Re: What is the mystery of Scoggins, MN? (Has 'maybe' spoilers?'
After playing PUZZLE AGENT 1 (twice) and having just finished PA2, I believe there are several unsolved mysteries of Scoggins, MN:
1) Mrs. GARRETT, the proprietress of the Inn where Nelson Tethers stays, was heard to tell him : " I was at the desk all night." However, she is ALWAYS at the desk. There are NO other hotel guests , even though we are asked to solve a room-arrangement issue in PUZZLE AGENT 2.
My conclusion: Mrs. GARRETT is an ALIEN who needs neither to eat, sleep, or change her clothes.
2) Who cooks the FOOD (poor Darrell's key lime) at the MOOSE EAR cafe? Certainly, Dori Davner, the waitress doesn't have a free moment to cook anything for her clientele-although she does serve up a tasty looking meatloaf to certain folks later in PUZZLE AGENT 1. Oh, guess she doesn't sleep either..
She's an ALIEN too!!!
3) Sheriff Bahg. I LOVE this character's lackadaisical attitude and 'down-home' drawl. (can anyone from Minnesota on this forum tell us if Sheriff Bahg talks like they do up there?) Sheriff Bahg is probably not an ALIEN...
4) Who left the 'cherry-flavored' pipe tobacco on the counter? It never did get cleaned up-further proving that the waitress is an ALIEN , because HAVE you ever seen an alien do housework? (Outside of TV sitcom family aliens?)
5) Doesn't anyone in Scoggins, MN own or drive anything other than a snowmobile?
6) Scoggins,MN, is a 'mockup' town, planted by the government and populated with brainwashed citizens from somewhere Scandinavian, who are watched over by ALIEN actors and The Computer from a certain popular role-playing game. (Can anyone say: "Trust NO One! Keep Your (laser) handy!")
But, seriously, Whatever the 'real' mysteries of Scoggins, MN are purported to be, I can unashamedly jump up and down like a little kid and scream; " I LOVE playing Puzzle Agents 1 and 2. PLEASE give up PUZZLE AGENT 3! The cliff hanger is so obvious with the Davners in Bermuda." Oh, RIGHT! It's CLASSIFIED - so you can't tell us about it or the ALIENS and the CIA will not be happy....
Last edited by ardeecor; 04/30/2013 at 05:43 pm.
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