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Alcoremortis · 08/04/2011, 11:22 am

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Originally Posted by TomPravetz

When do I get my turn?

After you send us your application and resume. An interview may follow afterward. Formal dress is appreciated.

TomPravetz · 08/04/2011, 12:18 pm

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Originally Posted by Alcoremortis

After you send us your application and resume. An interview may follow afterward. Formal dress is appreciated.

Name: Tom Pravetz
Occupation: God
Qualifications: All of them
Why I deserve this job: Why do you deserve to live?

Alcoremortis · 08/04/2011, 12:30 pm

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Originally Posted by TomPravetz

Name: Tom Pravetz
Occupation: God
Qualifications: All of them
Why I deserve this job: Why do you deserve to live?

I suppose those are good qualifications.

Actually, just go to the first page of this thread and MST the practice fic that RingmasterJ5 put up and send it to him along with fandoms that you'd like to MST something for.

Remolay · 08/04/2011, 12:57 pm

I feel I should note, I've pretty much become a permanent cast member, I'll be playing the part of Mike. Or at least, Mike if Joel was still on there too.

TomPravetz · 08/04/2011, 02:02 pm

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Originally Posted by Alcoremortis

Actually, just go to the first page of this thread and MST the practice fic that RingmasterJ5 put up and send it to him along with fandoms that you'd like to MST something for.

I don't do predetermined funny. I shout out the first thing in my head without giving it a moments thought. That's why 25% of people find me genius, 25% find me awful, and 50% think that I have my moments. Truth.

Alcoremortis · 08/04/2011, 02:29 pm

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Originally Posted by TomPravetz

I don't do predetermined funny. I shout out the first thing in my head without giving it a moments thought. That's why 25% of people find me genius, 25% find me awful, and 50% think that I have my moments. Truth.

Well, that's basically what we do. For that fic, you just read it and write down what pops into your mind as you do so, in the form of comments. We just want to see what your style is and "My Immortal" is sufficiently bad to give you plenty of good material for riffing.

And then, we also need to know what fandoms you'd be alright with for commenting on.

After that one, it's just everyone on the same google.docs document, saying whatever comes first to their minds.

TomPravetz · 08/04/2011, 02:54 pm

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Originally Posted by Alcoremortis

We just want to see what your style is...

You don't know my style? Let me sum it up for you. I am a slighty-to-moderately insane, egotistical, narcissistic bastard with no regard for the well-being or happiness of others with an incessant love for cookie. I would describe my style as a mix of Colbert (the naive egomaniac), Cookie Monster (the love for cookies and brilliant silliness), John Cleese (the silly straight man), and Hitler (the evil dictator). Want to /really/ get to know my style? Play L4D with me.

Alcoremortis · 08/04/2011, 03:04 pm

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Originally Posted by TomPravetz

You don't know my style? Let me sum it up for you. I am a slighty-to-moderately insane, egotistical, narcissistic bastard with no regard for the well-being or happiness of others with an incessant love for cookie. I would describe my style as a mix of Colbert (the naive egomaniac), Cookie Monster (the love for cookies and brilliant silliness), John Cleese (the silly straight man), and Hitler (the evil dictator). Want to /really/ get to know my style? Play L4D with me.

But I don't even OWN Left 4 Dead! Though, I do know your style, I've seen it enough. You'd be great at this.

But, having said that, those are the rules. We all had to read the damn thing, it's only fair that you go melt your brain as well. Also, we could do with a laugh once and awhile that we didn't have to organize ourselves. I suppose in that sense it's also a test of your endurance. Just know, that as bad as that fic is...there are worse. Far worse. And we have to read all of them.

TomPravetz · 08/04/2011, 03:12 pm

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blah blah boring talk

Rules? RULES?! You know what I'm gonna do to your stinkin' rules?! Huh? Doya? Punk! I'm gonna follow them! How do you like them apples, girl?!

Alcoremortis · 08/04/2011, 03:14 pm

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Originally Posted by TomPravetz

Rules? RULES?! You know what I'm gonna do to your stinkin' rules?! Huh? Doya? Punk! I'm gonna follow them! How do you like them apples, girl?!

I like apples! Especially in pie. Mmmm....pie....

Oh great! Now I'm going to have to spend my evening baking. Thanks a bunch!

TomPravetz · 08/04/2011, 04:29 pm

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Originally Posted by Alcoremortis

I like apples! Especially in pie. Mmmm....pie....

Oh great! Now I'm going to have to spend my evening baking. Thanks a bunch!

