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DAISHI · 12/04/2012, 09:56 am

The Best Song in the World right now is Backseat Freestyle by Kendrick Lamar.

der_ketzer · 12/04/2012, 09:59 am

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Originally Posted by Rather Dashing

So you found me in Aether.

also:
In Soviet Russia game plays you.

Noname215 · 12/04/2012, 03:28 pm

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Originally Posted by Alcoremortis

It will be quite hard because that rabbit has been dead for about three years. Also, the maggots beat you to it.

Maggots...

Secret Fawful · 12/04/2012, 05:26 pm

The bad guard in The Green Mile....

I would have done things to him that broke his mind and made sure he could never do anything but eat through a straw ever again.

Giant Tope · 12/04/2012, 07:31 pm

Oh my god! My sister's pitch got picked for the BYU senior animated film and she's going to be directing it! Holy shit!

Avistew · 12/04/2012, 07:49 pm

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Originally Posted by Giant Tope

Oh my god! My sister's pitch got picked for the BYU senior animated film and she's going to be directing it! Holy shit!

That's awesome! Grats to her!

DAISHI · 12/04/2012, 10:49 pm

IF you don't own "An Evening in Rivendell" I URGE YOU STRONGLY TO PURCHASE IT.

Alcoremortis · 12/05/2012, 12:06 am

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Originally Posted by Noname215

Maggots...

He got eaten alive by them.

coolsome · 12/05/2012, 03:00 am

Important knew for WWE fans regarding the TLC PPV.

Punk will NOT miss his match at the Royal Rumble against The Rock though.

WarpSpeed · 12/05/2012, 05:26 am

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Originally Posted by Alcoremortis

He got eaten alive by them.

Not eaten dead by them? Your family is harsher than I thought.

Alcoremortis · 12/05/2012, 10:13 am

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Originally Posted by WarpSpeed

Not eaten dead by them? Your family is harsher than I thought.

Well, I suppose they finished eating him when he was dead, but they started when he was alive.

*Vainamoinen* · 12/05/2012, 10:20 am

My supervisor of four years has left the company today. Calling me best friend and colleague, praising my diplomacy and mediating skills as something she herself wants to possess.

I am in fucking tears right now. Why can't things at least sometimes stay the same?!?

DAISHI · 12/05/2012, 11:05 am

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Originally Posted by Vainamoinen

My supervisor of four years has left the company today. Calling me best friend and colleague, praising my diplomacy and mediating skills as something she herself wants to possess.

I am in fucking tears right now. Why can't things at least sometimes stay the same?!?

Because life is the process of progression or stagnation.

/smartassoff

Sorry to hear someone you were so close to moved on.

Iryon · 12/05/2012, 11:39 am

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Originally Posted by Vainamoinen

Why can't things at least sometimes stay the same?!?

Statement A: "All the things we know came into being."
Statement B: "Coming into being is a change of condition."
Conclusion: "Change of condition is inherent to all the things we know."

Chyron8472 · 12/05/2012, 01:11 pm

The first thing I thought of was "The more things change... the more they stay the same."

Alcoremortis · 12/05/2012, 01:20 pm

If even one thing stayed the same forever, it would eventually become boring. And if you liked that thing, having it become boring would be worse than it ending.

This is coincidentally why I think that the traditional idea of Heaven would actually be Hell. Terry Pratchett and Neil Gaiman put it best:

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“On Eternity:
I mean, d'you know what eternity is? There's this big mountain, see, a mile high, at the end of the universe, and once every thousand years there's this little bird-"
"What little bird?" said Aziraphale suspiciously.
"This little bird I'm talking about. And every thousand years-"
"The same bird every thousand years?"
Crowley hesitated. "Yeah," he said.
"Bloody ancient bird, then."
"Okay. And every thousand years this bird flies-"
"-limps-"
"flies all the way to this mountain and sharpens its beak-"
"Hold on. You can't do that. Between here and the end of the universe there's loads of-" The angel waved a hand expansively, if a little unsteadily. "Loads of buggerall, dear boy."
"But it gets there anyway," Crowley persevered.
"How?"
"It doesn't matter!"
"It could use a space ship," said the angel.
Crowley subsided a bit. "Yeah," he said. "If you like. Anyway, this bird-"
"Only it is the end of the universe we're talking about," said Aziraphale. "So it'd have to be one of those space ships where your descendants are the ones who get out at the other end. You have to tell your descendants, you say, When you get to the Mountain, you've got to-" He hesitated. "What have they got to do?"
"Sharpen its beak on the mountain," said Crowley. "And then it flies back-"
"-in the space ship-"
"And after a thousand years it goes and does it all again," said Crowley quickly.
There was a moment of drunken silence,
"Seems a lot of effort just to sharpen a beak," mused Aziraphale.
"Listen," said Crowley urgently, "the point is that when the bird has worn the mountain down to nothing, right, then-"
Aziraphale opened his mouth. Crowley just knew he was going to make some point about the relative hardness of birds' beaks and granite mountains, and plunged on quickly.
"-then you still won't have finished watching The Sound of Music."
Aziraphale froze.
"And you'll enjoy it," Crowley said relentlessly. "You really will."
"My dear boy-"
"You won't have a choice."
"Listen"
"Heaven has no taste."
"Now-"
"And not one single sushi restaurant."
A look of pain crossed the angel's suddenly very serious face.

