Knew I shoulda killed that old fucker. I got rid of his bitchy loud mouth almost daughter Brie and figured that would be enough. This is how our talk after Crawford should have gone!!
Lee: Thanks Vernon for all your help back there. Oh and about Brie...
Vernon: I know Lee, it's horrible!
Lee: Yeah it is but that's not what I was gonna say. Tell her we said hello (Lee snaps Vernon's neck and watches the old man crumple to the ground) Kenny, come in here! We have some shopping to do at the morgue before we can call it a night!
Kenny: Okay Lee what's going on? (See's Vernon dead) Holy Hell! What the FUCK happened pal?
Lee: Cancer got him.
Kenny: OH...OK Lee! I'll bury him by the boy and the dog in back right quick before we set out. Poor old bastard!
TADA