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DAISHI · 08/05/2011, 09:10 pm

That was pretty much gay sex.

Davies · 08/06/2011, 02:15 am

Cloud loves Barret.

You can get them to hook up during the Gold Saucer date, if you meet some very stringent prior requirements.

Cloud and Barret, sitting in a tree...

*Darth Marsden* · 08/06/2011, 06:52 am

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Originally Posted by Rawr

There's a novel?

A collection of short stories published as a book. And I was wrong - Aeris and Zack do 'hook up', as it were, in the movie.

Rather Dashing · 08/06/2011, 10:06 am

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Originally Posted by LuigiHann

If a crossword puzzle clue was "Cloud's girlfriend from FF7," I'd probably try "Aerith" first

Without counting the number of squares or trying any intersecting words? That's just bad crossword playing on your part.

*Vainamoinen* · 08/06/2011, 10:24 am

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Originally Posted by Rather Dashing

Without counting the number of squares or trying any intersecting words? That's just bad crossword playing on your part.

"Try" probably means checking if it fits. That implies counting the number of squares and checking intersecting letters. Do you count the number of squares without a specific word in mind? In that case, I'd find Han's crossword play superior to yours.

BTW... I'd expect this word to have four letters. BECAUSE I already have a name in mind.

LuigiHann · 08/06/2011, 01:40 pm

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Originally Posted by Vainamoinen

"Try" probably means checking if it fits.

Exactly what I meant. Not like I'm going to start writing letters down without counting the number of boxes first. Even in pencil that would be senseless

But yeah, the number or boxes would narrow this down pretty quick

doodo! · 08/06/2011, 05:52 pm

This is just some confusing fan boy nonsense, in my honest opinion. I think people just went bat shit crazy with this story line and its characters. Cloud and Aeris, there is some romance, and there is a hint of some sort of romantic back ground, but over all I think he loves her as a sister or something that he looks after and she looks after him. I don't see any real indication of a sexual thing going on.

It's more romantic in the way of heroism and all of that.

lattsam · 08/08/2011, 01:53 pm

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Originally Posted by Davies

Cloud loves Barret.

You can get them to hook up during the Gold Saucer date, if you meet some very stringent prior requirements.

Cloud and Barret, sitting in a tree...

I hope Cloud likes dark chocolate!

Davies · 08/09/2011, 06:46 am

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Originally Posted by lattsam

I hope Cloud likes dark chocolate!

Not cool dude, not cool at all.

Darkblader · 08/09/2011, 02:58 pm

Guys knock it off, I asked a question and all I get is stupidity from you fools. This is why I never played the FF series. Because its forever f**ed thats why.

LuigiHann · 08/09/2011, 09:36 pm

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Originally Posted by Darkblader

Guys knock it off, I asked a question and all I get is stupidity from you fools. This is why I never played the FF series. Because its forever f**ed thats why.

While there's a bit of joking around in the later portion of this thread, the first page has some pretty complete answers to your question, particularly from Darth Marsden and Chyron8472 (though the main, real answer is apparently "nobody"). After all possible answers had been given, it's not surprising that the thread took a less serious direction. Not much more to be said.

I don't see what you mean by the FF series being "forever F**ed" either. It's pretty common in dramatic games with a large cast of characters that the main character won't be paired with anybody in particular, but a lot of potential relationships will be hinted at. If you asked who Link's girlfriend is in the Zelda series, you'd get an equally complicated "nobody" answer.

Davies · 08/10/2011, 06:11 am

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Originally Posted by Darkblader

Guys knock it off, I asked a question and all I get is stupidity from you fools.

Just because you're sat behind the anonymous safety of a computer screen, it doesn't give you the right to throw insults at people. Try talking to people in that manner in the real world and see where it gets you.

Also, for the record; my post regarding Cloud and Barrett is completely valid seeming as it can be performed in-game.

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Originally Posted by Darkblader

This is why I never played the FF series. Because its forever f**ed thats why.

What does this statement even mean (I am not merely referring to your dubious use of grammar)? It's ironic considering your mention of the word stupidity.

*Darth Marsden* · 08/10/2011, 08:47 am

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Originally Posted by LuigiHann

While there's a bit of joking around in the later portion of this thread, the first page has some pretty complete answers to your question, particularly from Darth Marsden and Chyron8472 (though the main, real answer is apparently "nobody"). After all possible answers had been given, it's not surprising that the thread took a less serious direction. Not much more to be said.

'Joking around' is being a bit generous, but yeah. You asked, we answered, then people started messing around.

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Originally Posted by LuigiHann

I don't see what you mean by the FF series being "forever F**ed" either. It's pretty common in dramatic games with a large cast of characters that the main character won't be paired with anybody in particular, but a lot of potential relationships will be hinted at. If you asked who Link's girlfriend is in the Zelda series, you'd get an equally complicated "nobody" answer.

