TFT3K: Telltale Fanfic Theater 3000

[ASBusinessMagnet]

Originally Posted by Insane Guy of Doom

I thought you said you were handing them out? Maybe I misunderstood, if so, sorry for any confusion.

Like with the automated invite queue, I have to get invites before I can hand them out, and I didn't expect people to actually flood my inbox with them so I only got one.

I still think I'll give that particular one (when I get it) to IGoD instead of lattsam, mainly because I'd so like to see THE MARRISSA GAMES happen if not on FF.Net, then at least on AO3.

EDIT: So that you know I'm not lying, my AO3 profile is here.

[ASBusinessMagnet]

Now they took down Invader Zim: Born Again Christian as well. The Trollficpocalypse is coming...

[Insane Guy of Doom]

Nooooo!

[Alcoremortis]

Originally Posted by ASBusinessMagnet

Now they took down Invader Zim: Born Again Christian as well. The Trollficpocalypse is coming...

Where am I going to read about myself being crucified now?! WHERE?

[Insane Guy of Doom]

I just got this review for TEEN FORTRESS 2:

Dia:Oh hey, I realized trolling isn't gonna do anything except for you to take
stories down, so yeah. Either A. Get some spelling and grammar lessons, or B.
Endure the trolls. I'd much rather prefer A, though. This is the least flaming
review I've ever written.

I feat it will soon join the others.

[ASBusinessMagnet]

Also, found this in the AO3 Terms of Service:

Unless it violates some other policy, we will not remove Content for offensiveness, no matter how awful, repugnant, or badly spelled we may personally find that content to be.

[Insane Guy of Doom]

Based off what tvtropes said, I shall begin putting it on tumblr. Look:

http://suemaryfanfiction.tumblr.com/

[lattsam]

Originally Posted by Insane Guy of Doom

Based off what tvtropes said, I shall begin putting it on tumblr. Look:

http://suemaryfanfiction.tumblr.com/

Sue Mary and Marissa are BFFs! How cute!

[Insane Guy of Doom]

THE MARRISSA GAMES: PRO-LOG: CARITURE BIOS is up!

[ASBusinessMagnet]

As good a place to post this as any.

Hunger Games: Satisfaction Games Consequences

Primrose Everdeen who was Katniss Everdeens younger sister was one day in her house in District 12 typing on a TV. She got a letter from her sister Katniss Everdeen that said that jabberjays and muttations were attacking her place and aksed her for help so she went.

Primrose Everdeen got her TV shut down and wet on the platform to go up to the roof of the building where she left her motorcycle and normal people close because she was in the mockingjay dress. Primrose Everdeen got on her motorcycl and said "its time for me to live up to my family name and face satisfaction games consequences" so she had to go.

Primrose Everdeen ramped off the building over the 200 ft electric fence and did a backflip and landed. She kept driving down the forest and made sure there was no muttations around because she ddint have bow/arrow.

The uninhabited contrysides were nice and the katniss plants were singing and the mockingjays and the sun was almost down from the top of the sky. the mood was set for Primrose Everdeens quest to help her sister where she was. Primrose Everdeen looked around the uninhabited countrysides and said "its a good day to do what has to be done by me and help my sister to defeat the enemys".

Primrose Everdeen was late so she had to drive really fast. A snake/jabberjay combo was hidden near by so when Primrose Everdeen went by the snake came and wanted to give her a ticket. Here Primrose Everdeen saw the first monster because the snake was possesed and had jabberjays.

"I cant give you my lisense aminal" Primrose Everdeen said

"Why not?" said the jabberjay snake back to Primrose Everdeen

"Because you are jabberjay muttation" so Primrose Everdeen shot the snake in the head and drove off thinking "my sister is in trouble there" and went faster.

Primrose Everdeen had to go faster like the speed of sound and got there fast because Katniss Everdeen needed her where she was. Primrose Everdeen looked at a new 200 ft electoral fence and saw "Electric Shock Warning" with someons writing under it saying "de capital" so Primrose Everdeen almost turned around but heard screaming like Katniss Everdeen so she went faster again.

Primrose Everdeen drove over the fence and did another flip and jumped off her motorbike and the motor bike took out some more muttations infront of Primrose Everdeen. Primrose Everdeen smiled and walked fast. Primrose Everdeen then looked on the ground and found bow/arrow with 12 ritten on it so she pickd it up and fired fast at career triboots in front of the cornucopia.

Primrose Everdeen said "Career triboots leave this place" and the career triboots said "but this is our house" and Primrose Everdeen felt sorry for them becaus they couldnt live there anymore because they were career triboots and Katniss Everdeen needed winning the hunger games so Primrose Everdeen blew up the cornucopia and killed the career triboots so they were at piece.

