TFT3K: Telltale Fanfic Theater 3000

[Alcoremortis]

Originally Posted by ASBusinessMagnet

I think this is the trollfic thread now, rather than the TFT3K thread.

We've got some stuff that will show up... at some point.

[ASBusinessMagnet]

Also, for people who can't read trollficese:

https://docs.google.com/document/d/1...6E9TB0upY/edit

[Insane Guy of Doom]

http://suemaryfanfiction.tumblr.com/...ugs-on-a-train

"Chaptar 2" is up, which is actually chapter 3, which is actually chapter 4. Marrissa is not good with counting.

[lattsam]

Originally Posted by Insane Guy of Doom

http://suemaryfanfiction.tumblr.com/...ugs-on-a-train

"Chaptar 2" is up, which is actually chapter 3, which is actually chapter 4. Marrissa is not good with counting.

Heh. "Thunderpants". I bet Gale doesn't like being called that!

Making a POV for Wheatley in a MarissaTheWriter fic is easy. Just write like she normally would, then use "bloody" and/or "sodding" for every other word!

[ASBusinessMagnet]

Originally Posted by lattsam

Heh. "Thunderpants". I bet Gale doesn't like being called that!

Making a POV for Wheatley in a MarissaTheWriter fic is easy. Just write like she normally would, then use "bloody" and/or "sodding" for every other word!

And omit any and all "g"s in "ing" endings, up to "sing" and "sting".

[Insane Guy of Doom]

Presenting: The Marrissa Games chapter three (which is actually chapter five)!

http://suemaryfanfiction.tumblr.com/...-an-new-enemys

It features a INTENSE ACKSHUN BATTLE SEEN and the RETARN OF SUM OLD FRENDS an EVEEN MORE SHOKIN NEW CHARS and as requested by Lattsam, the debut of Frank15.

[lattsam]

Originally Posted by Insane Guy of Doom

Presenting: The Marrissa Games chapter three (which is actually chapter five)!

http://suemaryfanfiction.tumblr.com/...-an-new-enemys

It features a INTENSE ACKSHUN BATTLE SEEN and the RETARN OF SUM OLD FRENDS an EVEEN MORE SHOKIN NEW CHARS and as requested by Lattsam, the debut of Frank15.

As well as the Men in Black, who in a famous Human Centipede fanfic "ated a watermelon that was filled with fried chicken"! (Imma Wiserd, anyone?)

[Insane Guy of Doom]

Chapter "Fore" is here!

http://suemaryfanfiction.tumblr.com/...gettin-down-to

Marrissa will fece her greatest peral ever wen TWO JERKS PROOV THEY CONT BE TRUSTED an a spesal gest star!

[Insane Guy of Doom]

Sorry to double post, but here's what may be the strangest trollfic chapter I've ever written! The Marrissa Games chapter five (actually chapter 7), which brings yet another series into the ITS MY LIFE! continuity. Its also a lot longer than its predecessors.

http://suemaryfanfiction.tumblr.com/...-an-ks-wubulos

Here's a little excerpt:

Next J an K put on sort shorts that was sooo tiny they was almos like panteys an crop tops an thongs an flipe flops but kept tere glazes. Now they locked like reglar tennagers and cold be undercober loachasun Teen Fortress 2. K started to go into school but eh herd.

“SHAKE IT BAKE IT BOOTY QAKE IT ROLL IT A ROUND!” J sung an dance an shake butt all jiggly wiggly. “J stop foolin round we need to find Teen Fortress 3.” K deadpanned so J stoped but frown. “U never let me haf any fun =(”

[lattsam]

Originally Posted by Insane Guy of Doom

Sorry to double post, but here's what may be the strangest trollfic chapter I've ever written! The Marrissa Games chapter five (actually chapter 7), which brings yet another series into the ITS MY LIFE! continuity. Its also a lot longer than its predecessors.

http://suemaryfanfiction.tumblr.com/...-an-ks-wubulos

Here's a little excerpt:

That "Booty Quake" song should be the theme music for my MarrissaTheWriter dramatic readings!

[WarpSpeed]

Yahoo just hired a CEO named Marissa.

So, naturally, my first thought was, "Gee, wouldn't it be interesting if ... ?"

[RingmasterJ5]

Originally Posted by WarpSpeed

Yahoo just hired a CEO named Marissa.

So, naturally, my first thought was, "Gee, wouldn't it be interesting if ... ?"

Hah.

Also, sorry for the large delay, but we should start to write a new one tomorrow night. And, this is going to be a really interesting riff. A REALLY interesting one.

