The Last Item You Purchased?

[Comrade Pants]

Throwing my hat in the ring, here. Comrade Mortis and I are going shopping for our wedding rings together, when we can. So there's that.

[Darth Marsden]

Man, you gals take all the mystery out of it.

[Secret Fawful]

Yeah, but tradition often causes disappointment on all sides in cases like these. I want my girl to have what she wants.

[RetroVortex]

Originally Posted by Secret Fawful

Yeah, but tradition often causes disappointment on all sides in cases like these. I want my girl to have what she wants.

Congraturation!

Only one thing left to ask you now!

Is your body ready?

[Secret Fawful]

Originally Posted by RetroVortex

Congraturation!

Only one thing left to ask you now!

Is your body ready?

[Comrade Pants]

[Secret Fawful]

Originally Posted by Giant Tope

Best of luck to you.

Don't give me that bullshit. It's thanks to you Dashing won't talk to me anymore. And you wish me luck. Hah!

[Giant Tope]

He and I had gone out to the town all day seeing sights and whatnot. When we got back, we talked about feelings and personal things. By the time the hangout came around, He was both physically and mentally tired. The hangout came up and I asked if he wanted to be a part of it. He told me that he wanted to try to rest, which was reasonable, but he didn't mind if I had joined without him.

So as far as I knew, he was asleep so I didn't really want to wake him. Then literally less than a minute into the call you tell me to strangle him with cling wrap. Joke or not, the subject of death, especially then and there was not exactly tasteful and you know this. I asked you to stop. You continued anyways so I did what I do when someone keeps doing something I don't like. I got out. Call me a coward or a killjoy, I just don't really like being in situations that make me feel uncomfortable or unhappy.

I look over and I realize that he was awake the entire time. You kept trying to message me after that to continue to "troll". I just wanted to you to back off but you wouldn't do that. I got a bit abrasive, yes, and I apologize for that. I was emotionally on edge but I shouldn't have taken that out on you.

Eventually I stopped paying attention to the chat window partially because I didn't really want a part of it anymore but mainly to make sure everything was okay outside of the computer.

I'm sorry that he isn't talking to you, but I hardly see why it's my fault. Had you known he was there, would you have said the same thing to him? Would it still be my fault? When does it stop being my fault?

If you want to put blame on me, I suppose there really nothing I can do about it. However, I legitimately wish you the best of luck on your brave endeavors. I do hope for a long and happy life for you two.

[Secret Fawful]

I don't troll. You NEVER asked me to stop. You just left without expressing one thing. As far as him not talking to me being your fault, it's your fault because you expressly did everything you could to convince him that I want him dead. Over a stupid joke. Like it or not, you have no sense of humor. Since when is it weird for me to make psychotic jokes or express psychotic humor? SINCE WHEN? But no, you had to take it as "I want him dead. I want you to actually kill him."

Yes. Yes I would have made the same joke had he been listening. I would have made the same joke had you been there or not. I'm sick of you and your bullshit, and I'm sick of you playing the victim all the time. And above all, I'm sick of people who have nothing to say to me but what a shit I am. From this day forth, as long as you're on this forum, I won't be.

Oh, and on a last note: Who's to say I'll stop making inappropriately psychotic jokes someday, or change and be less offensive and less mean-spirited or harsh. But as soon as you said "Fuck you." you forfeited any right to ever know about it.

[Giant Tope]

Originally Posted by Secret Fawful

As far as him not talking to me being your fault, it's your fault because you expressly did everything you could to convince him that I want him dead.

Actually, I did the opposite of that. I tried convincing him that you didn't and it was all a joke. An unfunny joke, but a joke nonetheless. I'm not sure how you're getting this idea that I created this conspiracy to keep him away from you. According to him, he hasn't talked to you because you haven't tried to talk to him.

As for asking you to stop, I did ask. Specifically: "No! Stop! Just stop." With a response of: "Oh come on, just a little bit? All you gotta do is just wrap it tight around his head."

When I quit, the first thing you messaged me wasn't: "Oh hey, it was just a joke." It was: "lol u mad?" So if it wasn't trolling, it sure seemed like it. I apologize for believing it as such.

It's honestly a shame because I've always liked you. With that, you're free to hate me as much as you'd like. And if me being around this forum makes you not want to be here, then I'll step off. You're free to be here and I'll go. It's your call.

