Postal III - 5/10
Finished this last night. At its heart is a not-terrible game, but the problem is it's got several glitches that really hamper the game.
Good parts: The humour, while not perfect, did make me laugh on more than one occasion. The combat was surprisingly solid. The open-world section is fun (and very reminiscent of Postal 2). The Dude's voice doesn't completely suck once you get used to it. The cameos are fun, if random in places. The branching paths are interesting. Cover system useful... when it works. Soundtrack is actually really,
really good.
Bad parts: The sheer number of weapons means you won't use most of them. The open-world section isn't available until you finish the main game. The 'bad' branching path is about half the length of the 'good' one. Cover system frequently had me standing when next to a waist-high piece of cover. Lot of random holdovers from Postal 2 that serve no point. About 6 different loading screens you will see
constantly.
Ugly stuff: The achievements are screwed up (I should have had the Personal Jesus one, since I non-lethally tazered
everything, but the game never gave it to me). I got stuck in walls surprisingly often. The 'make a rhino crash into stuff' levels were exercises in frustration. The game crashed for no reason several times. Piss-poor AI.
Overall, it's not a terrible game, but it's very much in the style of 'Apocalypse Weekend' as opposed to the original 'Postal 2'. There is an open-world section that's available once you finish the game, but if it's not what you're after from the off, it's a hell of a slog to unlock.
When the game wasn't bugging, I was actually quite enjoying myself. If you're interested, I'd suggest giving it a go. There's really not a whole lot else out there like this. Conker, maybe, but...
(If you do want this, grab it from the
Running With Scissors store, where it's an absolute steal and the money actually goes to RWS, as opposed to the Steam version which goes to Akella, the other team who made it. Also, don't forget the
earlier games in the series, and there's also a
boxed version of PIII, if that's your cup of tea.)