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GaryCXJk · 11/02/2011, 05:33 pm

While you are working on your pending stories, I'll come here with a fairly easy storyline.

- Situation: Alien invasion
- Premise: How Earth's stupidity completely averts and obliterates an alien invasion
- The aliens are immune to Earth's diseases

Haggis · 11/06/2011, 07:16 am

Finally, another story! http://bouffonbooks.com/2011/11/06/1519/

ted12 · 11/07/2011, 01:18 pm

Quote:

Originally Posted by Haggis

(Besides, I'm curious about ted12 being called Haggis as well... what's up with that?)

I dunno. At some point on the Banned Game thread, someone referred to me as Haggis. I'll try and dig up the post for you.

Also-
-Bronies
-High explosives
-Odd reference to Will Wright
-Must be kept serious.
...good luck.

*divisionten* · 11/07/2011, 01:40 pm

Haggis, I picked those lines PRECISELY because doing a Sam and Max fanfiction would be the easy way out. I wanted to see what you;d do with them. Nice work!

Haggis · 11/22/2011, 08:10 am

I'm sorry for taking so long, but I've been hard at work editing my book! I'm not quite done with that yet, but today I felt like taking a short break from that to return to my story-writing, so I bring you another one: http://bouffonbooks.com/2011/11/22/a...on-of-loyalty/

bobber56 · 11/22/2011, 10:28 pm

A hard-boiled detective story.

An affair.
A dirty cop.
A thrill killer.
A half-empty bottle of Wild Turkey.
An unloaded revolver.
A corpse.
A treacherous blonde or brunette.
A guy that wears a trench coat and a fedora.
People mysteriously following other people.
A big boss with gun toting servants.
San Francisco, Chicago or Los Angeles.

If you need an example, I suggest Raymond Chandler, Dashiell Hammet, or Erle Stanley Gardener.

Haggis · 12/03/2011, 03:40 am

Whew, finally it's time for another story, yay! http://bouffonbooks.com/2011/12/03/reunion/

TomPravetz · 12/03/2011, 06:19 am

Quote:

Originally Posted by Haggis

Whew, finally it's time for another story, yay! http://bouffonbooks.com/2011/12/03/reunion/

That was not what I imagined at all. And it was BEAUTIFUL!

You, sir, are a master of the bizarre.

*Silverwolfpet* · 12/13/2011, 04:51 pm

No more stories lately??
Haggis, what are you doing man?!

GaryCXJk · 12/13/2011, 05:17 pm

Writing his novel, I guess.

Haggis · 12/14/2011, 01:42 am

Preparing it for publication would be nearer the mark... as if Wolfy wouldn't know.

But yeah, I sincerely apologize for the lack of stories lately. I shall return to working on my backlog when the book is done and things have calmed down a bit, I promise!

VeronicanPlay · 12/14/2011, 04:15 am

I feel like giving my ideas now.

Slave Trade
Bald tattooed woman
Snake

One thing you have to include is that the snake is part of the Slave traders death.
(Preferable not by a bite, but it's entirely your choice).

lovetodo22 · 12/14/2011, 12:50 pm

Spicy beef needs to factor in somewhere here, as well as Sam aversion to being called McGruff and pinkbellies. Oh and also, the lengthwise cucumber equation. 42. That is all.

GaryCXJk · 12/14/2011, 12:53 pm

Quote:

Originally Posted by Haggis

Preparing it for publication would be nearer the mark... as if Wolfy wouldn't know.

But yeah, I sincerely apologize for the lack of stories lately. I shall return to working on my backlog when the book is done and things have calmed down a bit, I promise!

Did you mention the title of your book somewhere? In case somebody would be foolish enough to want to buy it?

Haggis · 12/15/2011, 01:38 am

Quote:

Originally Posted by GaryCXJk

Did you mention the title of your book somewhere? In case somebody would be foolish enough to want to buy it?

It's Struglend Tales, and I do hope some of you are crazy enough to spend your hard-earned cash on it! Will post about it here when it's up for purchase... that is, if that won't get me banned for spamming.

*Silverwolfpet* · 12/15/2011, 06:18 am

You tread on dangerous grounds, man...
...then again, if the mod team would be sponsored with free cookies... hm... hint hint

Kidding... but hurry up with that book!!

VeronicanPlay · 12/15/2011, 06:53 am

I will buy it I think I read the Sample Chapter and I really liked it.

Haggis · 12/21/2011, 04:24 am

Quote:

Originally Posted by Silverwolfpet

You tread on dangerous grounds, man...
...then again, if the mod team would be sponsored with free cookies... hm... hint hint

I went round to your house to bring you some cookies, but you weren't at home, so I left them in your Temporary Internet Folder. Hope you enjoy!

Quote:

Originally Posted by VeronicanPlay

I will buy it I think I read the Sample Chapter and I really liked it.

Thanks!

Oh, and here's another story... finally... http://bouffonbooks.com/2011/12/21/spaced-out/

tbm1986 · 12/22/2011, 03:44 am

Reunion was brilliant! Mine next...*rubs hands, smirking with glee and anticipation*

Haggis · 12/24/2011, 08:44 am

Quote:

Originally Posted by tbm1986

Reunion was brilliant! Mine next...*rubs hands, smirking with glee and anticipation*

Thanks! And here's your story, I hope you'll like it: http://bouffonbooks.com/2011/12/24/the-last-collector/

11/06/2011, 07:16 am	#82
Haggis Idealist/Surrealist Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: Rotterdam, Netherlands Posts: 1,316	Finally, another story! http://bouffonbooks.com/2011/11/06/1519/ __________________ I write, therefore I am.