Then Primrose Everdeen herd another scream from her sister Katniss Everdeen so she kept walking really faster to get where she was. The Capitol was nothing like the countrysides there was no mockingjays singing and the catnip pants were dead and teh dirt was messy and bloody from the bloodbath at cornucipia.

When Primrose Everdeen got to where the screaming was started from she found her sister Katniss Everdeen fighting Cato Ludwig and Katniss Everdeen said "Primrose Everdeen! Over here!" so Primrose Everdeen went there to where Katniss Everdeen was fighting. Primrose Everdeen fired her arrow from teh bow really fast and the arrows went and shot Cato Ludwig in the eyes and Cato Ludwig couldnt see.

Katniss Everdeen said "its time to end this ones and for all!" and punched Cato Ludwig in the face and Cato Ludwig fell. Primrose Everdeen said "thanks i could help, sis" and Katniss Everdeen said "you should come here earlier next time" and they laughed.

The laughed overed quickly though as the capital theme played and Seneca Crane said "welcome the victor of 74th hunger games Katniss Everdeen who is Primrose Everdeens older sister" and Primrose Everdeen yelled "LOOK OUT SIS!" and pointed up to the top of the sky. Katniss Everdeen looked up and said "NOO! Primrose Everdeen run out of here fast as you can!" and Primrose Everdeen walked real fast out.

Primrose Everdeen loked back and saw Katniss got steppd on by Zombee Peeta Mellark and she was mad and angry.

"I'll get you back Zombee Peeta Mellark!" Primrose Everdeen yelled at the top of lungs.

to be continued..?

Fact: While I was writing this, I got an email from Avaaz entitled "Stop the African hunger games". I'm reaction-less.

[lattsam]

Here's a poster I made to promote the new Marissa Games fic:

[ASBusinessMagnet]

Originally Posted by lattsam

Here's a poster I made to promote the new Marissa Games fic:

Too late!



(Oh wait nevermind you know of my poster anyway.)

[Insane Guy of Doom]

Presenting: Chapter 1 of THE MARRISSA GAMES!!!!

http://suemaryfanfiction.tumblr.com/...1-the-big-reep

It features the "origin" of Katty Smithereens (Actually I came up with it while typing) and what I hope will become another infamous Marrissa Quote:

“U cant taked Pim!” She sayd from the can but it was fulla direrhea now so she locked like Oksar the Gruch but with poo instod of garbag.

PS. Also I'm thinking about putting it on fanfiction.net to spite Critics United, but I'm not sure if that's a good idea.

EDIT: Also, I updated the Prolog: Cariture Bios, with some caritures I had forgotten to mention.

[ASBusinessMagnet]

Originally Posted by Insane Guy of Doom

PS. Also I'm thinking about putting it on fanfiction.net to spite Critics United, but I'm not sure if that's a good idea.

Nah, an AO3 mirror will suffice.

For now, it's not getting a lot of hits, but I take it people go to AO3 to look for serious works, while in FF.Net trollfics are the main attraction.

[Insane Guy of Doom]

Chapter two is up, featuring the BIGGEST TWIST AN TURN I EVER DONED!!!!!233

I actually didn't think of it until making this chapter, but I feel the "reel fans" will love it. Especially Alcore.

[ASBusinessMagnet]

Originally Posted by Insane Guy of Doom

Chapter two is up, featuring the BIGGEST TWIST AN TURN I EVER DONED!!!!!233

I actually didn't think of it until making this chapter, but I feel the "reel fans" will love it. Especially Alcore.

Is MarissaTheWriter even aware of the concept of a continuity? Principal Business Man is more likely than not dead by now, and Skep was way younger than him in Portal High School.

[Alcoremortis]

Originally Posted by Insane Guy of Doom

Chapter two is up, featuring the BIGGEST TWIST AN TURN I EVER DONED!!!!!233

I actually didn't think of it until making this chapter, but I feel the "reel fans" will love it. Especially Alcore.

Ooh! Do we get killed in interesting ways?!

[Insane Guy of Doom]

Originally Posted by Alcoremortis

Ooh! Do we get killed in interesting ways?!

No, I'm referring to some FAN FAVORITE CHARACTERS.

Originally Posted by ASBusinessMagnet

Is MarissaTheWriter even aware of the concept of a continuity? Principal Business Man is more likely than not dead by now, and Skep was way younger than him in Portal High School.

Marrissa's understanding of continuity is... volatile. That and I know you said you wanted to be a "reel fan" again, and I thought this would be a good way of undoing your treachery in Born Again Christian, lack of continuity and sense-making be darned!

[Alcoremortis]

Originally Posted by Insane Guy of Doom

No, I'm referring to some FAN FAVORITE CHARACTERS.

Is it... ALTAS AN P-BOY!?

[ASBusinessMagnet]

I think this is the trollfic thread now, rather than the TFT3K thread.