Just read the first line. I'm not going to come out of this the same, am I?

StrongBrush1 · 08/04/2011, 04:37 pm

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Originally Posted by TomPravetz

Just read the first line. I'm not going to come out of this the same, am I?

Watch this for your answer.

RingmasterJ5 · 08/04/2011, 04:40 pm

It's the TFT3K MEGA-UPDATE! The rest of It's My Life! A chapter of Teen Fortress 2! A horrible Sam and Max/Sonic crossover with special guest Lattsam! A HUGE MST of a horrible Invader Zim fanfic author's ENTIRE work! Two more MSTs to come VERY soon(Tomorrow)!

Alcoremortis · 08/04/2011, 04:48 pm

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Originally Posted by TomPravetz

Just read the first line. I'm not going to come out of this the same, am I?

If you're lucky, you'll come out insane. If not...well, we have to resurrect Strongbrush1 an average of three times a session...

StrongBrush1 · 08/04/2011, 04:50 pm

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Originally Posted by Alcoremortis

If you're lucky, you'll come out insane. If not...well, we have to resurrect Strongbrush1 an average of three times a session...

Well, exCUUUSE me, Alcore!

TomPravetz · 08/04/2011, 04:52 pm

So I did finish Chapter 1. Though I cheated. I avoided having to think about the text by writing a childrens book about Schrödinger's cat.

RingmasterJ5 · 08/04/2011, 05:00 pm

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Originally Posted by TomPravetz

So I did finish Chapter 1. Though I cheated. I avoided having to think about the text by writing a childrens book about Schrödinger's cat.

Well, send your MST of that chapter to me in a PM, along with fandoms that you'd like to MST something for.

TomPravetz · 08/04/2011, 06:28 pm

Rereading my work, I feel I must drop out. I can't do that type of funny. I can't sit and think of funny. So. Thanks for the opportunity, and I'll see ya later.

RingmasterJ5 · 08/04/2011, 06:38 pm

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Originally Posted by TomPravetz

Rereading my work, I feel I must drop out. I can't do that type of funny. I can't sit and think of funny. So. Thanks for the opportunity, and I'll see ya later.

We don't do that. We write the first thing that comes to our minds, no matter how unfunny, disturbing, or strange it may be. You still have a shot at it.

Alcoremortis · 08/04/2011, 06:42 pm

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Originally Posted by RingmasterJ5

We don't do that. We write the first thing that comes to our minds, no matter how unfunny, disturbing, or strange it may be. You still have a shot at it.

And most of it consists of disturbing.

08/04/2011, 12:57 pm	#44
Remolay Does not compute Join Date: Dec 2009 Location: Planet Earth(Sol 3) Status: My head asplode Posts: 1,987	I feel I should note, I've pretty much become a permanent cast member, I'll be playing the part of Mike. Or at least, Mike if Joel was still on there too. __________________ It's Gallifreyan, it doesn't translate Crap I do: Homestar WUW Twitter YouTube Fanfiction.net It says Remolay

08/04/2011, 04:40 pm	#53
RingmasterJ5 GROUP OF MISSLE BOMB Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: ELF'S WORLD Posts: 1,278	It's the TFT3K MEGA-UPDATE! The rest of It's My Life! A chapter of Teen Fortress 2! A horrible Sam and Max/Sonic crossover with special guest Lattsam! A HUGE MST of a horrible Invader Zim fanfic author's ENTIRE work! Two more MSTs to come VERY soon(Tomorrow)! __________________ Fan of Pokemon? Go watch this hilarious LP of the worst translation of anything ever, aka Pokemon: Vietnamese Crystal. Last edited by RingmasterJ5; 08/04/2011 at 04:44 pm.

08/04/2011, 04:52 pm	#56
TomPravetz Misc. Organs/Limbs/Etc... Join Date: Sep 2009 Location: Here and there Rank: God Posts: 2,369	So I did finish Chapter 1. Though I cheated. I avoided having to think about the text by writing a childrens book about Schrödinger's cat. __________________ Join the Suro revolution \|Win the war of Majasuroshia\| Fight the Oppressors

08/04/2011, 06:28 pm	#58
TomPravetz Misc. Organs/Limbs/Etc... Join Date: Sep 2009 Location: Here and there Rank: God Posts: 2,369	Rereading my work, I feel I must drop out. I can't do that type of funny. I can't sit and think of funny. So. Thanks for the opportunity, and I'll see ya later. __________________ Join the Suro revolution \|Win the war of Majasuroshia\| Fight the Oppressors

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