WarpSpeed · 12/05/2012, 02:13 pm

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Originally Posted by Alcoremortis

Well, I suppose they finished eating him when he was dead, but they started when he was alive.

Note to self: Don't mess with Alcoremortis's computer cables.

GaryCXJk · 12/05/2012, 03:04 pm

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Originally Posted by Iryon

Statement A: "All the things we know came into being."
Statement B: "Coming into being is a change of condition."
Conclusion: "Change of condition is inherent to all the things we know."

I once learned propositional calculus, and even though I have remembered nothing from it, I have a hunch the statement and conclusion is untrue.

Noname215 · 12/05/2012, 03:13 pm

Something REALLY freaky just happened. I was lying on my bed when my door started rattling like someone was trying to get in. I thought it was one of my sisters trying to annoy me, but I never heard anyone running away. Eventually, I got up from my bed and opened the door. Nobody.

coolsome · 12/05/2012, 03:17 pm

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Originally Posted by Noname215

Something REALLY freaky just happened. I was lying on my bed when my door started rattling like someone was trying to get in. I thought it was one of my sisters trying to annoy me, but I never heard anyone running away. Eventually, I got up from my bed and opened the door. Nobody.

12/04/2012, 09:56 am	#34981
DAISHI TELLTALE STEALTH NINJA Join Date: Sep 2009 Posts: 3,024	The Best Song in the World right now is Backseat Freestyle by Kendrick Lamar. __________________ "Hah! It's like we don't even have feelings. Now pardon me while I recline in my huge executive chair and guffaw, cigar in-hand. " "ill just go with what Winslow always when something that funny about a location in monkey island is said"

12/04/2012, 05:26 pm	#34984
Secret Fawful Fearless Oathbreaker Join Date: Jun 2009 Location: Stuck In This Pose Sexiness: Off The Charts! Posts: 5,136	The bad guard in The Green Mile.... I would have done things to him that broke his mind and made sure he could never do anything but eat through a straw ever again. __________________ You're the greatest. The greatest! - GuruGuru214 You'll go far in this life, Fawful. - That Guy In The Wheelchair Fawful, you sir, are made of win. - mgrant I love the Fawful! - Davies You're like a bad comedian. - monkey_05_06 ** you. - Giant Tope Why do you have to be such an hole? - Avistew You're a miserable little weasel who derives pleasure from being a *. - AllenB Grow up. - Mike Haley Now Playing: ~~Space Quest 0: Replicated~~ - ~~Space Quest I EGA: The Sarien Encounter~~ - Space Quest I VGA: The Sarien Encounter** - Space Quest II EGA: Vohaul's Revenge - Space Quest II VGA: Vohaul's Revenge - Space Quest III: The Pirates of Pestulon - Space Quest IV: Roger Wilco and the Time Rippers - Space Quest V: The Next Mutation - Space Quest VI: Roger Wilco in the Spinal Frontier - Space Quest: The Lost Chapter

12/04/2012, 07:31 pm	#34985
Giant Tope bashful little whaleshark Join Date: Oct 2009 Location: Portland Posts: 2,171	Oh my god! My sister's pitch got picked for the BYU senior animated film and she's going to be directing it! Holy shit! __________________ I am a dinosaur. BUT! i am hiding.

12/04/2012, 10:49 pm	#34987
DAISHI TELLTALE STEALTH NINJA Join Date: Sep 2009 Posts: 3,024	IF you don't own "An Evening in Rivendell" I URGE YOU STRONGLY TO PURCHASE IT. __________________ "Hah! It's like we don't even have feelings. Now pardon me while I recline in my huge executive chair and guffaw, cigar in-hand. " "ill just go with what Winslow always when something that funny about a location in monkey island is said"

12/05/2012, 03:00 am	#34989
coolsome Sam D Coolsome Join Date: Jun 2009 Location: England Posts: 5,968	Important knew for WWE fans regarding the TLC PPV. Punk will NOT miss his match at the Royal Rumble against The Rock though. __________________ Last edited by coolsome; 12/05/2012 at 03:13 am.

12/05/2012, 10:20 am	#34992
Vainamoinen Community Moderator Join Date: Jun 2009 Posts: 6,649	My supervisor of four years has left the company today. Calling me best friend and colleague, praising my diplomacy and mediating skills as something she herself wants to possess. I am in fucking tears right now. Why can't things at least sometimes stay the same?!? __________________ Moderators on the TTG forums are all volunteers from the community and still belong to the community. They are not employees of the company. The opinions expressed in their posts are those of individual fans and must not be confused with official company statements.

12/05/2012, 03:13 pm	#34999
Noname215 Thing From Another World Join Date: Feb 2012 Location: Where the sun don’t shine Posts: 736	Something REALLY freaky just happened. I was lying on my bed when my door started rattling like someone was trying to get in. I thought it was one of my sisters trying to annoy me, but I never heard anyone running away. Eventually, I got up from my bed and opened the door. Nobody. __________________ There is treachery afoot! (Shifts eyes) Currently writing: A Telltale Murder Mystery (Coming Soon in either mid/late 2013 or early 2014)

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