[Secret Fawful]

Originally Posted by Giant Tope

Actually, I did the opposite of that. I tried convincing him that you didn't and it was all a joke. An unfunny joke, but a joke nonetheless. I'm not sure how you're getting this idea that I created this conspiracy to keep him away from you. According to him, he hasn't talked to you because you haven't tried to talk to him.

As for asking you to stop, I did ask. Specifically: "No! Stop! Just stop." With a response of: "Oh come on, just a little bit? All you gotta do is just wrap it tight around his head."

When I quit, the first thing you messaged me wasn't: "Oh hey, it was just a joke." It was: "lol u mad?" So if it wasn't trolling, it sure seemed like it. I apologize for believing it as such.

It's honestly a shame because I've always liked you. With that, you're free to hate me as much as you'd like. And if me being around this forum makes you not want to be here, then I'll step off. You're free to be here and I'll go. It's your call.

The conversation went specifically as such.

You: Dashing is sleeping right now actually.
Me: You should put a bag on his head.
You: Why?
Me: Because he'd breathe like a fish out of water and it'd look funny.
You: [drop]
Me (messaging): You mad bro?
You: Fuck you. You don't tell me to kill my best friend.

Yeah, unfunny, but don't add in shit that wasn't there. Also, people don't die from having a bag on their head. I put a bag on my own head in a hangout once and pretended I was dead. I do this sort of thing all the time. I don't expect people to laugh at it, I do it because I'm nuts and I have no filter to prevent me from doing what comes to my head. Icedhope was there- I'm pretty sure he can vouch you just left and what you put didn't occur. He doesn't lie. If he remembers what you do, then I'm at fault. I'm not posting this to convince you- I'm just unable to not correct you. I don't expect to ever be able to defend myself because it was a joke in poor taste and this isn't the first time you've just outright blown up at me. And as far as talking to Dashing, he'll never ever ever believe me. Ever. Because he never believed I was his friend. Ever. If he did, he wouldn't have believed I was serious and wanted him dead. He never believed I was his friend. I'm just a little shit to him to pass the time. And at the first offensive thing I say, he drops me like everyone else does after they decide I'm a piece of shit. I don't care about making up anymore. I've blown just another good thing, and all that matters to me is retaining a shred of dignity and keeping myself as far away from you and others who hate me as possible.

Don't try to lie to me and say you tried to convince him I didn't want him dead when you even believed it yourself. I dunno, in the end logically it's my fault for being me. I'm just not going to be me around you anymore.

[corruptbiggins]

As serious as all this sounds, surely there must be a better place for it than a public forum?

[Secret Fawful]

Great. I managed to screw up again. Thanks for pointing out another Fawful blunder. Want a cookie? Want a prize? You get to be ultra-popular with everyone now.

[Rather Dashing]

Hey Fawful.

[Comrade Pants]

Not to be rude, but...



Anyway, I bought Chinese food!

That being said, I hope you all work this out. Each of you are pretty fun to talk to and I hate it when swirling vortexes of hate and misery divide my friends.

[Secret Fawful]

Originally Posted by Rather Dashing

Hey Fawful.

You win. I'll calm down and back off now.

[Rather Dashing]

Originally Posted by Secret Fawful

You win. I'll calm down and back off now.

I don't know how I can avoid someone who doesn't say Hi.

Did I miss something?

I'm sorry if I did. I've been on vacation for a week and a half. Right now, I'm in my Uncle's basement on an inflatable mattress. His daughter(and, obviously, my cousin) got married today. I'm in Baltimore until my flight leaves at 6 PM EST tomorrow, after which I think I'll have a bit of a travel break.

To be ENTIRELY FAIR, no I didn't actively initiate conversation with you because I thought I was being a horrible BURDEN. It's entirely possible my emotional reaction was by all rational measures unreasonable, but I still think "not initiating conversation" and "avoiding conversation" are different things, and if you need to talk to me about something you can just say Hi.

Also, I bought a book.

[Darth Marsden]

I'm going to completely ignore everything above and instead tell you that I bought this:



...thus completing my Assassin's Creed collection (well, except the PSP games. And the comic, I guess. And the book of the first game... OK fine, I guess my collection has a ways to go).

[GuruGuru214]

I bought a small chunk of amethyst. It has no meaning except for what meaning I've (mostly) arbitrarily chosen to attach to it.

[der_ketzer]

Originally Posted by Darth Marsden

I'm going to completely ignore everything above and instead tell you that I bought this:

I smell a review coming.