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caeska · 04/25/2011, 01:08 pm

Granted, science becomes so simple that the average man on the street can build himself a doomsday device with minimal effort, and soon everyone find themselves with a contraption to be used to take over the world. However you don't get a doomsday device as you die in a lab explosion.

I wish for a new Broken Sword game.

StrongBrush1 · 04/26/2011, 05:43 pm

Granted. It's a regular game where you play as a character with a broken sword. You never get past the first part and go insane with failure.

I wish that people on TV were more talented.

Remolay · 04/26/2011, 06:00 pm

Granted, they're all Charlie Sheen

I wish I had a job at my local not-gamestop.

caeska · 05/24/2011, 06:05 am

Granted, you get a job. Unfortunately you get a job in your local Jihad Mart, testing the effectiveness of explosive vests.

You are dead.

I wish the FAQ on that "You are dead" site was wrong and that it was possible to come back from the dead as a vampire. I mean, how cool would that be?
Also I wish I was a vampire.

Sarendor · 05/24/2011, 10:55 pm

Your wish is granted. Unfortunately, you also become haemophobic and pacifistic and decide to commit suicide rather than harm people.
I wish I passed my math matriculation test with a good grade.

05/29/2011, 01:54 pm

granted, you got an A+++ and now all the dorky ladies love you (and all the dorky gay guys, and the dorks want you to join there study group)
i wish i had 1,000,000 dollars

StrongBrush1 · 05/29/2011, 02:17 pm

Quote:

Originally Posted by seibert999

i wish i had 1,000,000 dollars

Granted. You have one million Lecsopan dollars, which equates to about 1 buck in US currency.

I wish I could play music for a career.

05/29/2011, 02:25 pm

granted, they boo you off the stage before the first song
i wish they would make a new sbemail

tredlow · 05/30/2011, 06:57 am

Granted. It is a finale.
I wish there were less cars.

StrongBrush1 · 05/30/2011, 07:53 am

Granted. Your car disappears.

I wish I had more time to myself.

05/30/2011, 09:31 am

granted everyone vanishes and you get so lonely you explode of loneliness

i wish that a new game is announced

Sarendor · 05/31/2011, 03:11 am

Quote:

Originally Posted by tredlow

I wish there were less cars.

Amen, brother.

Quote:

Originally Posted by seibert999

i wish that a new game is announced

Granted. No one bothers to tell you about it, though.

I wish I had an original wish for this thread instead of this one. And I wish to get a good reply for that.

caeska · 06/01/2011, 05:23 am

Granted, you use your wish to get an original wish, but that wish becomes even more corrupted than the last due to the perverted nature of this thread. So your wish to get a wish is wasted, however you cannot undo that decision and get the first wish back since you already wished for a good reply, which of course you don't get.
You do get a picture of Bender though, telling you to plunge your teeth into hardened metal alloy, which I would imagine would be rather uncomfortable due to the fact that humans do not usually eat metal, and its construct is generally too durable for human teeth to properly chew. Your teeth are damaged, and you get a hefty dentist bill.

I wish I had a moat with crocodiles in it, along with a drawbridge, all the way around my 7th floor condo.

tredlow · 06/01/2011, 05:34 am

Granted. You can never leave.

I wish I wore a wishy fish.

Hayden · 06/01/2011, 05:59 am

Quote:

Originally Posted by tredlow

I wish I wore a wishy fish.

You instead get served a fishy dish (un-filleted, muahahaha!).
____________________

I wish I could visit another inhabited planet, with all of the things necessary for my survival, with no major diseases, and no life forms which would kill me or harm me in any way.

tredlow · 06/01/2011, 06:01 am

Quote:

Originally Posted by Hayden

You instead get served a fishy dish (un-filleted, muahahaha!).

I wishy wish that you make a wishy wish.

Hayden · 06/01/2011, 06:04 am

Quote:

Originally Posted by tredlow

I wishy wish that you make a wishy wish.

Done, now corrupt it!

tredlow · 06/01/2011, 07:23 am

Your wish was too wishy to be wished.

I wish the fish will wish a dish for its wish.

Hayden · 06/01/2011, 07:26 am

Your wish was pure pish posh, and was swiftly pushed away.

I wish for more free time.

tredlow · 06/01/2011, 07:29 am

Granted. You got fired and/or expelled.

I wish I am strong and I can kick.

04/26/2011, 05:43 pm	#1522
StrongBrush1 is best brony Join Date: Jun 2009 Location: In my own little world. Posts: 1,399	Granted. It's a regular game where you play as a character with a broken sword. You never get past the first part and go insane with failure. I wish that people on TV were more talented. __________________ My Personal Theme Song: X-Kid; Green Day Words of Wisdom: Do what I always do: Hold tight and pretend it's a plan. You have my sword, my bow and my deviantArt page. Guess what? I got a Youtube Channel now. Click here to see me ramble on about stuff you don't care about.