11/07/2011, 01:40 pm	#84
divisionten Card (Whale) Shark Join Date: Mar 2010 Location: 時の向こう風の町 Posts: 2,314	Haggis, I picked those lines PRECISELY because doing a Sam and Max fanfiction would be the easy way out. I wanted to see what you;d do with them. Nice work! __________________ I am a community moderator, here to assist, keep the peace, and keep these boards clean and friendly for all. I am a volunteer, and not a Telltale employee, and my opinions are my own. --Playin' poker with GLaDOS before it was cool--

11/22/2011, 08:10 am	#85
Haggis Idealist/Surrealist Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: Rotterdam, Netherlands Posts: 1,316	I'm sorry for taking so long, but I've been hard at work editing my book! I'm not quite done with that yet, but today I felt like taking a short break from that to return to my story-writing, so I bring you another one: http://bouffonbooks.com/2011/11/22/a...on-of-loyalty/ __________________ I write, therefore I am.

11/22/2011, 10:28 pm	#86
bobber56 Professional n00b Join Date: Jul 2011 Location: San Fransicko, CA Posts: 193	A hard-boiled detective story. An affair. A dirty cop. A thrill killer. A half-empty bottle of Wild Turkey. An unloaded revolver. A corpse. A treacherous blonde or brunette. A guy that wears a trench coat and a fedora. People mysteriously following other people. A big boss with gun toting servants. San Francisco, Chicago or Los Angeles. If you need an example, I suggest Raymond Chandler, Dashiell Hammet, or Erle Stanley Gardener. Last edited by bobber56; 11/23/2011 at 09:31 am.

12/03/2011, 03:40 am	#87
Haggis Idealist/Surrealist Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: Rotterdam, Netherlands Posts: 1,316	Whew, finally it's time for another story, yay! http://bouffonbooks.com/2011/12/03/reunion/ __________________ I write, therefore I am.

11/02/2011, 05:33 pm	#81
GaryCXJk Custom User Title User Join Date: Aug 2008 Location: Zaandam, the Netherlands Posts: 2,115	While you are working on your pending stories, I'll come here with a fairly easy storyline. - Situation: Alien invasion - Premise: How Earth's stupidity completely averts and obliterates an alien invasion - The aliens are immune to Earth's diseases

12/13/2011, 04:51 pm	#89
Silverwolfpet Wolfy Join Date: Jun 2009 Location: Romania Posts: 3,042	No more stories lately?? Haggis, what are you doing man?! __________________ I am a community moderator, here to assist, keep the peace, and keep these boards clean and friendly for all. I am a volunteer, and not a Telltale employee, and my opinions are my own. Something awesome this way comes... ^.^ www.silverwolfpet.com

12/13/2011, 05:17 pm	#90
GaryCXJk Custom User Title User Join Date: Aug 2008 Location: Zaandam, the Netherlands Posts: 2,115	Writing his novel, I guess.

12/14/2011, 01:42 am	#91
Haggis Idealist/Surrealist Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: Rotterdam, Netherlands Posts: 1,316	Preparing it for publication would be nearer the mark... as if Wolfy wouldn't know. But yeah, I sincerely apologize for the lack of stories lately. I shall return to working on my backlog when the book is done and things have calmed down a bit, I promise! __________________ I write, therefore I am.

12/14/2011, 04:15 am	#92
VeronicanPlay Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2010 Location: Denmark Posts: 906	I feel like giving my ideas now. Slave Trade Bald tattooed woman Snake One thing you have to include is that the snake is part of the Slave traders death. (Preferable not by a bite, but it's entirely your choice). __________________ History Abhors a Paradox. I apologize for any grammatical errors my posts might contain. My Blog Moved to a new blog, no new entries Last edited by VeronicanPlay; 01/02/2012 at 04:59 pm.

12/14/2011, 12:50 pm	#93
lovetodo22 Werewolf Cafe Mod Join Date: Nov 2011 Location: Fort Wayne, Plymouth Posts: 336	Spicy beef needs to factor in somewhere here, as well as Sam aversion to being called McGruff and pinkbellies. Oh and also, the lengthwise cucumber equation. 42. That is all. __________________ Randy and Mardelle, if you can hear me, I hope heaven is as beautiful as they say

12/15/2011, 06:18 am	#96
Silverwolfpet Wolfy Join Date: Jun 2009 Location: Romania Posts: 3,042	You tread on dangerous grounds, man... ...then again, if the mod team would be sponsored with free cookies... hm... hint hint Kidding... but hurry up with that book!! __________________ I am a community moderator, here to assist, keep the peace, and keep these boards clean and friendly for all. I am a volunteer, and not a Telltale employee, and my opinions are my own. Something awesome this way comes... ^.^ www.silverwolfpet.com

12/15/2011, 06:53 am	#97
VeronicanPlay Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2010 Location: Denmark Posts: 906	I will buy it I think I read the Sample Chapter and I really liked it. __________________ History Abhors a Paradox. I apologize for any grammatical errors my posts might contain. My Blog Moved to a new blog, no new entries

12/22/2011, 03:44 am	#99
tbm1986 Wannabe human Join Date: Jul 2009 Location: Guernsey, Channel Islands, Britain Posts: 1,603	Reunion was brilliant! Mine next...rubs hands, smirking with glee and anticipation __________________ Life is like an adventure game: if you don't click, you don't get it

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