!0BJECTION!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IP9PoBlFDp4
you are all FOOLS. Tell me....when was the scenario ever...SAVING Doug or carley?
*You all gasp in shock and your idiocy*
Exactly *smirk*, you arent suppose to know that one would die, all of you who use the "X is more useful" argument are not allowed in this discussion, for you have shown that you have cheated.
*Palm desk*
So, we have established that the scenario is 'Who do you HELP'.
*Final pose before victory statement that none of you can possibly rebuttle*
You carley lubbers have stated "Carley is more capable than Doug"
Well then...if shes more capable...*Points at those guilty of saving Carley*
Then WHY did you help her instead of Doug??
* You all gasp once again as I smirk, my victory theme plays*
Exactly, if she is as capable as you say, then if you were a decent human being you would have helped DOUG, in your belief that she could handle herself.
*Judge settles argument in favour of me, having pointed out your flawed arguments in one fell swoop*
in closing, you cant possibly play Lee as a good guy if you chose to help Carley over poor lil Doug.
The only people exempt from my epic pwnage are:
1. people who were abled (i.e possess average intelligence) to already know my argument
2. people who acknowledge that they wanted Doug to die without having cheated (a small minority of you)
3. Those of you who admit that you chose to save her cuz she might bang you
The fact of matter is, most of you only saved her cuz of tits.
Game. Set. Match.