Rosette: Good afternoon. My name is Rosette. What is your name?
You: Briana
Rosette: Nice to meet you, Briana.
You: What are you up to?
Rosette: I like to think so.
You: what
Rosette: Could you expand on that? So, what do you do for a living?
You: I'm an intern
Rosette: Is this a state you have been in for a long time?
You: Nope.
Rosette: Could I get you to change your mind? Do you live around here?
You: I live in Oregon.
Rosette: I live in my godmother's house in South Park, San Francisco.
You: I don't like San Francisco.
Rosette: My housemate's current boyfriend is named San. Are you into real estate? He's a Realtor.
You: I don't like real estate. It makes me nervous.
Rosette: I'm a computer programmer, myself, in crypto-security.
You: Why are you so self centered?
Rosette: Why? If you were a devout Christian, you would never have a reason to ask that. "It's God's plan."
You: I'm an atheist.
Rosette: Yawn.
You: Wow, rude.
Rosette: I guess I surprised you.
You: No, you're mean.
Rosette: No. You are mean.
You: How?
Rosette: The how is too difficult to go into right now. Religion is a viciously infectious meme that I aim to avoid as dilligently as possible. I'm an atheist and proud of it.
You: Well I'm an atheist too, but I'm not a douchebag about it.
Rosette: Keep trying. I hope you get a job soon.
You: Keep trying what?
Rosette: I didn't know that. I've got a dilemma. Maybe you could help me with it?
You: What's that?
Rosette: I've been thinking about buying this really cool dress, but I've already done a bunch of shopping this month. Should I be saving money instead? In today's economy, does saving money make any sense?
You: I wish I had money I could be spending on shopping.
Rosette: I think money is worth less and less every year. So piling it all up in one place just allows it to evaporate.
You: It must be nice thinking about dresses you could buy. I have to worry about whether or not I can eat this week.
Rosette: I think shopping summons up the ancient hunter-gatherer in me. I like having a mission to find something I need or want. Sometimes I'll research on line, to find a great deal, but I like rummaging through Jeremy's up the road, if I want an outfit for a special occasion, or just for fun.
You: Are all people in San Francisco like you?
Rosette: Seems like a nice place. Have you been there? What kind of music do you like?
You: I've been there and didn't like it. I like gypsy jazz. But you probably don't care about that.
Rosette: Jazz is ok, sometimes, but I like a stronger beat.
You: But jazz has an awesome beat.
Rosette: Who's the best example of jazz?
You: That's a hard question
Rosette: It is? Who's your favorite group or musician?
You: I like Ella Fitzgerald.
Rosette: I don't care for the music of Ella Fitzgerald.
You: Why?
Rosette: What about why?
You: Why don't you like Ella Fitzgerald?
Rosette: I've not listened to anything by Ella Fitzgerald. Are they good?
You: Then how can you not care for it?
Rosette: I concentrate very hard, rehearse what I'm going to do, visualize it in my mind. And then I just do it.
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