I fucking love questions like these, it panders to my ego and 'specialness' (which is really bollocks lol) I might survive depends on my situation, if I wake up to a zombie apocalypse one day and have to kill my room mate ransack the house for food weapons and porn (obviously)
tip toe my way to neighbours house slam his head in with a cricket bat, and steal his sweet jag and drive to the country side and look for old world war two shelters/castles (WALES FTW) and live my life in the country side in a fucking fort
or I wake up to find my room mate chewing on my toe.
but the main pont of this post is fuck my room mate, and his beasty boys at 3am in the fucking morning.
when the zombie apocalyse comes, i'm dropping him like i did ben
Last edited by TheGonza; 11/03/2012 at 12:44 pm.
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