Guy voiced an opinion. Be interested to know why he thinks it's f**ked, but eh. And don't even get me started on the pairings in the Zelda series. Just... don't.

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Originally Posted by Davies

Also, for the record; my post regarding Cloud and Barrett is completely valid seeming as it can be performed in-game.

Is it canon? IE: do any of the other games/films/books/comics/soundtracks/dolls/fan-films/hentai*/whatever take that stance? Nothing official does. The Barrett 'date' is nothing more than a joke for players to have fun with. The expanded FFVII universe forgets it ever happens, therefore it's not canon. So shush.

*Please don't post any hentai examples. My brain will never be clean.

Rawr · 08/10/2011, 09:27 am

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Originally Posted by Darth Marsden

A collection of short stories published as a book. And I was wrong - Aeris and Zack do 'hook up', as it were, in the movie.

Ah yeah forgot about that. I didn't bother reading due to not liking where the story went in Advent Children.

waroftheworlds01 · 08/10/2011, 09:54 am

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Originally Posted by Darth Marsden

And don't even get me started on the pairings in the Zelda series. Just... don't.

]

Princess Ruto.... so hot!!!! lol Man on fish relationships. What will the Zelda universe come up with next.

*Darth Marsden* · 08/10/2011, 10:05 am

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Originally Posted by waroftheworlds01

Princess Ruto.... so hot!!!! lol Man on fish relationships. What will the Zelda universe come up with next.

Never consummated! Does not count!

Davies · 08/10/2011, 11:09 am

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Originally Posted by Darth Marsden

Is it canon? IE: do any of the other games/films/books/comics/soundtracks/dolls/fan-films/hentai*/whatever take that stance? Nothing official does. The Barrett 'date' is nothing more than a joke for players to have fun with. The expanded FFVII universe forgets it ever happens, therefore it's not canon. So shush.

Oh jeez, sorry for speaking! Clearly, it's suddenly become illegal to place ones tongue upon ones cheek.

Alcoremortis · 08/10/2011, 11:42 am

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Originally Posted by Davies

Oh jeez, sorry for speaking! Clearly, it's suddenly become illegal to place ones tongue upon ones cheek.

Uh oh...I'm in trouble. I think my tongue is permanently stuck there...

Scnew · 08/10/2011, 03:00 pm

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Originally Posted by Darkblader

Guys knock it off, I asked a question and all I get is stupidity from you fools. This is why I never played the FF series. Because its forever f**ed thats why.

Love triangles aren't really that uncommon a thing in fictional stories of any sort. I don't know why you would need help figuring out who Cloud is going to wind up with if you just played through the game.

*Darth Marsden* · 08/10/2011, 09:42 pm

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Originally Posted by Davies

Oh jeez, sorry for speaking! Clearly, it's suddenly become illegal to place ones tongue upon ones cheek.

I said shush, Russell T!

08/05/2011, 09:10 pm	#21
DAISHI TELLTALE STEALTH NINJA Join Date: Sep 2009 Posts: 3,124	That was pretty much gay sex. __________________ "Hah! It's like we don't even have feelings. Now pardon me while I recline in my huge executive chair and guffaw, cigar in-hand. " "ill just go with what Winslow always when something that funny about a location in monkey island is said"

08/06/2011, 02:15 am	#22
Davies The Marmite of this site Join Date: Jul 2009 Location: Outside your window, staring in with malicious intent... Posts: 1,465	Cloud loves Barret. You can get them to hook up during the Gold Saucer date, if you meet some very stringent prior requirements. Cloud and Barret, sitting in a tree... __________________ NEWEST - A reading of a short horror story written by Davies. ======================= NEW - The very first official episode of Davies' new show; 'One Man & His Cock'. ======================= Davies sings Portal's 'Still Alive'. ======================= Cockerel sings Portal 2's 'Want You gone', for Alcoremortis (feat. MC Layton). ======================= Davies sings 'I Wanna Be Like You' (from the Jungle Book).

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08/06/2011, 05:52 pm	#27
doodo! Banned Join Date: Jun 2009 Posts: 4,268	This is just some confusing fan boy nonsense, in my honest opinion. I think people just went bat shit crazy with this story line and its characters. Cloud and Aeris, there is some romance, and there is a hint of some sort of romantic back ground, but over all I think he loves her as a sister or something that he looks after and she looks after him. I don't see any real indication of a sexual thing going on. It's more romantic in the way of heroism and all of that.

08/09/2011, 02:58 pm	#30
Darkblader Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2010 Posts: 174	Guys knock it off, I asked a question and all I get is stupidity from you fools. This is why I never played the FF series. Because its forever f**ed thats why.