04/26/2011, 06:00 pm	#1523
Remolay Does not compute Join Date: Dec 2009 Location: Planet Earth(Sol 3) Status: My head asplode Posts: 1,987	Granted, they're all Charlie Sheen I wish I had a job at my local not-gamestop. __________________ It's Gallifreyan, it doesn't translate Crap I do: Homestar WUW Twitter YouTube Fanfiction.net It says Remolay

05/24/2011, 10:55 pm	#1525
Sarendor Yokel Join Date: May 2009 Location: Israel Posts: 165	Your wish is granted. Unfortunately, you also become haemophobic and pacifistic and decide to commit suicide rather than harm people. I wish I passed my math matriculation test with a good grade. __________________ Help keeping the Bone series alive by signing the petiton for Bone 3. Doo McAdoo! (The hidden people almost took control of the address.) Favourite Role Playing Characters Thread

05/30/2011, 06:57 am	#1529
tredlow Has Possum Powers. Join Date: Sep 2007 Posts: 1,536	Granted. It is a finale. I wish there were less cars. __________________ My Friend: You know, if only Bruce Wayne was bit by a radioactive psychiatrist rather than a bat, Gotham wouldn't even need Arkham Asylum. Me: Haha, yeah. That's true. Minutes Later Me: Wait, Bruce Wayne was never bit by a radioactive anything.

05/30/2011, 07:53 am	#1530
StrongBrush1 is best brony Join Date: Jun 2009 Location: In my own little world. Posts: 1,399	Granted. Your car disappears. I wish I had more time to myself. __________________ My Personal Theme Song: X-Kid; Green Day Words of Wisdom: Do what I always do: Hold tight and pretend it's a plan. You have my sword, my bow and my deviantArt page. Guess what? I got a Youtube Channel now. Click here to see me ramble on about stuff you don't care about.

04/25/2011, 01:08 pm	#1521
caeska Monkey Smuggler Join Date: Mar 2010 Location: Fondor Orbital Shipyards Posts: 740	Granted, science becomes so simple that the average man on the street can build himself a doomsday device with minimal effort, and soon everyone find themselves with a contraption to be used to take over the world. However you don't get a doomsday device as you die in a lab explosion. I wish for a new Broken Sword game.

05/24/2011, 06:05 am	#1524
caeska Monkey Smuggler Join Date: Mar 2010 Location: Fondor Orbital Shipyards Posts: 740	Granted, you get a job. Unfortunately you get a job in your local Jihad Mart, testing the effectiveness of explosive vests. You are dead. I wish the FAQ on that "You are dead" site was wrong and that it was possible to come back from the dead as a vampire. I mean, how cool would that be? Also I wish I was a vampire.

05/29/2011, 01:54 pm	#1526
seibert999 Guest Posts: n/a	granted, you got an A+++ and now all the dorky ladies love you (and all the dorky gay guys, and the dorks want you to join there study group) i wish i had 1,000,000 dollars

05/29/2011, 02:25 pm	#1528
seibert999 Guest Posts: n/a	granted, they boo you off the stage before the first song i wish they would make a new sbemail

05/30/2011, 09:31 am	#1531
seibert999 Guest Posts: n/a	granted everyone vanishes and you get so lonely you explode of loneliness i wish that a new game is announced

06/01/2011, 05:23 am	#1533
caeska Monkey Smuggler Join Date: Mar 2010 Location: Fondor Orbital Shipyards Posts: 740	Granted, you use your wish to get an original wish, but that wish becomes even more corrupted than the last due to the perverted nature of this thread. So your wish to get a wish is wasted, however you cannot undo that decision and get the first wish back since you already wished for a good reply, which of course you don't get. You do get a picture of Bender though, telling you to plunge your teeth into hardened metal alloy, which I would imagine would be rather uncomfortable due to the fact that humans do not usually eat metal, and its construct is generally too durable for human teeth to properly chew. Your teeth are damaged, and you get a hefty dentist bill. I wish I had a moat with crocodiles in it, along with a drawbridge, all the way around my 7th floor condo.

06/01/2011, 05:34 am	#1534
tredlow Has Possum Powers. Join Date: Sep 2007 Posts: 1,536	Granted. You can never leave. I wish I wore a wishy fish. __________________ My Friend: You know, if only Bruce Wayne was bit by a radioactive psychiatrist rather than a bat, Gotham wouldn't even need Arkham Asylum. Me: Haha, yeah. That's true. Minutes Later Me: Wait, Bruce Wayne was never bit by a radioactive anything.

06/01/2011, 07:23 am	#1538
tredlow Has Possum Powers. Join Date: Sep 2007 Posts: 1,536	Your wish was too wishy to be wished. I wish the fish will wish a dish for its wish. __________________ My Friend: You know, if only Bruce Wayne was bit by a radioactive psychiatrist rather than a bat, Gotham wouldn't even need Arkham Asylum. Me: Haha, yeah. That's true. Minutes Later Me: Wait, Bruce Wayne was never bit by a radioactive anything.

06/01/2011, 07:26 am	#1539
Hayden ...is procrastinating Join Date: Jul 2009 Location: Australia Posts: 3,485	Your wish was pure pish posh, and was swiftly pushed away. I wish for more free time. __________________ Read that instead ^.

06/01/2011, 07:29 am	#1540
tredlow Has Possum Powers. Join Date: Sep 2007 Posts: 1,536	Granted. You got fired and/or expelled. I wish I am strong and I can kick. __________________ My Friend: You know, if only Bruce Wayne was bit by a radioactive psychiatrist rather than a bat, Gotham wouldn't even need Arkham Asylum. Me: Haha, yeah. That's true. Minutes Later Me: Wait, Bruce Wayne was never bit by a radioactive anything.

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