Haha, thanks but your sensors may need a little tweaking

I cannot sing, but I admit that is not stopping me for trying (and failing). My voice is just not good for what I want to sing.
Writing...eh...tons of people write better than I do.
Drawing? Hm... nope. I'm using programs. Free-hand drawing on real paper is worse than Picasso's little brother, Bobo. What? You've never heard of Bobo?! ...that's how bad my drawing is.

Act? ...I just have fun in front of the camera. Dunno if I could do it if it were the real thing.
Charm...hm... I do wash my hair from time to time...maybe that's when I have a bit of charm. Otherwise...

Ladies love me?! Hahahaha! My last girlfriend hated everything I did on the artistic side.

That's why we broke up. I'm really intrigued by this... show me da ladies!
True, I never liked Metal, but I always wanted to have the patience of being a game nerd. This includes my struggle to play a D&D game at least once in this lifetime. I've got my eyes set on Mansion of Madness, but it's kind of expensive and I have no idea if I'll like it. Not to mention PC games of all sorts.
I always sucked at math, I was never capable of remembering every single little tiny formula.
My philosophy rarely helps me out in real life situations.
I suck at grammar and my IT knowledge is limited to "never ever stick a screwdriver in your PC while it is running". Yes, I did that. All I remember is a blue light. Haha, no, really... that was stupid.
So, in the most friendly way, the envy is mutual