[Insane Guy of Doom]

Oooh! Is it the Avengers as Wolves one? The rest of Quest for Holey Grayil? The possibilities are endless!

[Insane Guy of Doom]

I just found one of the most amazing fanfics ever on Topless Robot. It's a Batman fic called "Girl Wonder's Life Story". I call it, "Batman My Immortal". We MUST MST it, here are some choice lines:

When she was about 15 days old she taught herself how to walk, when she was 20 days old she taught herself how to fight, when she was 25 days old she taught herself how to talk....

When she was about 3 months she got bitten In the back, side, and stomach by a extinct tiger.

After that Sam changed into the costume and put a utility belt on and left the house. She found out where the Bat-cave was and went and stole some explosives, a grappling hook and Birdarangs.

Then one day, 'The Hood' came back and kidnapped her, beating her really badly.

After she was kidnapped the first time 3 of the hood members decided they were no longer hood members and were from then on under cover there. Their Names were Jack, Jimmy, and Timmy. Jimmy and Timmy were twins, Jimmy had the power of fire, although there were complications like, his whole body was just... Fire and Timmy was the same, but with Water, Jack on the other hand, was ice, whole body was made from ice.

Batman had a hard time trying to find her but when he did he was walking up to the building and it blew up.

They both looked into each others eyes and looked away blushing. They both looked back at each other and Sam blushed even more "I-I think I like you." Dick looked at Sam and brushed some hair out of her face "I think I like you too."

[ASBusinessMagnet]

THE MARRISSA GAMES finally got a comment on AO3!!!!!!!!

Originally Posted by Saz

The trolling is way too obvious. It lacks subtlety. Try reading My Immortal for tips.

[Insane Guy of Doom]

Super good news! I finally have an Archive of Our Own account! I'll try and get all the old MarrissaTheWriter and Sue Mary stories put up, most of the original documents are gone thanks to my laptop dying though.

I will say, its much easier to format documents on fanfiction.net.

EDIT: Reposted in all its glory: ITS MY LIFE!

[Insane Guy of Doom]

Double posting is bad, but this is good!

Chapter, I forget, of the Marrissa Games is finally up! Look for some cameo appearances by TTFT3K members.


The next chapter should be coming soon as well, and will have a, well I don't want to spoil it too much, but I hope it will go down as one of the weirdest scenes I've ever done. iGet an Enema level weird.

[ASBusinessMagnet]

Nah, Skepkitty and Marrissa challenging each other to a rap battle and Dick Stiller putting on Unite Synchronization only after he is done kicking ass will be weirder than that.

Then again, who am I kidding that isn't weird at all.

[Insane Guy of Doom]

Originally Posted by ASBusinessMagnet

Nah, Skepkitty and Marrissa challenging each other to a rap battle and Dick Stiller putting on Unite Synchronization only after he is done kicking ass will be weirder than that.

Then again, who am I kidding that isn't weird at all.

Trust me, what I have planned next will put Rattmann's balls of steel to shame.

Update: There's a new chapter up, however it doesn't have the "ultimate scene" I've been alluding to. I've pushed it back to the next one.

[ASBusinessMagnet]

hey check it out I'm working on something that is a) big and b) related to Marrissa

As Curiosity Snow said, it would be too dangerous and someone that is not me should condense it into a tourist's guide to be spread across other universes. HEY CHECK IT OUT HERE'S A COOL UNIVERSE YOU SHOULD TOTALLY COME TO IT.

How to tell [a powerful human] apart: They're a complete Mary Sue. Absolutely everyone adores them, they immediately get a busty chest (because the needle only affects females), like, everything will turn out in their favor and if you turn out to be in their way, you will die.

[The Cherub Trollz] have only the ability to hate, hate and again hate, except for one named Calilope or Cantaloupe, but she tries to disguise herself as an alien with candy corn horns and grey skin so why am I talking about her in the cherub troll section.

Nevertheless, the myth goes that there was a Mary Sue, Gloria Deschanel or Gloria the Second Coming of Christ, who befriended and converted an Irken named Invader Zim: Born Again Christian, while a human named Dib was revealed to be the Antichrist.

As far back as 1985 foreign contamination was detected from time travel. This caused some humans to mutate into falmer trollz, which differed from the former with the proper spelling and grammar and intense hate for humans.

However, all changed with a falmer troll girl, Dork Jewel, who in 2100 accidentally overdosed steroids and became the first cherub troll. She then founded a group, Critics United, which started annually taking twenty-four people from the non-falmer world and having them participate in a fight to death in a closed and supervised but expansive arena, an event nicknamed "The Hunger Games".