bitches: 2/10 (Dey be hatin'!)
Bastards: 4/10
Fat Bastard: 8/10
Boobs: ∞/10
Me: (∞+1)/10
This dike:

3/10

Mataku · 04/12/2011, 02:13 pm

I'd like to review this plastic cup.

terrible, terrible excuse for a beverageware. If I leave anything in it for more than 30 minutes it starts leaking. i mean, WTftnF?

score: 2/10 for at least giving me those 30 minutes.

Scnew · 04/12/2011, 02:27 pm

Quote:

Originally Posted by TomPravetz

Women: 6/10
Boobs: ∞/10

Now I'm trying to figure out what the score of Women minus Boobs would be.

JedExodus · 04/12/2011, 03:27 pm

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mataku

I'd like to review this plastic cup.
terrible, terrible excuse for a beverageware. If I leave anything in it for more than 30 minutes it starts leaking. i mean, WTftnF?

score: 2/10 for at least giving me those 30 minutes.

You're not reusing a plastic cup... are you?

I think the thought just hit a nerve, I went all "squiggly"

Remolay · 04/12/2011, 06:11 pm

Quote:

Originally Posted by Scnew

Now I'm trying to figure out what the score of Women minus Boobs would be.

six, obviously...

My Kamen Rider fanfiction: sucks/10

Martin McFly · 04/12/2011, 06:13 pm

Quote:

Originally Posted by Remolay

My Kamen Rider fanfiction: sucks/10

I'm sure it's not that bad.

04/10/2011, 04:45 am	#1
Hayden ...is procrastinating Join Date: Jul 2009 Location: Australia Posts: 3,485	Rate or Review Anything This is no new concept, but I thought I'd create a thread here on the TTG forums where users can rate and review anything, and I mean anything. From the last snack you ate, to the air conditioner you use, to the pen you're using to jot things down, to your most hated celebrity, to your most loved icon, to your most loved icon's pet, to your own pet, to political systems, to seasons, to ideologies and religions. If you feel like rating or reviewing something, then do so here. But if you plan on reviewing things such as flims, albums, games or songs, then please do so in the threads allocated to those topics. Anyway, let the rating/reviewing begin ! __________________ Read that instead ^.

04/10/2011, 05:55 am	#2
Secret Fawful Fearless Oathbreaker Join Date: Jun 2009 Location: Stuck In This Pose Sexiness: Off The Charts! Posts: 5,130	Some random ratings. I may post some organized ratings of various things eventually. Last Actor I Saw - 11/11 Last Picture I Viewed - 11/11 Last Drink I Had - 11/11 __________________ You're the greatest. The greatest! - GuruGuru214 You'll go far in this life, Fawful. - That Guy In The Wheelchair Fawful, you sir, are made of win. - mgrant I love the Fawful! - Davies You're like a bad comedian. - monkey_05_06 ** you. - Giant Tope Why do you have to be such an hole? - Avistew You're a miserable little weasel who derives pleasure from being a *. - AllenB Grow up. - Mike Haley Now Playing: ~~Space Quest 0: Replicated~~ - ~~Space Quest I EGA: The Sarien Encounter~~ - Space Quest I VGA: The Sarien Encounter** - Space Quest II EGA: Vohaul's Revenge - Space Quest II VGA: Vohaul's Revenge - Space Quest III: The Pirates of Pestulon - Space Quest IV: Roger Wilco and the Time Rippers - Space Quest V: The Next Mutation - Space Quest VI: Roger Wilco in the Spinal Frontier - Space Quest: The Lost Chapter

04/10/2011, 06:50 am	#3
Gman5852 The smartest moron Join Date: Aug 2008 Location: under your couch Posts: 5,893	3ds 8/10 Great handheld, but is lacking in the games department like all new handhelds. It also needs more AR games. The lets play of Sonic 06 mentioned in the new sonic game thread, 11/10 hilarious stuff when they go mad at the mochspeed stages. __________________ Sign up for Tribes:Ascend, its free FOR THE NEWBIES: Blue names=normal member Grey names=community mod(As in, NOT a Telltale employee, they just keep the peace here, that's it.) Red names=actual telltale employees.

04/10/2011, 12:16 pm	#5
Gman5852 The smartest moron Join Date: Aug 2008 Location: under your couch Posts: 5,893	throwing fire crackers at local cats. 10/10 good fun __________________ Sign up for Tribes:Ascend, its free FOR THE NEWBIES: Blue names=normal member Grey names=community mod(As in, NOT a Telltale employee, they just keep the peace here, that's it.) Red names=actual telltale employees.

