Someone needs to make a JRPG where you're choices can make the "plot" of the game take crazy directions.
Like when someone asks: "OH NO! The princess has been captured by the evil Duke! Will you go rescue her?"
And you say "No".
And he's like "Okay.", and his portrait is in the style of the Okay face.
Then you can like, go and set fire to the town or something because you damn well feel like it.
Then someone's like "You're supposed to be the chosen one!"
Then you're guy is like "Choose this!", then shoots him in the face and rides of in a motorcycle.
So like Fallout/Skyrim, but much sillier and in the JRPG style.
EDIT: Actually it would be like:
JRPG + Open worldidness of Skyrim/Fallout ect. + Postal 2
Game of the century right there.
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What!? It doesn't have to make sense!
It just has to be awesome!
If I want a game where I can wrestle a Bear-Nazi in a Tutu over a vat of molten cheese, then I should get what I want!