Ugh...so many good moments and we are only two episodes in (sadly...). I realize most of my favorites are from Episode 2, which is not to knock Episode 1 but I just think 2 is stronger.
I will try to narrow to five in drama and comedy (I just can't resist!):
Comedy:
5) Kenny's "Urban" comment to Lee- Kenny's defense to his racist remark made me laugh out loud!
4) Duck trying to guess Clem's drawing- Clem was totally justified with her reaction!
3) Larry apologizing- Well apologizing is a stretch, but his reaction to having Mark talk about how Larry is just looking out for Lilly made me laugh. What a great way to have a cantankerous character backed into a corner where anything but retracting his last statement would just make him a creep!
2) Batteries huh?- Nice fan service Telltale

1) Did you lick it?- You know the answer
5) Killing Sandra- One of the few actual zombie fighting scenes and what a payoff!
4) Doug or Carley- Not because it was a hard choice (Carley is just too great a character!), but because it was a choice that affects all the following episodes (I hope!)
3) Diving the food- I seriously took forever with this because I kept mulling over how I should divide my food. Obviously kids first, but who else deserved food? I got very few complaints from the group though so I hope I made the right choice!
2) Sparing Andy's Life- I felt there was a fitting justice leaving the cannibals to be eaten by the real cannibals instead of just killing them. I wouldn't have killed them anyways (spared Danny too), but it seemed a better payoff hearing a battered and defeated Andy calling out Lee's name as the group walked away from the barn.
1) The Meatlocker- A stone literally fell in my stomach when Kenny crushed Larry's head while I tried to revive Larry. It was the hardest gut punch in the whole game and I couldn't stop thinking about it for a while, so it must be my favorite moment so far!