04/10/2011, 12:47 pm	#6
doodinthemood Your 4th favourite member Join Date: Jul 2009 Location: Birmingham England Kudos: 867 Posts: 975	sneaking up on cat with well timed blast from hose: 8/10. Highly entertaining but cannot be repeated until cat forgets that your presence means danger. __________________ Hi Logan. I know you're reading this.

04/10/2011, 02:04 pm	#8
Secret Fawful Fearless Oathbreaker Join Date: Jun 2009 Location: Stuck In This Pose Sexiness: Off The Charts! Posts: 5,130	Decaf. 8/11 __________________ You're the greatest. The greatest! - GuruGuru214 You'll go far in this life, Fawful. - That Guy In The Wheelchair Fawful, you sir, are made of win. - mgrant I love the Fawful! - Davies You're like a bad comedian. - monkey_05_06 ** you. - Giant Tope Why do you have to be such an hole? - Avistew You're a miserable little weasel who derives pleasure from being a *. - AllenB Grow up. - Mike Haley Now Playing: ~~Space Quest 0: Replicated~~ - ~~Space Quest I EGA: The Sarien Encounter~~ - Space Quest I VGA: The Sarien Encounter** - Space Quest II EGA: Vohaul's Revenge - Space Quest II VGA: Vohaul's Revenge - Space Quest III: The Pirates of Pestulon - Space Quest IV: Roger Wilco and the Time Rippers - Space Quest V: The Next Mutation - Space Quest VI: Roger Wilco in the Spinal Frontier - Space Quest: The Lost Chapter

04/11/2011, 07:03 am	#9
doodinthemood Your 4th favourite member Join Date: Jul 2009 Location: Birmingham England Kudos: 867 Posts: 975	GuruGuru214 - 10/10. Reason why should be obvious. __________________ Hi Logan. I know you're reading this.

04/12/2011, 06:16 am	#11
Hayden ...is procrastinating Join Date: Jul 2009 Location: Australia Posts: 3,485	My current mood - 7.5/10 - somewhere between apathy and general, mild contentment Subway Foot-long - 7/10 - good, but not toasted properly Facebook at the moment - 4/10 - it keeps screwing around with me, showing my wall conversations in the state they were several hours ago, rather than how they should be currently. The weather - 8/10 - the cool change has been such a relief, but it's not yet cold, so a 10 can not be awarded. __________________ Read that instead ^.

04/12/2011, 08:38 am	#12
Alcoremortis Lonely Ruffian Join Date: Jul 2009 Location: Ankh-Morpork PD Status: Killjoy Extraordinaire Actual Posts: Lots! Posts: 4,226	8/10 Nice bouquet, firm body, slightly woody aftertaste. Though, it did leave splinters in my mouth... __________________ ETERNAL QUEEN OF HALLOWEEN STATUS CONFERRED. ~ Comrade Pants How can we be sure that Alcoremortis isn't just Comrade Pants trollplaying as a girl? ~ GuruGuru214 You're a shiny bright star; floating amongst a million slimy slugs in a sea of sludge. You transcend the pre-conceived and supposed limits of the human race, to emerge from the pit of pitiful maggots as a beautiful, majestic butterfly. ~ Davies The suspence of what's gonna come after death is killing me! ~ Jon NA Are you a secret Plaster Princess or something? ~ Secret Fawful

04/12/2011, 10:04 am	#14
All-thumbs Lame Incarnate Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Somewhere over the rainbow. Posts: 62	I'm rating my pen - 3/10. The poor thing is falling apart.

04/12/2011, 10:50 am	#15
TomPravetz Misc. Organs/Limbs/Etc... Join Date: Sep 2009 Location: Here and there Rank: God Posts: 2,369	Women: 6/10 Hot Women: 10/10 Men: 3/10 Hot Men: 0/10 Feminists: 3/10 Masculinists: ?/10 Bitches: 2/10 (Dey be hatin'!) Bastards: 4/10 Fat Bastard: 8/10 Boobs: ∞/10 Me: (∞+1)/10 This dike: 3/10 __________________ Join the Suro revolution \|Win the war of Majasuroshia\| Fight the Oppressors

04/12/2011, 02:13 pm	#16
Mataku <obscure reference here> Join Date: Jun 2009 Posts: 542	I'd like to review this plastic cup. terrible, terrible excuse for a beverageware. If I leave anything in it for more than 30 minutes it starts leaking. i mean, WTftnF? score: 2/10 for at least giving me those 30 minutes.

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